The Newest Member of CHAOS is…

[eJm]

Okada appreciates extra transport for CHAOS.

[Fade]

Sue’s gonna kick your f***ing head in.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

I need Sue driving Okada to the ring lol

[greyfmdan]

Approved

[Cyno]

The Rainmaker and the Carpooler are an unstoppable team.

[Kalmia]

Are there enough seats in Sue's van for all of Chaos? I want Okada riding shotgun.

[Convoy]

Dec 8, 2021 23:02:43 GMT -5 Kalmia said:

Are there enough seats in Sue's van for all of Chaos? I want Okada riding shotgun.

Just strap YOSHI-HASHI to the top like a Christmas tree and put Robbie Eagles on the back like a bike rack.

[El Cokehead del Knife Fight]

Sue's going to need to buy a minibus.

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

Honestly, if Okada ever comes in, having Sue drive up with what everyone believes to be Trent...and then we hear the coin drop...it would be perfect.

[Celexa Bliss 54]

They NEED to find a way to have Sue and her van at the Tokyo Dome for Oakada's entrance. Surely that would up Meltzer's rating for the match to 11 stars, right??

[Rudy Gobert Fadeaway]

Imagine Jon Moxley returning to work seeing all the boys for the first time in ages feeling good and then bumping in to Trent 

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

I love how we’re one chance plane ride away from one of the most decorated professional wrestlers of our era possibly being something as mundane as a passenger in one of his long-distance friend’s mother’s minivan, and the idea of it not only doesn’t damage his credibility as a serious athlete, it seemingly enhances it somehow.

[El Cokehead del Knife Fight]

Dec 9, 2021 2:21:48 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

I love how we’re one chance plane ride away from one of the most decorated professional wrestlers of our era possibly being something as mundane as a passenger in one of his long-distance friend’s mother’s minivan, and the idea of his not only doesn’t damage his credibility as a serious athlete, it seemingly enhances it somehow.

It helps that Okada is a really weird dude so it's doesn't seem as goofy when you think about it.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Dec 9, 2021 2:35:53 GMT -5 El Cokehead del Knife Fight said:

Dec 9, 2021 2:21:48 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

I love how we’re one chance plane ride away from one of the most decorated professional wrestlers of our era possibly being something as mundane as a passenger in one of his long-distance friend’s mother’s minivan, and the idea of his not only doesn’t damage his credibility as a serious athlete, it seemingly enhances it somehow.

It helps that Okada is a really weird dude so it's doesn't seem as goofy when you think about it.

True, but it’s more lament about how every wrestler seems to be just fine doing literally any kind of character or silly segment outside of WWE, while in it their careers seemingly die if they’re anything but a literally untouchable and unbeatable badass that doesn’t do promos because people feel weird and awkward when they say “championship opportunity” instead of “title shot”.

Trent Barreta having his mother as a recurring character in AEW brings joy and happiness to a stable spanning two continents and fans across the world. Trent Barreta having his mother as a recurring character in WWE turns him into a joke.

[Larryhausen]

Can we just appreciate how Tony ripped off his Sting announcement?

"It's...SUUUUUUUUUUUUE!!!!!!!!"

Brodie would be proud.

[Flo360]

Sue will drive him fishing? Yeah, checks out!

[Rudy Gobert Fadeaway]

Dec 9, 2021 2:21:48 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

I love how we’re one chance plane ride away from one of the most decorated professional wrestlers of our era possibly being something as mundane as a passenger in one of his long-distance friend’s mother’s minivan, and the idea of it not only doesn’t damage his credibility as a serious athlete, it seemingly enhances it somehow.

I don't feel like this board has collectively ever hated silly stuff tho?

I remember when Elias prop comedy bits on RAW and PPVs that went on for ages were like some of the most popular segments on here and I would always be surprised cause I had just been sat watching them like "this is hell i'm in hell" 

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Dec 9, 2021 4:17:22 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fadeaway said:

Dec 9, 2021 2:21:48 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

I love how we’re one chance plane ride away from one of the most decorated professional wrestlers of our era possibly being something as mundane as a passenger in one of his long-distance friend’s mother’s minivan, and the idea of it not only doesn’t damage his credibility as a serious athlete, it seemingly enhances it somehow.

I don't feel like this board has collectively ever hated silly stuff tho?

I remember when Elias prop comedy bits on RAW and PPVs that went on for ages were like some of the most popular segments on here and I would always be surprised cause I had just been sat watching them like "this is hell i'm in hell" 

My impression is that most of you don’t hate silly stuff. You hate silly stuff done badly.

["American Cream" Dusty Loads]

Dec 9, 2021 2:35:53 GMT -5 El Cokehead del Knife Fight said:

Dec 9, 2021 2:21:48 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

I love how we’re one chance plane ride away from one of the most decorated professional wrestlers of our era possibly being something as mundane as a passenger in one of his long-distance friend’s mother’s minivan, and the idea of his not only doesn’t damage his credibility as a serious athlete, it seemingly enhances it somehow.

It helps that Okada is a really weird dude so it's doesn't seem as goofy when you think about it.

I saw a tweet that said something along the lines of “Okada is a comedy midcarder trapped in the body of the best wrestler in the world” haha

[Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite]

Dec 9, 2021 1:13:34 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fadeaway said:

Imagine Jon Moxley returning to work seeing all the boys for the first time in ages feeling good and then bumping in to Trent 

In that n pic Trent looks like a combination of Miro and Moxley