Jeff Jarrett vs. Flash Funk: The heck did Col. Parker say?

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

youtu.be/OX-li9LauKs

JR and King can't make it out. "Wha? He's gonna have him do what?" Then King just cracks up. I think Tennessee Lee said "Stick with me, and I'll have ya signed done sealed, boy!", but it's really unclear. Double J just being a massive goof. I loved this.

[thecrusherwi]

He clearly says "You knowhoo Double J, you stick with ole Tennessee Lee, Imma have you thigh foo theel boy!!"

[cjh]

He said, "I'm gonna have you fartin' through silk, boy!"

[jason1980s]

Tennessee Lee seems really out of place in WWF. Even Jarrett coming down to the country music seemed out of place even though he was just IC champ a little over two years earlier.