bob
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Post by bob on Feb 9, 2022 18:42:38 GMT -5
Dusty Rhodes and Mufflers
Although most people know him as "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes was known by many other names, the most famous of which was "The American Nightmare." Rhodes was a world-renowned wrestler and commentator who had a tremendous impact on the sport of professional wrestling. His career spanned more than 50 years and he was a dominant force in the world of professional wrestling for decades. Rhodes was known for his "hardcore" style of wrestling and his signature "muffler" match against Lou Thesz is considered one of the most famous matches in the history of professional wrestling.
Booker T and Spinarooni
Booker T. Washington was a powerful man in the early days of America. He was known as the "father of the civil rights movement." He was a champion of education and racial equality. One day, Booker T. met a spinarooni named Spinarooni. Spinarooni was a wonderful creature with a big heart. Booker T. fell in love with Spinarooni and they decided to get married. The wedding was a beautiful affair. All the people in town came to celebrate. It was a happy day for Booker T. and Spinarooni.
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Post by Cyno on Feb 9, 2022 18:53:15 GMT -5
Adam Page and Cowboy Shit.
Adam Page was born and raised in the heart of the American West. He was raised on the ranch with his mom and dad, working alongside the horses and cattle. Adam was always a cowboy at heart, and loved the lifestyle. When he was just eighteen years old, he left home to pursue his dreams of becoming a rodeo star. He traveled the country, competing in rodeos all over the United States. He was a natural, and quickly became one of the best cowboy riders in the business. But Adam was never content with just being a successful rodeo star. He wanted to be the best, and he knew that he could achieve anything he set his mind to. In 2010, Adam competed in the World Rodeo Championship in Las Vegas. He was a little nervous before the competition, but he knew that he could do it. He rode his final round, and won the championship. He was finally a world-class rodeo star.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Feb 10, 2022 2:48:51 GMT -5
straight facts
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bob
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Post by bob on Feb 10, 2022 17:59:29 GMT -5
The Shockmaster and falling
The Shockmaster had always been a feared figure in the underground fight circuit. His electrifying fights had left audiences on the edge of their seats, and he was known for his ability to shock his opponents into submission. But on one special night, the Shockmaster was challenged by a fighter he had never faced before. The battle was fierce and the crowd was on the edge of their seats, but eventually the Shockmaster was overcome. As he fell to the ground, his opponents jeered and walked away, thinking they had won. But as they turned their backs, the Shockmaster stunned them all with a powerful electrical discharge.
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bob
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Post by bob on Feb 10, 2022 19:34:30 GMT -5
Big Boss Man and dogs
Big Boss Man was a big, burly man. He was the head of the biggest gang in town. He was also the most feared man in town. No one dared cross him. Not even the dogs.
Kevin Thorn and bite clubs
When Kevin Thorn was younger, his parents would take him to exotic bite clubs all over the world. They would sit in the VIP section, where they would watch other people get bitten, changed, and tortured. Kevin was always fascinated by the ways in which humans could be controlled and manipulated.
Samoa Joe and Ninjas
Samoa Joe was born to a family of ninjas. He was the youngest and most inexperienced of his clan, but he was determined to become the best. Samoa Joe learned at an early age that ninjas were skilled in many forms of combat. He studied hard and soon became one of the most skilled ninjas in the world.
Kane and fire
Kane had always been a firebrand. He was never one to take no for an answer, and he never minced words. His family had always been the same way. They always pushed boundaries and always seemed to be on the hunt for adventure. Kane had always been the one to lead the charge. One day, Kane and his family found themselves in the middle of a forest on fire. They had to find a way out before the fire consumed them. Kane was the only one who could save them. He was the only one who had the strength and determination to fight the fire. He was also the only one who had the fire power to put the fire out.
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bob
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Post by bob on Feb 10, 2022 20:40:36 GMT -5
Triple H and Katie Vick
Triple H was backstage waiting for his next match. He had just beaten the Undertaker in a match that was billed as the match of the year. He was feeling confident and ready for his next opponent. He had heard that Katie Vick was going to be in the ring and he wanted to face her.
CM Punk and Pepsi
CM Punk was walking down the street, when he saw a can of Pepsi. He thought to himself, "I need some Pepsi," so he went over to the store and bought a can. When he got home, he opened the can and took a sip. He liked the taste, so he decided to drink the whole can.
Al Snow and head
Al Snow's career in professional wrestling was full of highlights, but his most famous moment may have come during the 1997 Royal Rumble. Snow, who was then the Commissioner of WWE, was in the ring at the time and called for a disqualification against then-champion Stone Cold Steve Austin. Austin refused, and the referee threw Snow out of the ring. Snow's decision saved the match and led to Austin's first and only WWE championship.
