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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 11, 2022 19:51:55 GMT -5
John Cena, the popular, awe-inspiring wrestler known for his powerful performances on the mat, has a new opponent. Roman Reigns, a rising star in the wrestling world, has come to take on Cena in a match that will determine the future of the wrestling industry.
pfft... what's this generator know... they don't mention ratings or buy rates or audience numbers at all...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2022 20:01:03 GMT -5
Roman Reigns was the new emperor of the Roman Empire. He was a good man, and he had a plan. He was going to make the people happy, and he was going to make sure that the Empire was strong. But there was one problem. His zipper was busted.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Feb 11, 2022 22:25:45 GMT -5
Some more:
Jake Roberts/Blackjack
Jake Roberts had always been a fast learner. He had learned how to gamble and play blackjack from the age of five, and he had never looked back. Now, at the age of twenty-four, Jake was one of the most successful gamblers in the city. He had built a successful business by taking advantage of the volatility of the stock market and the demand for high-stakes gambling games. But there was one game that Jake had always wanted to play. The game was called blackjack. Blackjack was a game of chance, and it could be very profitable. If you could find the right people to play with, you could make a lot of money. But Jake was not interested in making money. He was interested in playing blackjack for the love of the game. And that is why, on a dark night in December of 1921, Jake Roberts met a woman named Linda. Linda was a beautiful, dark-haired woman who was willing to risk everything she had for the chance to play blackjack with the man she loved.
Paul Heyman/Bingo Halls
Paul Heyman, the head of the professional wrestling company RAW, was always a bit of a dandy. He always had a bow tie and a pocket square in his pocket, and he always looked sharp in his clothes. But there was something else about him that set him apart from the other wrestlers. Heyman was a genius at Bingo Halls. Heyman would sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and start playing Bingo. He would be so focused on the game that he would sometimes miss the other wrestlers who were trying to sleep. But the most important thing was that Heyman was able to get his mind off the wrestling matches and into Bingo. The Bingo Halls were always a busy place. There were always people playing for money, and there were always people trying to make some extra money. But Heyman was always the first one to start playing. He would go into the Bingo Halls and start playing until there was no more money to be made. He would then go back to the wrestling company and start playing again. Heyman was always a very good player. He was always able to win games of Bingo. And he was always able to make some extra money
Sid Vicious/Squeegee (I got a good laugh out of this one)
Sid Vicious was a mean, mean guy. He always got what he wanted, no matter who or what he wanted. But one day, he got what he wanted in the most unexpected way. He got a squeegee.
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Post by Macho Pichu on Feb 11, 2022 22:32:20 GMT -5
Batista and basketballs
edit: I put this in before reading the thread and saw the same things had been put in already. It did, indeed spit out a different story, at least!
Batista was a mean man. He always took advantage of his workers, and would often beat them up if they didn't do what he wanted. But even he couldn't take away the memories of his childhood friend, who had always been a big basketball fan. One day, Batista was having a bad day, and decided to take a break from work. He went to the local basketball arena to watch his old friend play. The game was exciting, and Batista was happy to see his friend on the court. But as he watched, he noticed something strange. His old friend was playing so well that he was even getting assists. Batista was astonished, and couldn't believe that his friend had managed to keep his skills up so long. He knew that his friend was capable of anything, and that this game was just a sign that he had made a mistake in life.
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Post by Macho Pichu on Feb 11, 2022 22:42:29 GMT -5
Another: CM Punk and Ice Cream bars
CM Punk was a popular wrestler who had a lot of fans. He was always up for a good fight and he was known for his ice cream bars. One day, he was fighting a wrestler named John Cena and Punk was undefeated. Punk was about to win when Cena managed to get the advantage. Punk was about to fight off Cena when he had a heart attack and died.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Feb 12, 2022 2:22:10 GMT -5
This is addictive.
The Bushwhackers/Home Improvement
In the early 1800s, the bushwhackers were a band of outlaws who terrorized the western United States. But their days were numbered. In 1849, President Polk appointed General George Armstrong Custer to lead an invasion of the Sioux Nation in order to quash their rebellion. But the bushwhackers ambush General Custer, killing him and dozens of other Americans. The bushwhackers are now considered a footnote in American history. But their legacy lives on in the name of home improvement.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Feb 12, 2022 3:17:52 GMT -5
Trick Williams and OllieJayy
Mandy Rose and Jacy Jayne (ITS LIKE THIS)
Mace the Wrestler and Booty Shorts
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Feb 12, 2022 5:17:33 GMT -5
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King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Feb 12, 2022 9:31:29 GMT -5
Mike Kanellis - Jar of mayonnaise
Mike Kanellis was always a bit of a weirdo. But in his own way, he was kind of normal. He loved to eat mayonnaise, and he loved to drink jar of mayonnaise. He had a jar in his kitchen at all times. He would use it to top his cereal, his oatmeal, his toast, his burgers, and his fries. He loved the way it made everything taste good.
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Post by Gecko on Feb 12, 2022 10:43:20 GMT -5
You won't get this one until right near the end
Kurt Angle and solving crimes
Sid: Ruler of the world... and also a squirrel for some reason. This one went a bit weird, which fits perfectly.
