fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Jul 6, 2021 9:27:16 GMT -5
That damn Sasquatch
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Post by thechase on Jul 6, 2021 9:35:21 GMT -5
Darned Borrowers!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 6, 2021 9:56:47 GMT -5
Look, we all know you're going to be horrifically slaughtered in your sleep, we're jut not sure how. Let me have one more wank session and I'll go quietly.
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y4j1981
Dennis Stamp
Rowsdower
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Post by y4j1981 on Jul 6, 2021 13:19:24 GMT -5
Phase 1: collect underpants forks Phase 2: ? Phase 3: profit
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Post by rogermortus on Jul 6, 2021 17:33:11 GMT -5
Legit I have the same problem. I remember washing a ton of them. Now I can only find one.
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Post by Big BosskMan on Jul 6, 2021 18:51:26 GMT -5
Check your dishwasher.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Jul 6, 2021 19:11:59 GMT -5
It means you eat alot of pot noodles, and when done you're resting the fork in the empty pot then at some point absentmindedly just throwing the whole thing on the rubbish. Something about this post leads me to believe you're not from America.
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Post by Malibu Stacy on Jul 7, 2021 1:32:51 GMT -5
Forks are obviously incapable of sustaining their molecular integrity due to their unique shape, and therefore routinely phase out of existence. Though, in certain circumstances, metal forks re-manifest as plastic knives.
At least, that's what I can figure, seeing as how I have 8 of every other piece, but only 4 salad forks and 2 serving forks- yet a gazillion plastic knives
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Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
Eternally Confused
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Post by Malcolm on Jul 7, 2021 12:46:54 GMT -5
I live with about 7 other people and sometimes it'll ONLY be the spoons that are missing and it will always be when I want a cold bowl of cereal.
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Post by Triangle Lancer on Jul 7, 2021 14:45:29 GMT -5
I live with forkin' thieves.
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Post by The Pixel on Jul 7, 2021 14:47:55 GMT -5
It means you eat alot of pot noodles, and when done you're resting the fork in the empty pot then at some point absentmindedly just throwing the whole thing on the rubbish. Something about this post leads me to believe you're not from America. Dam, I thought I hid it well
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