NOW THEN FORSAKEN SOUL

[Perd]

OPEN THINE EARS AND SLAKE THY THIRST ON THRE MUSIC THAT CAN FORCE KINGS TO THEIR KNEES AND OCEQAS TO BOIL! BEHOLD THE SONG THAT WILL TAKE YOU TO THE TOP OF THE CHARTS!

*Plays guitar*

There’s a guy named Fred
And he’s got a pair of slacks
Ooh Fred’s got slacks

They’re really quite sharp
But they’re a little tight in the waist
Ooh Fred’s got slacks on the boulevard

...Hold on a scone, I think it’s out of tune.

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

This guitar is a hellspawn mixture of the bones of fornicators! And the sinew of THIEVES and gluttons! AAH HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}....it's a Fender.

[y4j1981]

Did someone say "soles"?

[Thunderbolt]

Is this the song you guys are trying to quote?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Because if it is you're all getting the lyrics wrong.