Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 7, 2022 8:09:24 GMT -5
At this point in time it would be easier to sell the WWE and start a 100% new company with the money rather than try to salvage what's there.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2022 8:51:37 GMT -5
Fire all the old hats
Split the creative into 4-5 people on Raw and SD with HHH and HBK overseeing all of it.
combine titles so there is only 1 of each , get rid of both womens tag titles and replace it with a midcard womens title.
Rehire Regal and Joe as the primary talent scouts.
Try and start a working relationship with Stardom.
NXT is turned into Lucha Underground (not the name though) meaning big taping blocks like 6 weeks worth of tv over 2 weekends a month and vingettes done during the week , hire the LU creative team , the entire production crew and pay whatever skip chaisson wants to get him onboard same with Luis.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 7, 2022 9:52:35 GMT -5
Same thing as always.
-Clean out Vince’s bank account; put it in my shit
- who gives a f***, I’m outta here baby
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nisidhe
Hank Scorpio
O Superman....O judge....O Mom and Dad....
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Post by nisidhe on Jan 7, 2022 10:07:39 GMT -5
Dunn, Laurinaitis, and Prichard are gone. Vince McMahon will be given the title of Chairman, but will have no executive power to exercise.
I'd buy out the Lesnar contract and set him free. I'd buy out Goldberg's contract and set him free. I'd buy out the Saudi deal and bring the shows to an end.
Balor wins the Rumble, then beats Lesnar and Reigns at Wrestlemania and starts the new era as undisputed WWE/Universal champion, reigning for at least a year as the wise, earnest babyface we have wanted for thirty years. The babyfaces become friends and do run-ins to protect other babyfaces from beatdowns and the like, generating tag matches that help mix up feuds and build up babyfaces and heels on the undercard.
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Post by Cyno on Jan 7, 2022 10:14:15 GMT -5
Nick Khan, Bruce Prichard, Kevin Dunn, and John Laurenitis get pink slips. Use the Saudi blood money for some actual good, buy ROH up from Sinclair, invest a few billion in them, then split off the company from the WWE umbrella and start a third major promotion.
Granted, this might be highly illegal, but f*** it.
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Wieners=$$$
Hank Scorpio
Gif Master Extraordinaire
I Miss You Peanut😥
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jan 7, 2022 12:02:47 GMT -5
New "Kiss My Ass" club, only this time anyone that was in Vince's version would be the kissees and Vince would be the kisser.
After that... put into canon all of WWE's unsolved mysteries with whatever crazy nonsense I want.
After that... pour millions of dollars into funding a robot division.
After that a long lunch and nap for the remaining 12 hours.
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Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Winner of the Harleen F. Quinzel Legacy of Puddin Award
What am I doing here?
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Post by Demented on Jan 7, 2022 12:08:54 GMT -5
Your job is to reorganize the company. What you do cannot be undone. Who are you putting in charge, who runs creative, who is the onscreen face of the organization? General managers? Champions? Commentary teams? However deep you want to go. I'm in charge of the biggest sports entertainment company for 24 hours? Uh... uh...
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Post by government mule on Jan 7, 2022 16:00:24 GMT -5
My rookie Von Wagner to unify all belts and induct himself into the HoF whilst sitting in Vince's office. He then presses the big red button under the desk and Titan Towers explodes.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 7, 2022 16:54:08 GMT -5
I embezzle the hell out of the company and leave for a tropical island that doesn't extricate
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Post by koreycaskets on Jan 7, 2022 17:20:38 GMT -5
Bring back the Black and Gold NXT ASAP. Rehire anyone not under an AEW contract. Pretend the last 6 months never happened NXT wise. Keep Toxic Attraction and Bron.
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thehottag
Don Corleone
We're here for one reason only: fame, fortune, & the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions!
