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Post by Rolent Tex on Dec 31, 2021 2:25:16 GMT -5
A hair in their meal.
A green hair.
No one has green hair.
Know what was on their plate?
Green beans.
Damn it Karen.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 31, 2021 2:34:41 GMT -5
The Grinch still trying to spoil people's Christmas.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Dec 31, 2021 13:03:33 GMT -5
The Grinch still trying to spoil people's Christmas. I hope my manager didn’t miss that opportunity. It is Orlando after all. |
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FinalGwen
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Particularly fond of muffins.
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Post by FinalGwen on Dec 31, 2021 13:04:49 GMT -5
I promise I was nowhere near.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 31, 2021 13:35:55 GMT -5
Here, put up this sign and pic and write “DO NOT SELL TO THIS MAN” above it:  |
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pinja
Unicron
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Post by pinja on Dec 31, 2021 13:44:08 GMT -5
I promise I was nowhere near. FinalGwen: "Hairdresser, I need to complain. There is a bean in my hair!" Hairdresser:  |
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Dec 31, 2021 13:54:52 GMT -5
A hair in their meal. A green hair. No one has green hair. Know what was on their plate? Green beans. Damn it Karen.  |
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Post by sfvega on Dec 31, 2021 14:21:06 GMT -5
A hair in their meal. A green hair. No one has green hair. Know what was on their plate? Green beans. Damn it Karen. God, I don't miss the service industry. The almost daily occurrence of people sending back medium steaks because "it's pink and not cooked all the way through." There's an embarrassing amount of people who need to be protected from themselves. They always seem to be the loudest, sadly. |
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 31, 2021 15:40:06 GMT -5
A hair in their meal. A green hair. No one has green hair. Know what was on their plate? Green beans. Damn it Karen. Years ago my parents were out with their friends for dinner. Food arrives, mom’s friend cuts into her chicken, it’s pink in the middle! So the waiter apologizes, sends it back. Next one comes out. She cuts into it. It’s pink again!!! Back it goes. Comes out a third time…it’s pink yet again!!!!! It was at this time it dawned on someone she was ordering chicken cordon bleu. It was ham. The pink was ham. |
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Post by Rolent Tex on Dec 31, 2021 23:53:07 GMT -5
A hair in their meal. A green hair. No one has green hair. Know what was on their plate? Green beans. Damn it Karen. God, I don't miss the service industry. The almost daily occurrence of people sending back medium steaks because "it's pink and not cooked all the way through." There's an embarrassing amount of people who need to be protected from themselves. They always seem to be the loudest, sadly. I worked at a steakhouse for almost 17 years and some people gave me an eye twitch. They want their steak cooked medium, but not OUR medium which is a true medium but the medium how this other restaurant cooks it but can’t explain to me how it looks inside. HOW MUCH DAMN PINK DO YOU WANT?  ? |
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 1, 2022 12:08:47 GMT -5
Somewhere, somehow, Shotzi feels a disturbance in the Force.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Jan 1, 2022 12:46:11 GMT -5
Doink the Clown is responsible for this!
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Post by Kyle Butler on Jan 1, 2022 13:49:31 GMT -5
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Post by Muskrat on Jan 1, 2022 14:29:06 GMT -5
A hair in their meal. A green hair. No one has green hair. Know what was on their plate? Green beans. Damn it Karen. Years ago my parents were out with their friends for dinner. Food arrives, mom’s friend cuts into her chicken, it’s pink in the middle! So the waiter apologizes, sends it back. Next one comes out. She cuts into it. It’s pink again!!! Back it goes. Comes out a third time…it’s pink yet again!!!!! It was at this time it dawned on someone she was ordering chicken cordon bleu. It was ham. The pink was ham. Sounds accurate. Spent 10 years managing a McDonald’s, 5 years managing a tavern. The general public are f***ing idiots who don’t deserve anywhere near the respect a server is expected to give them |
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