chazraps
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Post by chazraps on Nov 17, 2020 19:19:36 GMT -5
LL Cool J has a few of these.
"I'm so bad, I can suck my own dick."
Like, "hey guys - check this out!"
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Nov 17, 2020 19:27:52 GMT -5
DJ Quik
"I ain't neva had my dick sucked by a man befo'/ but you gon' be the first, you little trick ass ho"
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Nov 17, 2020 19:30:09 GMT -5
"I got 10 bathrooms, I could shit all day" from Lil Wayne on "We Be Steady Mobbin" takes the cake for me, in terms of hilarious "boasts" in rap. This became a meme in my Fantasy Football League chat. It's so bizarre. "I fly go hard like geese erection" is another Weezy classic.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Nov 17, 2020 19:32:10 GMT -5
"Skeet so much they call me Billy Ocean" by one of the Yin Yang Twins is another weird one.
If the volume of your ejaculation is so notable that it's actually brought you fame and a nickname, perhaps rap was the wrong career?
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Nov 17, 2020 19:49:01 GMT -5
I'm sure nZo's tracks are littered with examples that would fit this thread.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Nov 17, 2020 19:54:59 GMT -5
I'm sure nZo's tracks are littered with examples that would fit this thread. "Middle finger to the sky/ grippin' my/ consensual penis!" probably didn't sound the same in his head as it does on record.
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Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Nov 17, 2020 21:48:06 GMT -5
LL Cool J has a few of these. "I'm so bad, I can suck my own dick." Like, "hey guys - check this out!" I'm sure B.I.G. would say something like: "You're crazy, L. Now, let me tell you about me and my bitch..."
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Nov 17, 2020 22:25:09 GMT -5
LL Cool J has a few of these. "I'm so bad, I can suck my own dick." Like, "hey guys - check this out!" Such a Genius.
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Nov 17, 2020 22:38:30 GMT -5
Big Pun’s “You couldn’t measure my dick with six rulers” is so bizarrely specific.
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Nov 18, 2020 14:45:15 GMT -5
I actually started a thread here about the Dr. Dre line "gap teeth in your mouth so my dick gots to fit". It sounds like he is saying he has a micropenis if it can fit between gap teeth. That's the line that popped into my head when I saw this thread. Maybe Dre mean Eazy's gap was HUGE. But yea not one of the better lines from Dre.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Nov 18, 2020 17:46:34 GMT -5
I actually started a thread here about the Dr. Dre line "gap teeth in your mouth so my dick gots to fit". It sounds like he is saying he has a micropenis if it can fit between gap teeth. That's the line that popped into my head when I saw this thread. Maybe Dre mean Eazy's gap was HUGE. But yea not one of the better lines from Dre. Yeah, was more a dis on the size of the gap then a self-dis.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2020 20:46:15 GMT -5
Edit: post that came across as unintentionally dickish
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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on Nov 19, 2020 7:40:44 GMT -5
“Ain't got time for chit chat; I'm tryin' to get this money/So get up out my face, you doo-doo head dummy."
- Soulja Boy
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Post by ronin705 on Nov 19, 2020 9:39:31 GMT -5
Cam'ron's entire career. Canary burgundy: I call it "Lemon Red" Yellow diamonds in my ear, call 'em "Lemonheads" Lemonhead, end up dead, ice like Winnipeg Gemstone, Flintstones, you could say I'm friends with Fred I rock mostly dosey, I roll mostly dolie I'll leave you wholly-holey, you'll say holy moly Here come the coroner, get em, play Rollie Pollie Facts on facts, I would unwrap my stacks I ain't even have a prize in my Cracker JackJuelz Santana is no slouch either: I'm a shark, y'all just koi fish (What else?) Octopus (What else?) Oysters I bang I slang My nuts hang, yup
....Dipset kinda rules. I always forget that. I do not give a hot damn, Killa Cam Dipset era was the shit. I was wearin pink like a motha f***a after the basmement freestyle lol youtu.be/DGfIBSCYWgA
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Nov 19, 2020 14:43:59 GMT -5
That time Will I Am said "Imma like a bank, I be loaning out semen" ... People also deposit sperm into sperm banks, Will. A loan... So you'll be wanting it back then?
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Nov 19, 2020 17:14:57 GMT -5
"I got techniques dripping out my buttcheeks Sleep on my stomach so I don't f*** up my sheets"________ Now there's a visual I could have done without.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Nov 19, 2020 18:56:01 GMT -5
Quoth Copywrite, "my style's like a seamstress/ having sex with Forrest Gump/ so f***ing retarded"
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