bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
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Post by bob on Feb 8, 2022 21:36:06 GMT -5
The Undertaker and cucumbers
The Undertaker was one of the most popular wrestlers in the world. He was known for his powerful moves and his ability to keep fans on the edge of their seats. One day, he lost his match and was banned from wrestling. But he still continued to tour the world and make money. One day, he met a cucumber. The cucumber was very small and it looked like it could barely support itself. The Undertaker was touched by the cucumber's size and decided to give it a chance. He took it into his house and fed it and tried to teach it how to survive. The cucumber was very happy and it began to grow very strong.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Feb 8, 2022 22:08:31 GMT -5
Roman Reigns and Scarlet Devil Mansion:
Scarlet Devil Mansion was once a beautiful and luxurious home. However, it has been abandoned for years and is now a dark and decrepit place. Roman Reigns, the new King of England, is visiting the mansion and is reportedly very unhappy with its state.
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Post by cassonova on Feb 8, 2022 22:13:55 GMT -5
Richard Holliday loved coffee. He loved the way it made his brain work, the way it made his heart feel warm. He loved the way it made him feel happy. But one day, Richard Holliday's love for coffee turned into a hate. He found that when he drank coffee, he felt a sense of emptiness inside him. He couldn't help but feel that coffee was taking away his happiness. But Richard Holliday was determined to find a way to love coffee the way it was meant to be loved. He started to learn about coffee, and he started to learn about himself. He started to learn that coffee was just a part of him, and that he could love it just as much as he loved his other parts.
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Feb 8, 2022 22:47:19 GMT -5
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Feb 8, 2022 22:48:12 GMT -5
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Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Feb 9, 2022 2:30:44 GMT -5
Adam Cole / Halo
Adam Cole loved Halo. He loved the sights and sounds of the game, the way it made him feel like a superhero. He loved the competitive aspect of it and the way it made him feel like he could do anything. But most of all, Adam loved the way it made him feel close to his father.
Chris Jericho / Twitter
Chris Jericho was sitting in his office, scrolling through his Twitter feed when he saw a tweet from Summer Rae. It said, "@jericho you're the best! Love you!" Jericho was surprised and flattered by the tweet. He had always thought of himself as a good wrestler, but Summer Rae thought he was the best? That meant a lot to him.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Feb 9, 2022 2:51:18 GMT -5
The Mahcmahons have a good idea
Stephanie McMahon, Executive Vice President, WWE Creative, had a good idea. She suggested that the company create a new character, a female wrestler who represented the empowerment of women. Her name would be "Stephanie McMahon's daughter".
Shane McMahon had always been a creative thinker. When he was younger, he had always been the one coming up with new ideas for games and competitions. One day, he had a great idea for a new wrestling show. He called it "WWE: Total Extreme Wrestling". The show would be a combination of professional wrestling, stuntwork, and extreme violence. It would be unlike anything that had ever been seen before. Shane's friends and family were skeptical at first, but he was adamant about making the show a reality. He worked tirelessly to make the show a success. He enlisted the help of some of the best professional wrestlers in the world, and he created some of the most exciting and dangerous stunts ever seen on television. Ultimately, WWE: Total Extreme Wrestling was a big success. It was a show that the entire family could enjoy, and it quickly became one of the most popular shows on television. Shane McMahon had created a good idea that turned into a great success.
Vince McMahon had always been a promoter at heart. When he was younger, he used to sell lemonade and popcorn at the local fairgrounds. He loved the thrill of a good idea, and he loved making people happy. One day, Vince McMahon was at the local carnival, and he saw a game where people could buy tickets and try to win a prize. He thought it was a great idea, and he started promoting the game himself. He was so successful that he started making more money than he ever had before. People loved Vince McMahon's games, and he was able to make a lot of money. He was happy, and he knew he had found a good idea.
Linda McMahon, the former CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, has a great idea for a business venture. She wants to start a chain of health food stores that will offer affordable, healthy food to the public. Linda is confident that her idea will be a success and she is ready to start her business.
