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Post by DSR on Oct 30, 2021 19:31:51 GMT -5
Dufrane party of 2? Dufrane party of 2? …Nobody Answers… Bush Party of 3? How 'bout Bush Search Party of 3? You can eat when you find the Dufranes.
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
Posts: 30,665
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Post by lionheart21 on Oct 30, 2021 22:22:45 GMT -5
"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."
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Post by zrowsdower on Oct 31, 2021 8:13:48 GMT -5
Once a year, the citizens of St. Olaf take all the things they were going to throw away and gift them to others. This is to cut down on all the trash that gets needlessly thrown out.
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
Status: Runner
Posts: 14,768
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Oct 31, 2021 13:36:21 GMT -5
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Nov 1, 2021 5:14:58 GMT -5
I went and brought a Donut and they gave me a receipt. I was like I just wanted a donut, we don't need to bring paper and ink into this. I don't see the situation where I would return it. Not like I was going to eat it and come back and say. That Donut did not satisfy me, here is my receipt.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Nov 1, 2021 12:21:21 GMT -5
They were having a contest I was unaware of. But I thought I opened up the yogurt wrong. Or maybe Yoplay was trying to inspire me. C'mom Mitch don't give up please try again a message of inspiration from your friends at YoPlay. Fruit on the bottom hope on top Imagine waking up thinking "today is going to be a bad day" and opening that yogurt and feeling like the universe just confirmed your suspicions.
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 1, 2021 12:22:24 GMT -5
I used to do drugs.
I still do them, but I used to too.
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Post by HMARK Center on Nov 1, 2021 12:47:47 GMT -5
I walked by a dry cleaner at 3AM and there was a sign: "Sorry, We're Closed."
You don't have to be sorry.
It's 3AM, and you're a dry cleaner!
It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open.
I'm not gonna walk in at 10AM and say "I walked by here at 3 and you were closed; somebody owes me an apology!"
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