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Post by Glitch on Jun 25, 2021 17:26:54 GMT -5
Since we've invested our profits into starting up our branch of video games. I just hope it pays off. Especially our pac man meets Superman 64 inspired game.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jun 25, 2021 17:29:11 GMT -5
I told you guys yet another looter shooter themed to the Zack Snyder thread was a BAD idea.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2021 17:33:40 GMT -5
We should have stuck with the pachinko machines.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2021 17:35:05 GMT -5
I am telling you this Pong Vs Bubble Bobble Vs Fallout 76 crossover for the Virtual Boy is just the game to get us back on our feet.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Jun 25, 2021 17:37:45 GMT -5
I told you guys yet another looter shooter themed to the Zack Snyder thread was a BAD idea. okay, the non-stop Ray Fisher "Whedon and WB don't want you to see what's in this!" Loot Box ads for months on end may have gotten old, but a Snyder thread video game was a great idea! |
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Jun 25, 2021 17:37:48 GMT -5
I told you all that funding that big Peter Molineux/Yu Suzuki collaberation was a bad idea. Yuki Naka meets Keiji Inafune, that's where the money is.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 25, 2021 17:51:10 GMT -5
Look, my demo for the Steven Universe open world game is going to be innovative and amazing. We got the best developers from Rockstar games on loan.
Just because you can have Pearl use a magnum pistol and Garnet can run over people on the Beach City sidewalk, it doesn’t mean they violated Rebecca Sugar’s spirit of the show.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jun 25, 2021 18:05:20 GMT -5
Nobody wanted escort missions where you had to protect Dean Ambrose from a starstruck Edgestar.
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Post by Spider2024 on Jun 25, 2021 18:08:33 GMT -5
It was when we spent all that money on licensing NFL legends for that All-Pro Football 2K18 game. Specifically getting all those members of the 1989 Denver Broncos.
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Post by Chiral on Jun 25, 2021 18:10:00 GMT -5
In hindsight, this quadruple-A project targeting next gen consoles is turning out to be a bit of a massive money sink, and now the shareholders are breathing down our necks to release the game Q42021, I'm trying to get them to allow us to delay it some more but we've already delayed it twelve times.
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Post by DSR on Jun 26, 2021 0:40:37 GMT -5
Ugh. Listen, they're two IPs that people have a lot of nostalgia for, I don't know why our fighting game crossover "Golden Girls vs. Mama's Family" isn't moving units like we projected!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jun 26, 2021 2:04:27 GMT -5
You guys should have listened to my two ideas.
FAN Forum Simulator, where you try to run the place as long as you can before forum crashes due to bugs (we'll call it a game feature!) with the secret ending of me eating everyong.
Or FAN the Dating Sim, where all the romantic interests are mods! With the secret ending of me murdering everyone!
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Post by Triangle Lancer on Jun 26, 2021 8:55:16 GMT -5
Who was the genius that thought the GameZapper would be more authentic if we used a real gun?!
So many lawsuits...
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jun 26, 2021 9:50:14 GMT -5
Ugh. Listen, they're two IPs that people have a lot of nostalgia for, I don't know why our fighting game crossover "Golden Girls vs. Mama's Family" isn't moving units like we projected! Blanche Devereaux vs Thelma Harper ftw |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jun 26, 2021 10:10:36 GMT -5
OK look, I will take full responsibility for the "Malaysian slave simulator." Clearly that was a bad move and the review that called it "A disgusting exploitation of Christians legitimate industry" hit it right on the head.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jun 26, 2021 10:53:03 GMT -5
I'll get us untold profits! DEPLOY THE GAMBLING LOOT BOXES!
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Post by Gecko on Jun 26, 2021 12:32:45 GMT -5
Ok, let's go over this one more time:
Good: Releasing Collector's/special editions of the game.
Not Good: Only releasing Collector's /special editions where none of them actually include the game.
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Post by Triangle Lancer on Jun 26, 2021 13:28:33 GMT -5
Ok, let's go over this one more time: Good: Releasing Collector's/special editions of the game. Not Good: Only releasing Collector's /special editions where none of them actually include the game. If they want a disc, I know a guy with 50,000 copies of The Best Of Snow we can have. Pick, pick, pick! |
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jun 26, 2021 13:39:26 GMT -5
Ok, let's go over this one more time: Good: Releasing Collector's/special editions of the game. Not Good: Only releasing Collector's /special editions where none of them actually include the game. If they want a disc, I know a guy with 50,000 copies of The Best Of Snow we can have. Pick, pick, pick! *3 months later* Boss: Produceman! You sent the collector’s editions out with no disc again!! Why didn’t you put The Best of Snow in there? Me: I did! I put the best of Al Snow like you asked! I thought we were making a joke. You know, there is no best of Al Snow ergo no disc inside! Boss: Not Al Snow you idiot! You’re fired! Me: You can’t fire me! I don’t even work here!! *steals a box of pens and leaves * |
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jun 26, 2021 14:42:08 GMT -5
I warned you putting the one hit ko banhammer in as a starter weapon for everyone was a bad idea.
I'm still sure that putting it in the t.o.s. that we had to physically skin every person who plays so we could copy them into the game is equally questionable.
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