Now you too can wear an iconic BTE moment on your person...

[eJm]

[Dr. Bolty, Disaster Enby]

This is like. The definition of a shirt that I would find amusing but would be unable to explain easily to anyone. It would probably be an around-the-house pajama shirt.

But I love that it exists.

[jagilki]

I love this shirt.

But I'd never... NEVER wear it.

[toodarkmark]

Yeah, I want to buy this, but how do I explain this to my wife? But I just almost bought it, because I really want to buy it.

[kidtamagotchi]

I mean, we're obviously supposed to wear this every time we get Chilli's!

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

How do you explain this to your wife? You tell her that you're going to f***ing Chili's!

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

You won't have to explain anything, people will be too blinded by the amazingness of John Silver that they won't be able to speak

[xxshoyuweeniexx]

Why would I want a shirt with a f***ing child on it?

[Starshine]

How is there not a shirt out there with that close up of Silver's face while he screams for his mum?

[Deputy Muscle]

Sept 15, 2020 0:53:25 GMT -5 xxshoyuweeniexx said:

Why would I want a shirt with a f***ing child on it?

He's 29

[Glitch]

Oh great. Now I want Chilis.

[Mozenrath]

I can't get this because I look vaguely enough like Silver that it'd just make it weirder.

[Macho Pichu]

Sept 15, 2020 6:10:18 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

I can't get this because I look vaguely enough like Silver that it'd just make it weirder.

Oddly enough, I do too and that actually is a solid excuse for me to buy it. There was too much to explain as it was, but adding that one more layer to explain puts it over the edge.

[ronin705]

Dark order with the rocket strapped to their backs running up the sales numbers!!

[Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story]

I feel like Pro Wrestling Tees is built on impulse culture. Oh, that meme was funny, let me buy this shirt! Then a year or two down the line, you question why you have this shirt of two half naked men with Chili's bags.

[Dub H]

Sept 15, 2020 6:10:18 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

I can't get this because I look vaguely enough like Silver that it'd just make it weirder.

Oh,so you are a kid?

[Dub H]

Sept 15, 2020 10:27:51 GMT -5 Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story said:

I feel like Pro Wrestling Tees is built on impulse culture. Oh, that meme was funny, let me buy this shirt! Then a year or two down the line, you question why you have this shirt of two half naked men with Chili's bags.

I wouldnt say it is built on ,but it is part of it.

[Yamashita Enforcement Division]

Sept 15, 2020 10:27:51 GMT -5 Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story said:

I feel like Pro Wrestling Tees is built on impulse culture. Oh, that meme was funny, let me buy this shirt! Then a year or two down the line, you question why you have this shirt of two half naked men with Chili's bags.

It is but from a different direction. A year from now Alex Reynolds is going to be very confused as to why there is a shirt with him and John Silver in their gear holding Chilli's takeaway.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Sept 15, 2020 10:27:51 GMT -5 Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story said:

I feel like Pro Wrestling Tees is built on impulse culture. Oh, that meme was funny, let me buy this shirt! Then a year or two down the line, you question why you have this shirt of two half naked men with Chili's bags.

Matt Taven doesn't even let a single day go by when it comes to impulse shirts... maybe not even an hour...