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Post by thehottag on Jan 7, 2022 17:42:15 GMT -5
Wrestlers get listed as actual employees, complete with a union & benefits
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Kalmia
King Koopa
Happy to be here
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Post by Kalmia on Jan 7, 2022 17:48:38 GMT -5
Wrestlers get listed as actual employees, complete with a union & benefits Realistically, you can't do much in 24 hours but if I could rush this through, I would. I'd at least make sure the wrestlers are taken care of when WWE inevitably gets back to trying to screw them over.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jan 7, 2022 17:53:59 GMT -5
Before the 24 hr. period starts, I make two requests: plenty of time to sleep beforehand as I will be awake and busy the entire period, and a legally binding contract which states that if the company tries to go back on any of my changes, I get another 24 hr. period in which I run WWE.
Once the 24 hrs. begin, the stooges are gone. Ace? Gone. Dunn? Gone. Prichard? Gone. The asshole who doesn't have a clue what he's doing and is being set up to inherit the WWE if he doesn't sell it first? Ultra gone. Vince will become CEO in name only and Steph will be the one with the real business power.
Triple H becomes head booker but each show has its own crew that answers to him. Paul Heyman will be one of those bookers.
NXT stays as it is now but with HBK in charge and certain people brought back.
While Lesnar's contract will not be renewed, as a favor to Heyman it will be marked as allowed to run to term. Goldberg will be immediately cut.
Part of Titan Towers will be set aside for an actual WWE Hall Of Fame.
Contact will be made with as many people as possible that have been cut under Nick Khan's watch. Not all of them will be able to come back, and some may tell me to f*** off, but the effort will be made to bring them back under contract.
William Regal and Samoa Joe will be brought back and made part of NXT's booking crew.
Michael Cole will not be fired but he will be phased out to help train future announcers. Corey Graves, however, adds negative amounts to commentary and is getting the axe.
The streaming bans end. Period.
The Saudi deal is either getting renegotiated so it's not a personal puff deal or it gets quietly ended.
Tony Khan gets contacted and told that while I don't like him or some of the people he works with, there's going to be a non-aggression and cooperation pact on his desk with Vince's signature on it. Part of the pact involves a talent exchange program.
A similar pact will be sent to NJPW and AAA. Essentially, I intend to force all four to work together at the expense of massive egos and the ultrastans that plague wrestling fanbases because I feel the business as a whole would be better off for it.
As my payment for all services rendered, for every million dollars WWE makes a month, I get $10 in perpetuity.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jan 7, 2022 17:56:10 GMT -5
I don’t know what I’d do, but I do know I would be wearing the Macho King crown and wielding the scepter whilst doing it.
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
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Post by Dub H on Jan 7, 2022 18:14:44 GMT -5
First Step:Cut all salaries at the top executive level and raise the wrestler's pay.
Second Step,offer health plan.
Third step I already suffered a Game of Thrones Style Assassination Plot so it doesnt matter
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Jan 7, 2022 18:25:11 GMT -5
Cut the dirtiest diss track on Tony Khan with the help of Wiz Khalifa and John Cena
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Post by Gremlin on Jan 7, 2022 18:33:00 GMT -5
Everyone gets a Tensai gimmick.
Roman Tensai Big T Chad Tensai and Otismoto Becky Tensch Tensai, NC Nikki A.L.T. Kayla Braxtensai
Everyone.
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Post by ISO Mid Thigh Pull on Jan 7, 2022 18:33:45 GMT -5
Cut the dirtiest diss track on Tony Khan with the help of Wiz Khalifa and John Cena That WWE 2k15 remix of Wild Ones that's suddenly about The Rock kicking your ass but it's about beating up Tony
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Post by Instant Classic on Jan 7, 2022 18:40:10 GMT -5
Make Raw and Smackdown actually look like different shows like it was 2002-2007. Get rid of the brand split and have one set of world, tag, and woman’s titles. Keep both IC and US titles but make them matter. Get rid of womens tag belts and give them a mid card title in place of getting rid of one of the womens titles. I’m fine with keeping the 24/7 title but actually make it like the hardcore 24/7 rule back in the day and actually make it mean something. That’s just in regards to the titles and brands not programs and feuds.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2022 20:12:27 GMT -5
Give HHH 100% control.
That's it.
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