Bret "The Hatman" Hirt
Jan 21, 2022 14:43:56 GMT -5
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Post by pinja on Jan 21, 2022 14:43:56 GMT -5
Hello, fine folks,
this is Bret Hirt's fashion agent speaking, and he want to present to you his historical collection of hat couture.
This is the Hatman in his brooding Undertaker phase. Is he thinking about taking holes? Is he thinking about digging souls? One thing is for sure: Gloomy Hatman is not thinking about Sunny Days.
A Hatman for all the kids out there, this is when Bret was the short time tag team partner of Hip Hop Hippo Alberto del Backhair. They had some dark matches on WWE Velocity, but the Hatman kept messing up his leapfrog spots, so he had to come up with something new, something old, something befitting the Hatman we all know and love ...
... The leader of the Hirt Business showing off his color-matching hat, making his iconic pose of rocking an invicible baby walrus to sleep. It goes well with the hip jewelry.
And as a bonus:
Remember when the Hatman was suspended from competition for excessive violent complaining when he thought he was already in Alberta, but it was still Minnesota? To fool everyone, he pretended to be the new and improved Jeff Jareet, calling himself Buckethatman. Nobody saw through his perfect disguise.
And that's it, friends of heady apparel. The Hatman wants to thank all of you for your time and effort to keep your tops warm in a most sensible way. Take care!