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Post by Hypnosis on Feb 12, 2022 12:30:50 GMT -5
Brian Pillman and Pencil:
Brian Pillman was a great wrestler. He was always in the best physical condition and he had great Pencil skills. He was also a very kind person. He would give away his money to charity, and he would always help people.
Yoshi Tatsu and Action Figure Leg:
Yoshi Tatsu, the popular action figure leg, is back with a new series of catchy tunes. Tatsu is back and better than ever, and he's looking for a new love. Yoshi Tatsu's search leads him to a new love, a young girl named Yūko, who is only interested in playing with his action figure leg.
Jessie McKay and Head Shot:
Jessie McKay was a young woman who loved life. She was carefree and always looking for the best in people. She never hesitated to take a head shot when she felt it was the right thing to do.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Feb 12, 2022 13:21:27 GMT -5
Cora Jade and Skateboard
Von Wafer and Sucks
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Post by FHgrad99 on Feb 12, 2022 23:16:17 GMT -5
Chris Jericho/Donkey Show
Chris Jericho was the best wrestler in the world, but he was also a smart cookie. He knew how to keep his fans entertained, and he knew how to make money. He was the perfect wrestler for the Donkey Show, and the show was the perfect match for Chris Jericho.
John Cena/Ham Sandwich
John Cena was just about to finish his shift at the local grocery store when he saw a familiar face. Ham Sandwich was coming down the street, and Cena couldn't help but smile. Since they were both from the same town, they had a lot in common. Cena always loved a good ham sandwich, and Ham always loved Cena's smile. They hit it off perfectly, and soon they were talking about their favorite wrestlers and what they thought of them. Ham was especially excited to hear about Cena's upcoming match against John Morrison at the next show. Cena was sure that Morrison would be a tough opponent, but he was also excited to show off his new Movesmart clothing line. The two old friends spent the rest of their shift talking and admiring each other's work. Cena was sure that Ham Sandwich would be a great asset to his upcoming match, and he was excited to see how well he did.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2022 0:35:44 GMT -5
I couldn't put the "with" in there, but it still turned out perfectly.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Feb 13, 2022 2:22:28 GMT -5
Persia Pirotta and Duke Hudson
Greyson Waller and Restraining Order
Greyson Waller and Restraining Order, Take 2
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Post by Macho Pichu on Feb 13, 2022 3:39:06 GMT -5
Big show turning face
The big show was coming up and all the kids were excited. They were all looking forward to seeing who would be the winner. But instead of the expected winner, they saw a new person.
Big show turning heel
When the big show came to town, the animals were in full force. They all showed up at the arena, and the crowd was sure to love it. The wrestlers were all in their element, and the fans were on their feet. It was a great show, and the animals were sure to enjoy it.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Feb 13, 2022 4:04:37 GMT -5
Dexter Lumis and Hatchet
Cameron Grimes and Hat (this one is actually just 100% accurate, probably taken word for word from the latest WWE Encyclopedia)
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Post by The Wild Man of Borneo on Feb 13, 2022 4:29:57 GMT -5
Sheamus was a legendary figure in Ireland. He was a powerful and respected man, and his name was known throughout the land. He was known for his strength and his ability to fight. He was also known for his lime juice. One day, Sheamus was challenged to a fight by a rival clan. He was able to take them on, and he won. He then took his lime juice and went on to sell it throughout the land. This was a great victory for Sheamus, and it made him very popular. He was able to show his strength and his ability to fight and make people happy.
Sheamus McKinney was a regular at the local pub, The Lobsterhead, and he always enjoyed a good lobster dinner. But on this particular night, something was off. The lobster was cooked perfectly, but there was something just not right. Sheamus tried different ways to cook the lobster, but nothing worked. He decided to call in a professional to help him out.
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Post by Bo Rida on Feb 13, 2022 5:28:53 GMT -5
Scotty and The worm Scotty and his worm were getting along just fine until Scotty's worm got a new friend. Scotty was always hesitant to get new friends, but he finally warmed up to his new friend and they've been spending their days playing together. Scotty is happy to have his worm by his side and he knows that they'll always be able to play together.
Stephanie and Test Stephanie was taking a test, and she was nervous. She had never taken a test before, and she was not sure what to expect. But she was also excited. She had always wanted to be a test taker, and now she was finally able to do it.
Prince Albert and Sausage Prince Albert was a handsome prince who loved sausage. He would always make his family a sausage dinner, and his friends would always enjoy it. One day, Prince Albert's friends invited him to a sausage party. He was hesitant, but they said it was the best party they had ever been to. Prince Albert finally agreed, and he had the best sausage party of his life.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2022 5:34:29 GMT -5
Becky Lynch and her daughter Gigi
Becky Lynch loved her daughter Gigi, even though Gigi never showed any love back to her. Gigi would often stay in her room and not come out for hours on end, and Becky knew that her daughter was doing it to avoid being seen with her mother. But one day, Becky saw Gigi come out of her room and she was so happy to see her daughter. They talked for a while and then Gigi went back in to her room. Becky knew that her daughter was trying to tell her that she loved her, but she couldn't get the words out.
Mickie James and hit by a train
Mickie James was walking home from work when she was hit by a train. She was knocked unconscious and woke up in the hospital. Mickie is still in a lot of pain and has to take medication to avoid getting sick. She is also trying to come to terms with the fact that she was hit by a train.
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