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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 5, 2021 17:45:16 GMT -5
...but all your forks are still missing? I bought an entire set of forks and I can only find like two.
All my spoons and knives are there, just the forks are missing.
"It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a fork"
-Alanis Morissette
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Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Jul 5, 2021 17:50:04 GMT -5
Damn, that's some Rockwell/Men At Work type spookiness.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jul 5, 2021 17:51:21 GMT -5
Start looking for people living in the attic and or cupboards.
This has happened.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Jul 5, 2021 17:55:59 GMT -5
it means forks are part of Phase 2 for the Underpants Gnomes
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 5, 2021 18:05:05 GMT -5
Somebody is getting forked and it ain't you
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jul 5, 2021 18:13:21 GMT -5
Sounds like that Reddit post where someone thought their landlord was trespassing and leaving sticky notes but it ended up being carbon monoxide poisoning causing hallucinations
So uh…. Check your CO2 levels?
Edit: As noted below, CO levels. 😆
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Jul 5, 2021 19:21:03 GMT -5
Check in and around everywhere you eat. Eat in the living room? Check in couch cushions and under the couch.
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Jul 5, 2021 19:25:09 GMT -5
i dont want to worry you about your house being haunted, but... {Spoiler}{SPOILER: }it's aliens stealing your forks to appease bigfoot. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2021 19:25:27 GMT -5
I have had this happen to me and I still have no anwser why and it is always the forks that are dissapearing but wont touch all the damn spoons lol.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 5, 2021 19:33:02 GMT -5
Perhaps you have an Indian in your Cupboard.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 5, 2021 19:39:07 GMT -5
Sounds like that Reddit post where someone thought their landlord was trespassing and leaving sticky notes but it ended up being carbon monoxide poisoning causing hallucinations So uh…. Check your CO2 levels? Check the CO levels. CO2 is carbon DIoxide >_> Also I second hte Fork Thief... probably the aliens to appease bigfoot. |
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Post by Thunderbolt on Jul 5, 2021 19:39:35 GMT -5
...but all your forks are still missing? I bought an entire set of forks and I can only find like two. All my spoons and knives are there, just the forks are missing. "It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a fork"
-Alanis Morissette IT WAS ME AUSTIN IT WAS ME ALL ALONG Which is what you're going to be saying to YOURSELF in the ULTIMATE PLOT TWIST |
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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on Jul 5, 2021 19:56:19 GMT -5
Look, we all know you're going to be horrifically slaughtered in your sleep, we're jut not sure how.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2021 20:09:55 GMT -5
They're in that parallel dimension with everyone's missing socks.
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Post by bibboid on Jul 5, 2021 20:22:31 GMT -5
Just somebody forking with your head.
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El Pollo Guerrera
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Jul 5, 2021 20:40:13 GMT -5
Look, we all know you're going to be horrifically slaughtered in your sleep, we're jut not sure how. It'll probably involve forks... Forked to death... |
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Post by y4j1981 on Jul 5, 2021 20:59:14 GMT -5
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Post by The Pixel on Jul 6, 2021 6:24:26 GMT -5
It means you eat alot of pot noodles, and when done you're resting the fork in the empty pot then at some point absentmindedly just throwing the whole thing on the rubbish.
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Jul 6, 2021 9:18:21 GMT -5
It means you eat alot of pot noodles, and when done you're resting the fork in the empty pot then at some point absentmindedly just throwing the whole thing on the rubbish. impossible, no one eats that many pot noodles |
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Jul 6, 2021 9:21:27 GMT -5
Abdullah the Butcher is living in your closet. Run.
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