Joie De Vivre
Hank Scorpio
There's always next year.
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Feb 7, 2007 20:32:28 GMT -5
I use to go to a phsyciatrist a couple of years ago that was friends with Paris Hilton. She had a ton of photos where they were partying. It was so surreal! but that being said, I don't find her attractive.
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
El Dandy
WC's Resident Pirate Otaku and Official Scapegoat
Always and Forever, Hurricane.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Feb 7, 2007 20:34:28 GMT -5
I know this thread is about Paris Hilton, but can we see some pics of the people who voted "no" please? i voted no  Well played. ;D My pic is in my sig. (I'm don't think I'm all that great looking but I at least have some self-respect). |
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Post by The Wraith on Feb 7, 2007 20:55:25 GMT -5
I'd hit it, but hey, I'm desperate. ...little bro, you can do better Are you sure? |
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Post by mcclanahan on Feb 7, 2007 21:04:12 GMT -5
...little bro, you can do better Are you sure? yes, I am, as a bisexual and a very good judge of character I can tell you Duke could do alot better |
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Garcia Vega
Bubba Ho-Tep
"Please don't get angry ladies, I only call ya b****es cause I don't know your names individually."
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Post by Garcia Vega on Feb 7, 2007 21:05:16 GMT -5
LOL.
Consider the shark jumped.
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Post by The Wraith on Feb 7, 2007 21:08:39 GMT -5
yes, I am, as a bisexual and a very good judge of character I can tell you Duke could do alot better well, ok, I understand that, but what does you being bi have anything to do with this? |
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Post by mcclanahan on Feb 7, 2007 21:09:56 GMT -5
yes, I am, as a bisexual and a very good judge of character I can tell you Duke could do alot better well, ok, I understand that, but what does you being bi have anything to do with this? I can judge how he looks, from a sexual point of view |
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EvilMasterBetty, Esq.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bird...Birdie...birdie......Tiger...Tiger Tiger.....
R2C2 Reporting for duty
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Feb 7, 2007 21:35:32 GMT -5
I'd hit it...WITH AN IRON CLAW!
and no I really wouldn't. Beyond my personal beliefs, he's only hot because of surgery and the way she carries herself. It's clear she's spent a ton of time working with body language experts to know how to carry herself and seem hotter than she really is.
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Post by qwerty123 on Feb 7, 2007 21:54:18 GMT -5
 God damn it, my penis exploded. |
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Post by The Wraith on Feb 7, 2007 22:00:26 GMT -5
God damn it, my penis exploded. Are you alright? |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 7, 2007 22:56:33 GMT -5
KANG, THAT MANS PENIS EXPLODED!!! WHAT A HEINOUS TURN OF EVENTS FOR THAT TO HAPPEN IN THIS THREAD! NOW THAT MAN CAN'T NEVER HAVE A FAMILY DAMMIT!
Yeah J.R., but didja see the pic that pushed him past that point? Puppies!
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Post by amsiraK on Feb 7, 2007 23:04:10 GMT -5
Bah Gawd... am I gonna have to run this thread through the car wash?
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Tim
Dennis Stamp
myers.timothyTheTimMyers
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Post by Tim on Feb 7, 2007 23:06:47 GMT -5
Don't you think some of you guys may be overreacting just a tad? I mean, I see some of you claim that you'd rather put your penis in a rusty trap, be hit with a bag of nickels, etc., than have sex with a woman? Isn't that a bit extreme?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 7, 2007 23:06:51 GMT -5
You might not ever get rich
But let me tell ya it's better than diggin' a ditch
There ain't no tellin' who you might meet
A movie star or maybe even an Indian chief
(Workin')
At the car wash
Workin' at the car wash, girl
Come on and sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with the feelin' ya'all
(Car wash, girl)
Ooh!
Some of the work gets kinda hard
This ain't no place to be if you planned on bein' a star
Let me tell you it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool
At the car wash
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Talkin' about the car wash, girl
Come on, ya'all and sing it for me
(Car wash)
Oooh oooh oooh
(Car wash, girl)
(Work and work)
Well, those cars never seem to stop coming
(Work and work)
Keep those rags and machines humming
(Work and work)
My fingers to the bone
(Work)
Can't wait till it's time to go home (?)
(Hey, get your car washed today)
Fill up and you don't have to pay
Come on and give us a play
(Do the wash, right away)
(The car wash)
Talkin' 'bout the car wash
Car wash, girl
Come on, ya'all, let's sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with feelin', ya'all
(Car wash, girl)
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
(Car wash)
Never seem to stop comin'
What'd I say
Keep those rags and machines hummin'
(Car wash)
Let me tell you, it's always cool . . .
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Post by The Wraith on Feb 7, 2007 23:20:47 GMT -5
Car Wash.........Rolls Royce.......
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Post by HMARK Center on Feb 8, 2007 4:00:31 GMT -5
LOL@ Larry Bird Honestly I think shes attractive and most people who say otherwise probably never had a girlfriend in their life. To tell you the truth I think 70% of females are attractive and datable, guys around 9% probably. So that means a lot of Hot girls end up with ugly dudes. Wow. Just...wow. You do realize that, as a dude, you're going to find most other dudes unattractive, yes? I assure you, to most women, that number is higher. Also, to say "most people who say otherwise probably never had a girlfriend"...hate to break it to ya, man, but some of us have done alright for ourselves while not wishing to dip into the skank-pool that is Paris Hilton. |
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 8, 2007 4:13:05 GMT -5
skank-pool is exactly what interest me about her.
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Post by Mattification on Feb 8, 2007 8:27:51 GMT -5
A lot of people say things on the internet that just aren`t true. As there is usually no way to prove or disprove these statements, they can say things without being pulled up on it.
Someone claims they would rather be beaten round the head with a bag of nickels than screw Paris Hilton. I would love to see that being put to the test.
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Post by amsiraK on Feb 8, 2007 8:39:09 GMT -5
LOL@ Larry Bird Honestly I think shes attractive and most people who say otherwise probably never had a girlfriend in their life. To tell you the truth I think 70% of females are attractive and datable, guys around 9% probably. So that means a lot of Hot girls end up with ugly dudes. Wow. Just...wow. You do realize that, as a dude, you're going to find most other dudes unattractive, yes? I assure you, to most women, that number is higher. Also, to say "most people who say otherwise probably never had a girlfriend"...hate to break it to ya, man, but some of us have done alright for ourselves while not wishing to dip into the skank-pool that is Paris Hilton. I dunno... he's got a valid point. I've never had a girlfriend.  |
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Feb 8, 2007 8:53:56 GMT -5
Of course it does! Don't you know that if you aren't deemed on the level of Paris Hilton that you are automatically obligated to want to nail her?  No, it just means that people are quick to criticize someone else's looks when I guarantee 90% of the people who voted no would be considered repulsive by someone looking for an attractive partner. So, does that mean that since you apparently voted "yes", you're automatically far more "attractive" than anyone who voted "no"? If so, thats astounding logic. You should be a politician.  |
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