Three important rules for breaking up:

[wildojinx]

Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to

Prolonging the situation only makes it worse

Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly

Don't make a big production

Don't make up an elaborate story

This will help you avoid a big tear-jerking scene

If you want to date other people say so

Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected

Even if you've gone together for only a short time,

And haven't been too serious

There's still a feeling of rejection when someone says

She preferres the company of others to your exclusive company

But if you're honest, and direct

And avoid making a flowery emotional speech when you break the news

The boy will respect you for your frankness

And honestly he'll apeciate the kind of straightfoward manner in which you told him your decision

Unless he's a real jerk or a crybaby you will remain friends

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I prefer to send my rejections to the moon.

There is a rather large colony over there now.

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My mom says I'm a catch.