Hey kids, you're all going to DIE!

[erisi236]

Teacher tells students Asteroid is about to kill them all

[koldbluddedkilla]

that is f'd up!

[Poker Joker]

You know, that's not really the best way to motivate students. I mean, if I was still a student and my teacher had told me that an asteroid was about to slam into the Earth and wipe humanity out, my first reaction would be "Well, I guess there's no since in doing homework or coming to school, tomorrow."

[Vice honcho room temperature]

erisi236 said:

Teacher tells students Asteroid is about to kill them all

Well they are all going to die eventually... unless you have some sort of immorality potion that you're holding out on us.

[koldbluddedkilla]

theone6643 said:

erisi236 said:

Teacher tells students Asteroid is about to kill them all

Well they are all going to die eventually... unless you have some sort of immorality potion that you're holding out on us.

who told you about the immortality potion?

[Psy]

That is sickeningly hilarious. It's like when you're waiting in a line and you sneeze and get snot all over the person in front of you, but they don't notice, but actually turn around and say 'gesundheit', which makes it even funnier.

[erisi236]

theone6643 said:

erisi236 said:

Teacher tells students Asteroid is about to kill them all

Well they are all going to die eventually... unless you have some sort of immorality potion that you're holding out on us.

the key words are about to. ;D

[Phosphor Glow]

I already have an immorality potion. It's pretty awesome.

I can pretty much do all the mean things I want without worry of silly things like "conscience" or "doing the right thing" or "general niceness".

Oh, immortality?

Er...carry on.

Also, that article was awesome.

[Chainsaw]

theone6643 said:

erisi236 said:

Teacher tells students Asteroid is about to kill them all

Well they are all going to die eventually... unless you have some sort of immorality potion that you're holding out on us.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

[Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa]

I think those students really need to be taught a lesson in MORALITY first. I mean, for God's sakes, they hear an asteroid's gonna kill everybody and, instead of living their last day on Earth the way they're supposed to, they all got in the fetal position, sucking their thumbs.

[koldbluddedkilla]

mdb913 said:

I think those students really need to be taught a lesson in MORALITY first. I mean, for God's sakes, they hear an asteroid's gonna kill everybody and, instead of living their last day on Earth the way they're supposed to, they all got in the fetal position, sucking their thumbs.

good point. i'd say my last goodbyes, and riot!

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Class

Just class

[odanobunaga]

I have a imortality Tabaco.


And it´s running out.


PS: This teacher creeps the crap outta me! Erisi, new rule. Whenever you post a tread about a weird dude, post a anime chick too. Ok?

[mcclanahan]

tristememoire said:

I already have an immorality potion. It's pretty awesome.

I can pretty much do all the mean things I want without worry of silly things like "conscience" or "doing the right thing" or "general niceness".

Oh, immortality?

Er...carry on.

Also, that article was awesome.

you're not alone, I to have immortality...however I didn't use a stupid potion that may fail...I used more reliable means


and yeah, that teacher had problems

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Well, it's not like the teacher informed them getting a desk would save them from nuclear holocaust...