Which lunch table would you sit at in AEW High?
Jun 28, 2021 14:16:47 GMT -5
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Post by HMARK Center on Jun 28, 2021 14:16:47 GMT -5
Shamelessly ripping off a reddit thread here, but this feels pretty relevant given the booking for Miro vs. Pillman this week: given that AEW is so split into stables and teams and various alliances, what types of high school cliques do each represent, and which groups would you end up hanging out with?
If it wasn't clear already, this week's shows demonstrated the Varsity Blonds as the "nice jocks": the ones who letter in a couple of different sports but still invite you to sit with them at lunch even if you're into geekier hobbies. Expect to hear "DnD? Nah bro, never played, but if you guys play I'd be glad to watch and learn!"
Best Friends? Stoners-who-don't-necessarily-smoke. You know the types. They hang at Trent's place since his Mom makes snacks. At least four members of the cheer squad have crushes on Orange because of how much he just doesn't care, but they won't admit it, and he doesn't have the energy to find out.
Cody and Brandi were the winning couple at homecoming this year. Both are super active in school activities and community outreach events, plus they lead the mentor program seniors join to help out freshmen, but some can't help but feel that they're rich kids who try to relate to everyone else, but don't always succeed.
Pinnacle, on the other hand? MJF is the rich kid who has no compunction telling you he's top of the food chain. The other guys are all on the football team, but like that MJF's parents have a fancy vacation house at the beach they get to use. Spears is MJF's neighbor in the rich neighborhood, so he's in the club, but he's a little, uh..."stranger" than the others, hell of a temper. Tully is the coach who lets them get away with murder.
Dark Order? Drama club. Next!
Team Taz? I heard those guys' dads all have mob ties. Pretty sure they stuffed some kid into the trunk of Starks' car when they heard he made a move on Cage's girl, and I heard he hasn't been seen since, I swear. Oh, and Hook is their honorary freshman member.
Shit, don't mess with Lance Archer, whatever you do: dude lives next to Old Man Roberts on the bad side of the tracks, even the bullies in school are scared shitless when he charges through the hallway. He doesn't care who you are, you're getting slammed against a locker, at minimum. Does he even go to class here?
Hangman is a good guy, but damn, his old friends really screwed with him, and he's having a hard time figuring out where he fits. Too bad, really, he's really smart and a lot of the girls like him, but insecurity is a bitch. He signed up for the Theater elective this semester, though; he didn't realize the Dark Order kids would be so chill.
Oh, and Tony Khan and the managers/announcers are all administrators and teachers/coaches of some kind, of course. Principal Khan tries to be all "hip" and "with it" to connect with the kids, but Vice Principal JR is sterner with the youth of today.
And before I forget: Anderson and Gallows are the guys who graduated a year or two ago but got local construction jobs and keep hanging around school, ignoring that they're the only ones who can easily buy beer.
If it wasn't clear already, this week's shows demonstrated the Varsity Blonds as the "nice jocks": the ones who letter in a couple of different sports but still invite you to sit with them at lunch even if you're into geekier hobbies. Expect to hear "DnD? Nah bro, never played, but if you guys play I'd be glad to watch and learn!"
Best Friends? Stoners-who-don't-necessarily-smoke. You know the types. They hang at Trent's place since his Mom makes snacks. At least four members of the cheer squad have crushes on Orange because of how much he just doesn't care, but they won't admit it, and he doesn't have the energy to find out.
Cody and Brandi were the winning couple at homecoming this year. Both are super active in school activities and community outreach events, plus they lead the mentor program seniors join to help out freshmen, but some can't help but feel that they're rich kids who try to relate to everyone else, but don't always succeed.
Pinnacle, on the other hand? MJF is the rich kid who has no compunction telling you he's top of the food chain. The other guys are all on the football team, but like that MJF's parents have a fancy vacation house at the beach they get to use. Spears is MJF's neighbor in the rich neighborhood, so he's in the club, but he's a little, uh..."stranger" than the others, hell of a temper. Tully is the coach who lets them get away with murder.
Dark Order? Drama club. Next!
Team Taz? I heard those guys' dads all have mob ties. Pretty sure they stuffed some kid into the trunk of Starks' car when they heard he made a move on Cage's girl, and I heard he hasn't been seen since, I swear. Oh, and Hook is their honorary freshman member.
Shit, don't mess with Lance Archer, whatever you do: dude lives next to Old Man Roberts on the bad side of the tracks, even the bullies in school are scared shitless when he charges through the hallway. He doesn't care who you are, you're getting slammed against a locker, at minimum. Does he even go to class here?
Hangman is a good guy, but damn, his old friends really screwed with him, and he's having a hard time figuring out where he fits. Too bad, really, he's really smart and a lot of the girls like him, but insecurity is a bitch. He signed up for the Theater elective this semester, though; he didn't realize the Dark Order kids would be so chill.
Oh, and Tony Khan and the managers/announcers are all administrators and teachers/coaches of some kind, of course. Principal Khan tries to be all "hip" and "with it" to connect with the kids, but Vice Principal JR is sterner with the youth of today.
And before I forget: Anderson and Gallows are the guys who graduated a year or two ago but got local construction jobs and keep hanging around school, ignoring that they're the only ones who can easily buy beer.