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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 3, 2021 21:19:04 GMT -5
Detective sure. Scientist ? What did he actually discover
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DragonMasterP
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Post by DragonMasterP on Nov 3, 2021 22:13:31 GMT -5
Batman's a scientist?
It's not Batman!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Nov 3, 2021 22:52:23 GMT -5
Shark repellent in aerosol form
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Post by CMWaters on Nov 4, 2021 8:59:18 GMT -5
Well, he was in the Golden Age:  |
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 4, 2021 9:31:50 GMT -5
Batman is a billionaire that runs a massive company during the day... that is also master of dozens of martial arts, a world class cutting edge scientist, a weapons expert, a collector of orphans, Grade A+++ car driver, motorcycle expert, boat enthusiast, a great airplane pilot, a great helicopter pilot, and still finds the time to exercise to keep his body in beyond-peak condition while still finding time to go balls deep in Catwomen + like a dozen other chicks. And I probably missed more than half the shit he's a "professional" at.
And there are still people that claim he's by far the most realistic. You know who the most realistic man in comics is? Jonah Jameson. He's a rich old white dude that is obsessed with getting pictures of a teenage boy.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Nov 4, 2021 10:57:28 GMT -5
Batman is a billionaire that runs a massive company during the day... that is also master of dozens of martial arts, a world class cutting edge scientist, a weapons expert, a collector of orphans, Grade A+++ car driver, motorcycle expert, boat enthusiast, a great airplane pilot, a great helicopter pilot, and still finds the time to exercise to keep his body in beyond-peak condition while still finding time to go balls deep in Catwomen + like a dozen other chicks. And I probably missed more than half the shit he's a "professional" at. And there are still people that claim he's by far the most realistic. You know who the most realistic man in comics is? Jonah Jameson. He's a rich old white dude that is obsessed with getting pictures of a teenage boy. I mean, I'm not gonna lie. I'd have found the time for Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman (or Halle Berry, as long as I did not have to watch her movie). |
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 4, 2021 15:44:44 GMT -5
Well Lucius Fox wasn't created until 1979, someone had to make his gadgets before then.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Nov 4, 2021 15:46:50 GMT -5
He created Brother Eye.
They probably should've taken away his C++ book after that.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Nov 4, 2021 15:53:22 GMT -5
Uh, hello? Forensic science?
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Nov 4, 2021 15:55:47 GMT -5
How many people has Batman accidentally killed or crippled while kicking wholesale ass?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2021 18:11:51 GMT -5
Well, he was in the Golden Age: Old comics rule. A current Batman comic would have a 12 issue storyline with additional crossovers and one shots to tell the story of how he became a scientist. This gave the same information in one panel. |
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