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Post by dirtyoldman on May 18, 2021 15:25:03 GMT -5
I can never tell the models of cars unless I can read it off them. Ever seen that episode of the Simpsons were Lou and Eddie are in pursuit and Lou on the radio says
"Suspect is escaping in a blue......car".
That's me.
Couple of weeks a go I had a police woman knocking on my door telling me nothings wrong but there's a vauxhall something or other that's blocking the road down the way and if I knew who owned it. I had to confess that I wasn't sure on car models and the wife shouts from the back that its a van.
So what's your shameful gaps in your knowledge?
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schizo
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Post by schizo on May 18, 2021 15:39:39 GMT -5
Since I don’t drink I have no idea what any of the top brand alcohol names are. So when people tell me “I was at a bar and I drank to much _____, or my favorite drink is ______, Iam like “ok, I don’t know what that is or care”
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 18, 2021 15:42:08 GMT -5
I'm horrible with directions. Like, tell me to go south then east and I'm finished.
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
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Post by Fundertaker on May 18, 2021 15:50:31 GMT -5
Macros in Excel.
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Post by dirtyoldman on May 18, 2021 15:53:15 GMT -5
I'm horrible with directions. Like, tell me to go south then east and I'm finished. Actually I'm a little ok with that as long as you know the sun is in the east in the morning. That was handy years ago when I was in Portugal and went for an early morning run. Went back to go back to the hotel but took a wrong turn and didn't realise at first, but I noticed the sun was in the wrong place, realised what I done and got back ok. |
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Post by Hassan bin Sober on May 18, 2021 16:30:00 GMT -5
I still can't really read Roman numerals. And I even grew up in a house where our main clock had them.
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Post by Hit Girl on May 18, 2021 16:35:58 GMT -5
I still have trouble with left and right/east and west.
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Post by Limity (BLM) on May 18, 2021 17:22:44 GMT -5
I still can't really read Roman numerals. And I even grew up in a house where our main clock had them. I learned Roman numerals growing up on Star Trek movies. Which randomly makes me think why and when the use of numerals was phased out of movie titles. |
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Post by BlackoutCreature on May 18, 2021 17:27:53 GMT -5
I still have trouble with left and right/east and west. The only way I can usually determine which way is left and which way is right is to pretend that I'm about to do the Pledge of Allegiance. |
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Post by fw91 on May 18, 2021 17:44:07 GMT -5
How to do any type of household handy work.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on May 18, 2021 18:10:31 GMT -5
I still have trouble with left and right/east and west. The only way I can usually determine which way is left and which way is right is to pretend that I'm about to do the Pledge of Allegiance. Make an L with each hand using your thumb and index fingers. The one that looks like an L is left. |
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on May 18, 2021 19:31:33 GMT -5
Since I don’t drink I have no idea what any of the top brand alcohol names are. So when people tell me “I was at a bar and I drank to much _____, or my favorite drink is ______, Iam like “ok, I don’t know what that is or care” If they’re at a bar and telling how you much they drank, they didn’t drink anything but shit or they’re 20. Once you get into top brands, there’s no sense drinking too much. It ruins the experience. |
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on May 18, 2021 19:33:14 GMT -5
Where have all the cowboys gone?
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Post by twiggy101 on May 18, 2021 19:47:11 GMT -5
Driving in a city. To make matters worse, I haven't driven in years so now it's driving in general.
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Post by Main Event Mark on May 18, 2021 19:52:00 GMT -5
Edge.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on May 18, 2021 20:16:22 GMT -5
Where have all the cowboys gone? Come here. I’ll show you. Guys wandering about Wal Mart, spurs and all, like they just stepped off the set of Bonanza are the normal, not a freak still living in the 19th century. |
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Post by bob on May 18, 2021 22:06:57 GMT -5
tools, cars, Microsoft Excel, directions -- when using North South East or West
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Post by Tenshigure on May 19, 2021 0:04:19 GMT -5
When to shut up.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on May 19, 2021 0:21:46 GMT -5
I still have trouble with left and right/east and west. The only way I can usually determine which way is left and which way is right is to pretend that I'm about to do the Pledge of Allegiance. To this day I snap (right hand) to tell myself which is which. |
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Post by peaches1 on May 19, 2021 1:13:38 GMT -5
How to drive a stick shift
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