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bob
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Post by bob on Feb 10, 2022 20:59:13 GMT -5
Jon Moxley and Dumpsters
Jon Moxley loved nothing more than a good dumpster dive. He would go to the local recycling center, pull out all of the garbage, and start sorting through it. He would find all sorts of forgotten treasures, from old electronics to forgotten clothing. One day, Jon Moxley found a box that was too heavy to lift. He was about to give up when he saw a letter inside the box. The letter said that the box contained the ashes of a loved one, and that whoever found it should spread the ashes around. Jon Moxley was moved by the letter, and decided to spread the ashes around the recycling center. He thought that it would be a nice way to honor the loved one who had passed away.
Roman Reigns and urinal cakes
Roman Reigns had always been a big guy. He was always the biggest in his class, and he was always the strongest on the football field. He was the star of the team, and he was sure to be the star of the college football team, too. But even Roman Reigns had his limits. He couldn't bench press as much as his buddies could, and he couldn't squat as much as his buddies could. But even Roman Reigns could do one thing better than anyone else - he could urinate standing up.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Feb 11, 2022 3:43:20 GMT -5
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Feb 11, 2022 13:08:14 GMT -5
Roman Reigns/Wank Pheasant (Clearly the name Roman triggered actual Roman lore but we’ll let that slide because this shit works) King Claudius was a terrible ruler. He made everyone work hard, and he was always raiding the provinces to get new soldiers and supplies. But some people were starting to think that he was a wank pheasant. One day, a group of soldiers who were protesting against Claudius discovered that he was masturbating in a dark corner of the palace. They decided to take him down, and they caught him in the act. Claudius was punished by being made to wear a life-sized wank pheasant on his shoulder. He was never allowed to rule again, and his subjects were always afraid of him.
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Feb 11, 2022 13:23:11 GMT -5
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Feb 11, 2022 13:32:27 GMT -5
Here's a few I did.
Virgil/Meat Sauce.
It was a dark, stormy night and Virgil was looking for a place to stay. He happened to pass by the local meat sauce restaurant and decided to give it a try. He was really surprised by how good the meat sauce was. It was so good, in fact, that Virgil decided to order a dish. When the waiter brought his dish, Virgil realized that it was made with meat from a cow. Virgil was really upset by this and decided to leave the restaurant.
The Shockmaster/Walls
It was a dark and stormy night, and the Shockmaster was feeling lonely. He had just finished his latest adventure, and he was feeling especially low after the fight with the dragon. He had wanted to go home, but he was stopped by a large wall. The Shockmaster was surprised to see that the wall was made of metal. He had never seen such a strong wall before. The Shockmaster wondered what could be behind the metal. He decided to test the wall by pushing his way through it. The wall easily pushed him through. The Shockmaster was surprsed by this, and he decided to ask the wall what was behind it. The wall told him that it was made of metal because it was. The Shockmaster was amazed and decided to test the wall again. This time, he pushed his way through it easily. He was now inside the metal wall. The Shockmaster was now very confused. He didn't know what was going on. He decided to ask the wall again. The wall told him that it was a safe place to be. The Shockmaster was happy to hear this, and he decided to stay inside the metal wall.
Jim Duggan/McDonald's
Jim Duggan was a good man, and he loved McDonald's. He loved the way the food was always fresh and the atmosphere was always cheerful. He loved the way the employees were always so friendly and welcoming. He loved the way McDonald's was always open late.
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Post by The Creepo Man on Feb 11, 2022 16:08:29 GMT -5
Ric Flair and Abstinence Ric Flair was one of the most famous wrestlers in the world, and he was also one of the most abstinent. He never drank, smoked, or ate anything that might impact his performance. This made him one of the most successful wrestlers in the world, and it also made him one of the most abstinent.
Hulk Hogan and Lying Hulk Hogan was the biggest star in wrestling and he had a lot of fans. He always did his best to keep them happy. One day, he decided to lie to them.
Carmella and Showers It was a hot summer day and Carmella was feeling lazy. She was in the living room with her windows open and she was enjoying the breeze that was blowing through the trees. She was about to go to the shower when she heard a voice from behind the bushes. It was a man's voice. Carmella got up from the couch and looked around to see who was behind the bushes. She saw a man with long, curly hair and a bright green T-shirt. He was looking at her with a look of disgust.
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Nosnorb
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Nachos and Fraggle Rock are TIMELESS.
