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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 6, 2007 14:43:39 GMT -5
Let's pretend that Paris Hilton wasn't a filthy, dirty, disgusting, bottom-feeding, trash-bag ho, and was just the normal girl next door. Is she actually pretty or sexy? Sometimes, I think she is, other times she looks like Larry Bird.
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erisi236
Fry's dog Seymour
... enjoys the rich, smooth taste of Camels.
Not good! Not good! Not good!
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Post by erisi236 on Feb 6, 2007 14:45:46 GMT -5
Paris Hilton threads usually end badly so I'll get in this quick and say hells no. She's got a block head and an HHH nose.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Feb 6, 2007 14:47:56 GMT -5
I don't think she's very pretty but I don't think she's ugly either.
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Post by The son of a plumber. on Feb 6, 2007 14:48:00 GMT -5
i'd have sex with her, if she was my nieghbor.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Feb 6, 2007 14:48:10 GMT -5
No. Even if I knew nothing of her horrid personality, and lack of any worth as a human being whatsoever...I also find her physically repulsive.
103 pound girls with the tits of a 12 year old boy and the faces of a shovel don't really turn me on
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 6, 2007 14:50:06 GMT -5
I wouldn't hit that with Godz's dick.
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Garcia Vega
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Post by Garcia Vega on Feb 6, 2007 14:50:16 GMT -5
Absolutely.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Feb 6, 2007 14:51:09 GMT -5
I wouldn't hit that with Godz's dick. And we all know I'd hit a LOT of things with my dick. Hell, I bought Chyna's Playboy. But even I have limits and standards. And Spanky, you better not hit ANYTHING with MY dick. I know we teased the whole 'gay' angle, but, hands off the merchandise, pally boy.
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The OP
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Post by The OP on Feb 6, 2007 14:54:52 GMT -5
Are you callin' Kurt Angle gay?
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 6, 2007 14:56:49 GMT -5
I wouldn't hit that with Godz's dick. And we all know I'd hit a LOT of things with my dick. Hell, I bought Chyna's Playboy. But even I have limits and standards. And Spanky, you better not hit ANYTHING with MY dick. I know we teased the whole 'gay' angle, but, hands off the merchandise, pally boy. Ah, post of the day. Great stuff.
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Johnny D
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Post by Johnny D on Feb 6, 2007 15:02:18 GMT -5
Ugh, no way.
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Post by willywonka666 on Feb 6, 2007 15:03:13 GMT -5
Since this is all opinion, I'll weigh in with mine-as most everyone here already knows, I think Paris is one of the hottest women to walk the earth, most of the stuff about her is all rumours anyway, but to paraphrase Billy Joel, I love her just the way she is
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Post by invaderdave on Feb 6, 2007 15:04:42 GMT -5
I don't get the attraction, honestly. She's really weird looking, and not all that attractive to me.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Feb 6, 2007 15:05:26 GMT -5
She looks like a Picasso.
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Post by dirtydickraines on Feb 6, 2007 15:13:59 GMT -5
If she wasn't slutty and was my next-door neighbor, I would definetly hit it.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
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Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Feb 6, 2007 15:19:28 GMT -5
Still want to hit it? You could probably plow it and be done with it before she even noticed. "What? Huh? Um....oh no, it happened again, I spermed myself!"
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Post by eJm on Feb 6, 2007 15:20:15 GMT -5
Meh.
That's it. No insults, no cheap shots, no eye insults, no weight insults.
Just Meh.
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Sajoa Moe
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Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 6, 2007 15:26:06 GMT -5
If I wanted to bang a scarecrow, I'd move to Nebraska.
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Post by MGH on Feb 6, 2007 15:30:23 GMT -5
Too skinny, not physically attractive, not attractive in the face ..... sooooo thinking hell no.
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bigHEADinc
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Post by bigHEADinc on Feb 6, 2007 15:44:25 GMT -5
Me and my friends were talking last night about Pamela Anderson. One friend started insulting the whole hepatitis thing, etc.
My other friend asks "Well, if the opportunity presented itself, would you have sex with Pamela Anderson?"
It was an immediate yes...
It's the same way with Paris Hilton for me. I won't idolize her, but if the opportunity presented itself, i wouldn't say no.
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