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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Nov 28, 2020 19:44:39 GMT -5
And it better not be because you want to be a dentist.
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Nov 28, 2020 20:23:09 GMT -5
"I was smoking some mad kush with Scooby Doo, and the Teletubies."
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Spider2024
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I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Nov 28, 2020 21:33:39 GMT -5
I don't need to practice, I AM an elf!
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Nov 28, 2020 22:34:27 GMT -5
"I was gonna go to Elf Practice, but then I got high.
I was gonna be a Dentist, but then I got high.
Now I'm hanging with a Red Nose Reindeer, and I don't know why.
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high."
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 28, 2020 22:37:33 GMT -5
Well someone had to deal with the orcs.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Nov 28, 2020 23:55:54 GMT -5
Because some campy looking Martians burst in and froze me and the other elves in place and took Santa away to their home planet of Mars.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Nov 29, 2020 21:18:37 GMT -5
What’s this business about Alf practice?
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Post by MrElijah on Nov 29, 2020 21:29:48 GMT -5
Blow it out of your ass, chief! I took down the perps and nobody died this time!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2020 21:38:39 GMT -5
Seven o'clock. Psychos seize Santa's workshop and only Lee Majors can stop them.
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Perd
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Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Nov 29, 2020 22:06:30 GMT -5
I just don’t have a lot of elf confidence. But I’ve been reading a lot of elf help books.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Nov 29, 2020 22:08:29 GMT -5
Because I told you there was no elfing way I was wearing those shoes.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 29, 2020 22:10:22 GMT -5
Seven o'clock. Psychos seize Santa's workshop and only Lee Majors can stop them. In all seriousness, this one house in my neighborhood had a ton of inflatables on their lawn last year and deflated them during the day. Looked like someone did a drive by on Santa’s workshop.
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Lupin the Third
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I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Nov 29, 2020 22:11:49 GMT -5
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Nov 29, 2020 22:15:09 GMT -5
"I was gonna go to Elf Practice, but then I got high. I was gonna be a Dentist, but then I got high. Now I'm hanging with a Red Nose Reindeer, and I don't know why. Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high."
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Nov 30, 2020 9:32:10 GMT -5
I thought that Mitch probably had it covered. He has 3 legs, after all.
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Post by James Fabiano on Nov 30, 2020 9:36:04 GMT -5
Because I told you there was no elfing way I was wearing those shoes. No one wants Christmas shoes.
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Post by James Fabiano on Nov 30, 2020 9:36:28 GMT -5
Because Santa doesn't need me, he's friends with Merlin the magician and can defeat Satan himself.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2020 9:52:48 GMT -5
A DENTIST...GOOOOOOD GRIEF!
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Post by thirteen3 on Nov 30, 2020 10:59:03 GMT -5
Christmas Hobgoblins accosted me.
Christmas almost wasn't and then was.
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 30, 2020 11:48:49 GMT -5
Christmas Hobgoblins accosted me. Christmas almost wasn't and then was. Better Christmas hobgoblins than Hanukkah zombies. They got TIE fighters ya know.
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