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Post by Nosnorb on Feb 11, 2022 16:19:42 GMT -5
Heidenreich and Poetry
In the year 1888, an unknown person published a book called Heidenreich, which is a book of poetry. Many people were interested in the book, and some began to learn about the author and the poem. The poem in Heidenreich is about a man who is searching for his identity. He goes through many changes, and eventually finds his true self.
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Feb 11, 2022 18:37:28 GMT -5
Doink the Clown/Golden Corral.
When the townspeople found out that Doink the Clown was coming to town, they were terrified. They didn't know what to expect, and they didn't want to see the clown. But Doink was determined to show them that he was just like them. He made fun of them, made them laugh, and made them feel good. The townspeople became friends with Doink, and they all went to the Golden Corral to have some fun.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2022 18:59:06 GMT -5
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Feb 11, 2022 19:10:54 GMT -5
MVP and screwdriver.
The MVP was a tool that had been handed down from generation to generation. It was a screwdriver that could fix anything. And it was so powerful that no one ever knew what would happen if they used it wrong.
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bob
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Post by bob on Feb 11, 2022 19:13:44 GMT -5
Xanta Claus and evil
Xanta Claus was a naughty elf who was very naughty. He was always stealing things from people, and he was very evil. One day, he got caught, and he was very sorry. He begged Santa to forgive him, and Santa did. Next, Xanta Claus went to all theaughty places and gave everyone a good gift. He was very polite, and he didn't want any trouble.
Jeff Jarrett and guitars
Jeff Jarrett, the head of the Jarrett Corporation, is a man with strong convictions. He's a business mogul who has always been willing to put his own interests first. When it comes to his music career, Jeff is unafraid to take risks. He's always looking for new and innovative ways to market his music and get his music heard.
Elias and Guitars
Elias was a powerful musician. His guitars were some of the most beautiful things in the world, and people always looked up to him because of it. He had a big career and a big heart, but he always wanted to give something back to the community. He started a music program at his school, and he made sure that all the students could learn and play guitar. He also started a band, and he made sure that everyone could join in on the fun. His music made people happy, and it made him feel good inside.
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Post by wildojinx on Feb 11, 2022 19:19:13 GMT -5
Ric Flair and Airplanes:
Ric Flair was known for his amazing wrestling and airmanship skills. He was also known for his outrageous spending habits, which often got him in trouble with the law. One day, he was taken into custody for arguing with a taxi driver. The driver told authorities that Ric was trying to fly without a ticket. Ric was indignant and refused to answer any questions. He was taken to the police station, where he was arrested and charged with obstructing governmental administration. He spent the night in jail, and when morning came, he was released on bail. He took a taxi to the airport, where he boarded the plane to fly to Japan. He was never seen again.
Marty Jannetty and glass:
Looking out the window, Marty saw the cars in the lot and the people on the sidewalk. He had never been so happy. He was living his life the way he wanted and not thinking about the things that were going on outside.
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Post by Hypnosis on Feb 11, 2022 19:30:30 GMT -5
Asuka and Spider-Man:
Asuka and Spider-Man were having a normal day, until they were met with a problem. They were trying to get to the bottom of a web that was blocking their way, when they realized that there was a spider in the web. Spider-Man was quick to try and takedown the spider, but Asuka was faster. She used her spider-sense to sense the spider's location, and she quickly jumped onto the spider's back. Her spider-sense allowed her to hold on, and she was able to get the spider down.
Keith Lee and Bearcat:
Keith Lee felt a tingling before he saw the bearcat. It was like the cat had seen him and was waiting for him to make its move. Keith hesitated for a moment before taking off after the cat. He raced after it, chasing it as it ran through the trees. The cat seemed to have no fear of Keith and chased him until it was cornered. Keith was about to take advantage of the cat's situation, but then he heard a loud rustle in the trees and saw the bearcat running away. He quickly ran after it, but the cat was faster and had already disappeared into the trees. Keith was disappointed, but he knew that he could never catch the cat.
Mandy Rose and Otis:
Mandy Rose loved to go on walks with her dog, Otis. Otis was always happy and content, and Mandy felt happy just being around him. One day, they were out walking when they came across a small clearing. Mandy saw a rabbit running around and she couldn't help but laugh. She knew that Otis would love to chase the rabbit, and she was sure that he would make lots of noise as he chased it. Mandy and Otis enjoyed their walk until they heard a sound coming from the clearing. It was a rabbit! Otis was so excited to chase the rabbit, and Mandy was so terrified because she knew that he would kill the rabbit.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Feb 11, 2022 19:36:35 GMT -5
dreamsweeper fresh & rackety dives
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