Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
FANatic
Writer, Lover of all things Wrestling. Analytical, Critical, Lovable (hopefully). Lets all have fun!
Posts: 237,305
Member is Online
|
Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jul 30, 2021 21:10:05 GMT -5
- Roman and Balor come out for a contract signing for a world title match at Summerslam - Balor gets attacked by Corbin before he's able to sign and taken out - Corbin gets taken out by Cena before he signs the contract - Cena signs the contract in giant childlike marker - Paul Hayman says this shouldn't count because it's literally a contract for Finn Balor to get a title shot and it says so in the contract - Page AND Deville literally just laugh and say "I don't care. Looks good to me! Match is on!" - Cena vs Roman for the title at Summerslam is made official - Pat McAfee later in the night on the recap says "Nu uh Corbin you don't steal contracts around here!" while Cena literally steals a contract from Balor - Balor and Corbin's response to getting bitched out is just to have a normal match against each other on Smackdown. Yes. Neither of them have an issue with Cena. Balor literally has no issue with his world title match being stolen from him by Cena
All in all... absolutely f*** everyone involved in writing that segment. That was an absolute atrocious segment that made me want Cena to go away more than ever before. Balor and Corbin could not have been bitched out and buried more if they actively tried. They could have just GIVEN Cena the title shot if THAT was the f***ing alternative. Balor in his third week back on the Main Roster... probably reminded why he did an exodus to NXT in the first place. I just... f*** everything about that. I felt like I was on another planet watching it and I was not alone.
BUILDING NEW STARS EVERYONE!
|
|
Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,578
|
Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 30, 2021 21:12:02 GMT -5
The sad thing is I'm getting told I'm wrong for hating the whole thing because "CENAZ POPZ AT MITB!!!!"
It's f***ing wretched booking and for as much as I defend a lot of what WWE does, their open burial of Balor and Corbin for MOAR CENA is utterly indefensible.
|
|
Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
FANatic
Writer, Lover of all things Wrestling. Analytical, Critical, Lovable (hopefully). Lets all have fun!
Posts: 237,305
Member is Online
|
Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jul 30, 2021 21:13:40 GMT -5
The sad thing is I'm getting told I'm wrong for hating the whole thing because "CENAZ POPZ AT MITB!!!!" It's f***ing wretched booking and for as much as I defend a lot of what WWE does, their open burial of Balor and Corbin for MOAR CENA is utterly indefensible. They could have just booked the damn match. There is no reason Balor and Corbin had to be sacrificed like they were... ESPECIALLY Balor. This was the absolute wrong path to what was the inevitable conclusion that frankly didn't get anyone over doing it.
|
|
|
Post by wildojinx on Jul 30, 2021 21:14:49 GMT -5
I actually wanted to see Corbin/Reigns.
|
|
|
Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jul 30, 2021 21:15:12 GMT -5
DA GOD BACK
|
|
|
Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Jul 30, 2021 21:19:18 GMT -5
A reminder that Baron Corbin was a better authority figure than Adam Pierce and Sonya Deville.
|
|
|
Post by polarbearpete on Jul 30, 2021 21:19:34 GMT -5
Weird segment BUT we’re getting the desired match in Roman-Cena so that works for me.
|
|
|
Post by GuyOfOwnage on Jul 30, 2021 21:19:47 GMT -5
I think Roman had the same reaction that we all did
|
|
|
Post by Beets by Schrute on Jul 30, 2021 21:22:35 GMT -5
Okay, in kayfabe, do they know what they just enabled?
Why go through number-one contender matches, Money in the Bank, heck even the Royal Rumble (see 2004), when you can just crash the contract signings to get a title match?
|
|
|
Post by bearned on Jul 30, 2021 21:22:53 GMT -5
Maybe Balor takes out Cena in the title match and joins Romans crew?
|
|
|
Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jul 30, 2021 21:24:15 GMT -5
Should have just had it revealed that Cena and Finn were working together to outsmart Roman, and Finn was promised the first shot if Cena wins.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2021 21:24:19 GMT -5
Sonya and Pearce both need to be kayfabe fired.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2021 21:30:34 GMT -5
There is literally f***ing excuse this was inexcusable in so many f***ing ways and a complete shitting on Finn.
Finn had no f***ing reason to even be involved if this was the direction they knew they were always going to take it is absoloute horeshit.
Seriously if Finn is even having an inkling about headin to AEW when his deal is up no doubt in my mind that this shit will be the catalyst for it.
And gawd bless Finn for trying to defend NXT even just a little.
f*** this company for that whole f***ing thing though right up their ass.
|
|
|
Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Jul 30, 2021 21:34:31 GMT -5
|
|
Wieners=$$$
Hank Scorpio
Gif Master Extraordinaire
I Miss You Peanut😥
Posts: 6,118
Member is Online
|
Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jul 30, 2021 21:36:40 GMT -5
I hate to spoil things, but have you heard about Roman's next marquee opponent?
|
|
|
Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Jul 30, 2021 21:36:44 GMT -5
Let's just say that they didn't do that thievery with Cena, let's just say that Corbin signed the contract after he attacked Finn, were Adam and Sonya going to give him the title match or were they going to go "But the name on the contract says Finn, and since you're not Finn this contract is null and void."
All I'm saying is f*** Adam and Sonya.
|
|
|
Post by Starshine on Jul 30, 2021 21:41:30 GMT -5
I appreciate how we've just bottomed out at a point where the only viable defence is: "well, it didn't make sense, but it got to a logical conclusion, so it's fine."
Though to be fair, they did this exact same thing when Shawn Michaels stole Benoit's contract for Mania 20, so at least they're following precedent.
|
|
|
Post by mistery on Jul 30, 2021 21:42:29 GMT -5
Same thing happened before Wrestlemania 20 with Triple H, Shawn Michaels, and HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED
|
|
Chiral
Salacious Crumb
Posts: 74,029
Member is Online
|
Post by Chiral on Jul 30, 2021 21:43:30 GMT -5
So they redid this kinda? So are they gonna end up with Cena/Reigns/Balor or just "Lol oops sorry Finn"?
|
|
|
Post by The Rick Jericho on Jul 30, 2021 21:45:24 GMT -5
Finn Balor BURRIED!
|
|