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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 6, 2007 15:52:16 GMT -5
Too skinny, not physically attractive, not attractive in the face ..... sooooo thinking hell no. IN THE FACE!!!!!
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Post by THE Baldy Kendrick on Feb 6, 2007 15:56:32 GMT -5
She's aight. If life was a music video, she wouldn't be the really sexy woman the lead singer ends up with, but she'd be the girl that laughed at her joke right before that girl gave the singer a knowing look.
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Post by MGH on Feb 6, 2007 15:58:39 GMT -5
Too skinny, not physically attractive, not attractive in the face ..... sooooo thinking hell no. IN THE FACE!!!!! I was just waiting for it ;D
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Post by Rorschach on Feb 6, 2007 16:07:43 GMT -5
If faced with the thought of putting my dick anywhere within 20 feet of Paris, or sticking it in a rusty bearclaw trap...... Yeah. The trap wins this one, hands down.
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Post by Mr. Backlund on Feb 6, 2007 16:08:36 GMT -5
Considering we're changing so much about her, do we also take away the plastic surgery? That means she probably doesn't benefit as much from the knife, but also the fact that her eye probably isn't completely screwed up and droopy.
To answer the original question, no.
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Post by amsiraK on Feb 6, 2007 16:14:22 GMT -5
Her plastic surgeon needs a few less martinis at lunch.
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Post by Rorschach on Feb 6, 2007 16:21:14 GMT -5
Her plastic surgeon needs a few less martinis at lunch. They prolly shared a few with Lindsay Lohan before Paris went under the knife. Couple of quick Paris items: -How the hell does she get photographed with ILLEGAL drugs time and again, and even go so far as to snort coke off of some dude's chest ON CAMERA, and not go to jail? Same with Lindsay's underage drinking. How the hell are these stupid spoiled hoors getting away with this stuff? -So Michael Richards uses the N-word, and he gets crucified by the media to the point of being a pariah. Paris does this, and WORSE on camera, and nothing is said? Not a peep from the African American community? -Her death scene in HOUSE OF WAX drew one of the loudest pops I have ever heard in a theater. People literally stood and cheered.
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Post by amsiraK on Feb 6, 2007 16:23:20 GMT -5
-Her death scene in HOUSE OF WAX drew one of the loudest pops I have ever heard in a theater. People literally stood and cheered. Hell, I was watching it on cable and I stood and cheered. Even though it took too damn long and too much "acting" on her part to get to it.
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Post by Rorschach on Feb 6, 2007 16:29:29 GMT -5
-Her death scene in HOUSE OF WAX drew one of the loudest pops I have ever heard in a theater. People literally stood and cheered. Hell, I was watching it on cable and I stood and cheered. Even though it took too damn long and too much "acting" on her part to get to it. Agreed. And the funny thing is, the villian of the show, at that very instant, went from being a heel to a super babyface. Hey, maybe Paris is the next celeb that Cena needs to FU?
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Post by Garcia Vega on Feb 6, 2007 16:29:50 GMT -5
I know this thread is about Paris Hilton, but can we see some pics of the people who voted "no" please?
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Post by Person With A Hat on Feb 6, 2007 16:30:05 GMT -5
No. Even if I knew nothing of her horrid personality, and lack of any worth as a human being whatsoever...I also find her physically repulsive. 103 pound girls with the tits of a 12 year old boy and the faces of a shovel don't really turn me on I've seen bigger tits on a 12 year old boy.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Feb 6, 2007 16:30:07 GMT -5
Hell, I was watching it on cable and I stood and cheered. Even though it took too damn long and too much "acting" on her part to get to it. Agreed. And the funny thing is, the villian of the show, at that very instant, went from being a heel to a super babyface. Hey, maybe Paris is the next celeb that Cena needs to FU? Forget that, I'd pay $50 to see my girl Victoria break her nose, a la Candice.
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Post by Mr. Backlund on Feb 6, 2007 16:32:15 GMT -5
I know this thread is about Paris Hilton, but can we see some pics of the people who voted "no" please? I doubt she could handle me even if I let her touch me.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Feb 6, 2007 16:38:35 GMT -5
I know this thread is about Paris Hilton, but can we see some pics of the people who voted "no" please? Sure. Of course, I never said I was attractive. Far from it, in fact, I know I'm a miserably ugly bastard. But that doesn't mean I dont have standards. ;D (Note that someone always says I'm "doing Randy Orton's pose". I'm not, dammit, I swear)
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Post by Rorschach on Feb 6, 2007 16:42:06 GMT -5
The backside of a moose is more attractive than Paris is. And probably cleaner.
And Godz......a Widow's Peak would prolly snap Paris' spine like a piece of dry kindling.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Feb 6, 2007 16:42:52 GMT -5
The backside of a moose is more attractive than Paris is. And probably cleaner. And Godz......a Widow's Peak would prolly snap Paris' spine like a piece of dry kindling. Agreed on both parts ;D God, I love Victoria.
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Post by nostradumbass on Feb 6, 2007 16:43:40 GMT -5
Somewhat
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Post by Garcia Vega on Feb 6, 2007 16:45:33 GMT -5
The backside of a moose is more attractive than Paris is. And probably cleaner. I'd wager you've got a better shot with the moose too. Just a hunch though.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Feb 6, 2007 16:48:41 GMT -5
The backside of a moose is more attractive than Paris is. And probably cleaner. I'd wager you've got a better shot with the moose too. Just a hunch though. My hunch is he doesn't want a shot with either. Nor would I. Some people (Not nessacarily you) seem to think any man (especially one on the internet) would sell his soul for a shot at the vagina of any "woman" on earth, no matter how banged out/infected it may be. I genuinely think she's unattractive and a disgusting person.
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Post by MGH on Feb 6, 2007 16:50:20 GMT -5
Where is that guy with the Hilton sig who called all of us "internet message board pussy fearing virgins"? He'd love this thread.
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