Paul Levesque had a good idea. He was the President of the WWE and he had an idea to create a wrestling show that would be more family friendly. He called it "WWE Raw is Family Fun". The show would be PG and would be more geared towards kids.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Feb 9, 2022 3:50:24 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2022 4:07:35 GMT -5
Tony D'Angelo was always a bit of a homebody. He loved cooking pizza and spending time with his family. His favorite thing was making his mom happy with his pizza.
Shotzi Blackheart had always been a bit of an outsider. She never quite fit in with the other kids at school, and she never seemed to be able to make friends easily. But that all changed when she was introduced to tanks. Tanks were the coolest things ever, and Shotzi was determined to be the best tank driver around. She started practicing every day, and soon she was become the best tank driver in the neighborhood. Everyone started to take notice of her, and soon she had a group of friends who she could count on. Life was finally starting to feel good for Shotzi Blackheart.
Seth Rollins always loved wearing goofy outfits. His family was always so creative and funny, and they would always bring him home new outfits to wear. His mom would always say, "Seth, you're always so goofy, why not wear something funny today?" And so Seth would put on an outfit that was wacky and colorful, and he would be happy.
In the forests of Russia, there is a creature that few people know about. Ilja Dragunov is a cannibalistic monster that preys on other creatures, most notably humans. He is a deadly creature that few people have ever seen, and even fewer have survived.
Ronnie was always a little weirdo. Some might say that was why she was so successful in life. She always found a way to stand out from the rest. It started when she was just a little girl. Ronnie would always dress up in costumes that no one else would wear. She would dress up as a pirate, a superhero, and even a space alien. People would often ask her why she was so different, and Ronnie would just smile and say that it was just who she was. Eventually, her costumes started to become more and more eccentric. She started dressing up as characters from popular video games, like Sonic the Hedgehog and Mario. Ronnie's little weirdo persona was starting to take over, and she was loving it.
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Feb 9, 2022 6:54:36 GMT -5
Ok, this is weirdly accurate...
Hiroshi Tanahashi and ace
Hiroshi Tanahashi was an ace, one of the best in the world. He had a successful career in professional wrestling and was a three-time world champion. He was known for his high-flying moves and his exciting matches. Tanahashi was a true inspiration to all who knew him.
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Post by ANuclearError on Feb 9, 2022 7:02:20 GMT -5
Ok, this is weirdly accurate... Hiroshi Tanahashi and ace Hiroshi Tanahashi was an ace, one of the best in the world. He had a successful career in professional wrestling and was a three-time world champion. He was known for his high-flying moves and his exciting matches. Tanahashi was a true inspiration to all who knew him. On a similar note, Hirooki Goto and failure:
Sums up his relationship with the IWGP heavyweight championship.
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Hypnosis
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Post by Hypnosis on Feb 9, 2022 8:00:06 GMT -5
CM Punk/ice cream
CM Punk always loved ice cream. As a kid, he would go to the store with his parents, and they would buy him his favorite flavor, usually something with chocolate in it. Punk never grew out of his love for the sweet stuff, and even now at thirty-six years old, he would often treat himself to a scoop of ice cream after a long day of training or wrestling.
Gigi Dolin/tampon
Gigi Dolin was feeling a little down in the dumps. She had just gotten back from her period and was feeling a little gross and crampy. She needed to take a tampon out, but she had no idea how to do it. She Googled "how to take a tampon out" and found the most helpful guide online.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Feb 9, 2022 8:58:07 GMT -5
Repo man and philosophy Philosophy is a deep and complex subject, but for repo man, it's all about the repo. As a self-proclaimed expert in the field, repo man loves to ply his trade, and he loves to talk about it, too. He's a repo man because he believes in the philosophy of repossessing things. He thinks that it's the right thing to do, and he's never afraid to put it into practice.
Terry Funk and protesters Terry Funk was walking home from the grocery store when he saw a few protesters blocking his way. He didn't know what they were protesting, but he knew he wasn't going to stand for it. So he got in their faces and started throwing punches.
