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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 16, 2020 18:38:32 GMT -5
Like when Puffy bragged he was 'swimmin' in women with they own condominiums', as though owning a condo was some prerequisite to being with him.
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Post by Spider2024 on Nov 16, 2020 18:44:05 GMT -5
"Grown men beg me to bring 'em on tour, even if it means they gotta sleep on the floor."
"Young, black & famous, with money hangin' out the anus!"
Also, Akinyele offering free pizza for some free... something else.
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Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Nov 16, 2020 19:26:09 GMT -5
That's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking
I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking
You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions
Come to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway
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Yup.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 16, 2020 19:33:58 GMT -5
"I got techniques dripping out my buttcheeks
Sleep on my stomach so I don't f*** up my sheets"
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Now there's a visual I could have done without.
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Post by Limity (BLM) on Nov 16, 2020 21:05:20 GMT -5
Also, Akinyele offering free pizza for some free... something else. What rhymes with pizza??? |
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Nov 16, 2020 21:27:55 GMT -5
"I'm the sh*t LITERALLY!!!" (Don't remember)
"See I'm the s**t like I slithered in poo!" (Hopsin)
"Who spit it the meanest, who's biracial only in his penis!?" 'BOBBY!' (Logic)
"You got buns, I got Asperger's!" (Eminem)
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Post by Savage Gambino on Nov 16, 2020 22:23:49 GMT -5
"I got 10 bathrooms, I could shit all day" from Lil Wayne on "We Be Steady Mobbin" takes the cake for me, in terms of hilarious "boasts" in rap.
Also, former labelmate Birdman "went from shitting in a cell, to shitting on a jet" on "Pop Bottles".
Yo, what was with Young Money artists and toilets?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2020 23:14:21 GMT -5
Jay's entire third verse on Watch Me.
Actually, all of Vol. 3. That was Jay in his "bully era" and he made damn near everything sound hilarious. I still remember when he said this.
To this day that line cracks me up. [/quote][/quote]
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Nov 16, 2020 23:18:05 GMT -5
I’m serious as cancer
When I say Rhythm is a Dancer
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Nov 17, 2020 2:54:35 GMT -5
Cam'ron's entire career.
Canary burgundy: I call it "Lemon Red"
Yellow diamonds in my ear, call 'em "Lemonheads"
Lemonhead, end up dead, ice like Winnipeg
Gemstone, Flintstones, you could say I'm friends with Fred
I rock mostly dosey, I roll mostly dolie
I'll leave you wholly-holey,
you'll say holy moly
Here come the coroner, get em, play Rollie Pollie
Facts on facts, I would unwrap my stacks
I ain't even have a prize in my Cracker Jack
Juelz Santana is no slouch either:
I'm a shark, y'all just koi fish
(What else?) Octopus (What else?) Oysters
I bang
I slang
My nuts hang, yup
....Dipset kinda rules. I always forget that.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2020 14:12:48 GMT -5
I actually started a thread here about the Dr. Dre line "gap teeth in your mouth so my dick gots to fit". It sounds like he is saying he has a micropenis if it can fit between gap teeth.
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Post by karl100589 on Nov 17, 2020 14:42:24 GMT -5
"I'll serve your ass like John McEnroe"
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Nov 17, 2020 14:45:19 GMT -5
That time Will I Am said "Imma like a bank, I be loaning out semen"
... People also deposit sperm into sperm banks, Will.
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Post by MrElijah on Nov 17, 2020 14:49:01 GMT -5
Jay's entire third verse on Watch Me. Actually, all of Vol. 3. That was Jay in his "bully era" and he made damn near everything sound hilarious. I still remember when he said this. To this day that line cracks me up. [/quote][/quote] Takeover is an entire song of funny rap boasts. I don't care if you Mobb Deep, I hold triggers to crews You little, I got money stacks bigger than you When I was pushing weight, back in '88 You was a ballerina, I got the pictures, I seen ya Then you dropped "Shook Ones, " switched your demeanor Well, we don't believe you, you need more people |
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 17, 2020 14:55:31 GMT -5
Then she shanked me wit a buttah knife
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 17, 2020 15:11:05 GMT -5
When Tupac said:
"Lil' Kim don't f*** around with real G's
Quick to snatch yo ugly ass off the streets, so f*** peace"
Ugly? Lil Kim was cute as hell back then.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 17, 2020 15:42:40 GMT -5
I just think of Ron Killings infamous diss rap on John Cena which contains the following
I don't sweat you
You smell like doo-doo
Though given that this was around the time Cena was spray painting the word "poopy" on to limos it was fairly on brand.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Nov 17, 2020 16:03:36 GMT -5
Cam'ron's entire career. Canary burgundy: I call it "Lemon Red"
Yellow diamonds in my ear, call 'em "Lemonheads"
Lemonhead, end up dead, ice like Winnipeg
Gemstone, Flintstones, you could say I'm friends with Fred
I rock mostly dosey, I roll mostly dolie
I'll leave you wholly-holey,
you'll say holy moly
Here come the coroner, get em, play Rollie Pollie Facts on facts, I would unwrap my stacks
I ain't even have a prize in my Cracker JackCam be nursery rhyming like a motherf***er, but it slaps.  |
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Nov 17, 2020 16:10:08 GMT -5
Not a boast but this line from Coolio always stuck with me:
"If you got beef, then n***a eat a pork chop"
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Post by malloc on Nov 17, 2020 17:54:43 GMT -5
I’m serious as cancer When I say Rhythm is a Dancer I remember this causing quite the stir back in day. It was discussed on the 6 o'clock news! |
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