Mick Foley and Dinosaurs
Mick Foley, the most popular wrestler in the world, was in the locker room talking to his friends when he saw a big, green, scary-looking dinosaur. Mick was scared, but he didn't run away. He stood his ground and said, "Who's your daddy, big guy?" The dinosaur didn't answer. It just stared at Mick. Mick was so scared that he started to cry. Then he remembered the Bible verse that says, "Be strong and courageous, and do not be afraid of them, for the Lord your God is with you wherever you go." That gave Mick the strength to stand up to the dinosaur. He said, "I'm not afraid of you, big guy. I'm not afraid of anything. God is with me, and I'm going to beat you." The dinosaur didn't answer, but it started to move away. Mick was so proud of himself that he started to sing, "I'm not afraid of you, big guy. I'm not afraid of anything."
(Poor Luchasaurus)
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Gecko
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Post by Gecko on Feb 9, 2022 9:04:56 GMT -5
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Feb 9, 2022 9:14:16 GMT -5
Natalya and farting
Natalya was sitting in her room, farting quietly. It wasn't anything strange for her, she did it all the time. It was just something she did to pass the time, and she was usually alone.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 9, 2022 9:16:04 GMT -5
Natalya and farting Natalya was sitting in her room, farting quietly. It wasn't anything strange for her, she did it all the time. It was just something she did to pass the time, and she was usually alone. On account of TJ being off in another room watching NJPW tapes.
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Feb 9, 2022 9:23:21 GMT -5
Jon Moxley and Street Fighter 2:
When Jon Moxley was young, he loved playing Street Fighter 2. He would spend hours online, battling other players online. He got so good that he started winning tournaments. Years later, Jon Moxley was a professional Street Fighter 2 player. He was the best in the world. He won dozens of tournaments and was known as the best in the world. But one day, he lost a tournament. He was devastated. He had been the best in the world and he had lost. But then he thought about Street Fighter 2. He remembered all the hours he had spent playing it. He remembered all the fun he had had. And he remembered how he had become the best in the world. Street Fighter 2 was never about the trophies or the money. It was about the fun. It was about being the best. And that was what Jon Moxley would always remember.
The Rock and Hollywood:
There was once a rockstar in Hollywood, and his name was The Rock. He was a great actor and singer, and he was loved by all. But one day, he lost everything. His fans turned on him, and he was forced to leave the movie industry. But even though he was alone, The Rock never gave up on his dream. He slowly started to rebuild his career, and eventually became one of the biggest stars in Hollywood again.
And finally, Steve Austin and Beer:
Steve Austin was born and raised in Texas, and he was a big fan of beer. He loved the taste, the smell, and the feel of a cold one in his hand. He especially loved the taste of craft beer, and he was always trying to find the best beers in the world. One day, Steve went to a beer festival in Belgium. He found the best craft beers there, and he was really impressed. He decided that he wanted to try some of those beers back at home. So, Steve started brewing his own craft beers. He was successful, and his beers became popular in the United States. He even started his own brewery, and he is still brewing today.
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Feb 9, 2022 9:38:23 GMT -5
Curry Man and Christopher Daniels
Christopher Daniels was known as the Curry Man. He was a legendary wrestler who was known for his incredible wrestling skills and for his fiery passion for the sport. He was also known for his crazy antics on and off the wrestling ring.
Good thing this is AI fiction. Imagine thinking that Christopher Daniels is Curry Man!
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Feb 9, 2022 9:53:23 GMT -5
Steve Blackman loved cheese. He loved the way it melted in his mouth, the way it made him happy, the way it brought him joy. He loved cheese so much, in fact, that he decided to become a cheese expert. He started reading books on cheese and learning everything he could about it. And as he learned, he realized that cheese was more than just a food. It was a way of life.
Davey Boy Smith and Bizarre
When Davey Boy Smith was born, not many people could believe it. He was a very strange looking baby - with his big muscles and huge head. His parents were sure he would never be able to do anything. But they were wrong. Davey Boy became one of the greatest wrestlers in history.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 9, 2022 9:59:54 GMT -5
Gene Snitsky and babies:
When Gene Snitsky was born, he was a disappointment to his parents. Gene was the smallest and weakest of the three boys and his parents feared he would not live up to their expectations. Gene was not encouraged to play sports and was often bullied by his classmates. But Gene had a secret weapon - he was a genius at math. Gene's parents were so impressed with his skills that they allowed him to pursue a career in math. Gene is now a well-known mathematician and his work has helped make the world a better place.
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