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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Feb 16, 2022 15:56:42 GMT -5
Carmella and Gimp Mask
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2022 17:47:56 GMT -5
Mandy and Sonya and donuts
Mandy and Sonya were always up for a good doughnut, no matter where they were. They would go to the local donut store and get whatever they wanted, and they always had a great time. One day, they went to a different store and had the same experience. They got donuts and fries, and it was the best. They always went back to the donut store, and they loved it.
Alberto Del Rio and knife fight
Alberto del Rio was always a fast learner. He was able to pick up new skills quickly and get ahead in his career. One day, though, he made a mistake. He fought a knife fight with another man and lost.
Cody Rhodes and stupid neck tattoo
Cody Rhodes was always a bit of a goofball. Even as a young child, he was always trying to be funny and make people laugh. He would often get into mischief and get in trouble at school, but he was never afraid to try new things. One day, Cody decided to get a neck tattoo. He had always wanted one and was hesitant to get one because he knew it would make him stand out from the other kids at school. But after careful consideration, Cody decided on the tattoo. He was nervous at first, but he knew that he would never regret getting the tattoo. It made him feel more comfortable in himself and made him feel more unique. Cody continued to wear the tattoo proudly and always made sure to have it visible.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Feb 16, 2022 21:02:02 GMT -5
Eli Cottonwood and Mustache
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Post by FHgrad99 on Feb 18, 2022 0:58:45 GMT -5
Tammy Sytch/Arrested (Amazing how accurate this is)
Tammy Sytch, former WWE Diva, was arrested for drunk driving last night. Sytch was pulled over for driving erratically on the interstate and reportedly had a blood alcohol level of .24, which is more than three times the legal limit.
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Post by ARI WOW WOW on Feb 18, 2022 6:06:03 GMT -5
Thank you all for this amazing thread.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2022 11:10:50 GMT -5
Scott Steiner and outdebating a Harvard grad Scott Steiner was outdebating a Harvard graduate, and he was doing a great job. He had the facts, and he knew how to use them to his advantage. His opponent was starting to look a bit lost. Kris Statlander and hating orphans Kris Statlander hated orphans. They were always so happy and carefree, while she was burdened with the weight of the world on her shoulders. She was tired of always being the one who had to bear the burden, and she was tired of being the outcast. Shawn Spears and eating corn the long way Shawn Spears was always a picky eater. He would only eat corn the long way, which he claimed was the most delicious way to eat it. Shawn's parents didn't understand why he preferred eating corn that way, but they figured he just had a weird taste. Goldberg and headbutting a door Goldberg was walking down the street when he saw a door that he wanted to headbutt. He walked up to the door, and before he knew it, he was headbutting the door.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Feb 18, 2022 11:34:39 GMT -5
Paul Roma and Clothesline
On a breezy summer day, Paul Roma tied a clothesline to a nearby tree and began to swing. It was a simple pleasure, one he enjoyed every day. He'd been doing it since he was a boy, and it was a ritual he never missed.
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Post by Hypnosis on Feb 18, 2022 12:17:23 GMT -5
EC3 and Control Your Narrative:
Ever since he was a young boy, EC3 has been fascinated by the power of storytelling. He loved to watch movies and TV shows and see how the author controlled the narrative, making the reader believe in the characters and the story. As he got older, EC3 realized that he could use this same power to control his own life. He learned that he had the ability to choose how he perceived the events in his life and the people around him. He could choose to be happy and optimistic, or he could be angry and bitter. EC3 realized that he had the power to control his own story, and he used it to his advantage.
Tatum Paxley and Ivy Nile:
Tatum Paxley was always a bit of a rebel. She loved to dress up in her most daring outfits, and she loved to push the limits. She was always testing limits, and she never hesitated to speak her mind. One day, Tatum met Ivy Nile. Ivy was a bit of a traditionalist, and she was a bit of a prude. But Tatum was so infectious that Ivy soon found herself following in Tatum's footsteps. Together, Tatum and Ivy began to challenge the norms of their society. They started to speak their minds, and they started to dress boldly. They were always testing the limits, and they never hesitated to speak their minds. And as they continued to grow more and more daring, they also started to change the world around them.
Brooks Jensen and FarmersOnly.com:
Brooks Jensen was born and raised on a small family farm in Iowa. He started working on the farm at a young age, and has been farming ever since. Brooks is a third-generation farmer, and he is passionate about his work. He is also passionate about his website, FarmersOnly.com. The website is a resource for farmers and agriculture enthusiasts. It is home to a variety of information, including tips and advice on farming, recipes, and stories from other farmers. Brooks is a dedicated administrator of the website, and he is always looking for ways to improve it. Brooks is a well-known figure in the agriculture community, and he is always willing to share his knowledge and advice. He is a regular speaker at agricultural events, and he is also a published author. Brooks is a proud member of the American Farm Bureau Federation, and he is committed to promoting the welfare of farmers across the country.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Feb 18, 2022 13:46:52 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2022 18:13:45 GMT -5
Damian Priest and THE DAMIAN SIDE
Damian Priest was the only one who could see the Damian Side. It was a side of him that no one else could see, a dark side that consumed him. It was a side that made him do things he would never do on the regular, a side that made him do things he would never want to remember. It was a side that made him hurt people he loved, a side that made him do things he would never want to admit to. But it was a side of him that was also the only thing that made him feel alive.
Kurt Angle and cracking the case
Kurt Angle had always been a detective at heart. He loved to crack cases and figure out the puzzles. His colleagues at the police department joked that he should have been a detective instead of a wrestler. But Kurt didn't care. He loved solving mysteries and getting to the bottom of things. One day, Kurt was assigned to investigate a series of murders that were happening in the city. The victims were all wrestlers, and it seemed as if the killer was targeting them. Kurt was determined to solve the case and put the killer behind bars.
Sid and forgetting his scissors
Sid had a lot of things to remember, but his scissors were always one of the last things to come to mind. He would often forget where he had put them, or worse, he would forget how to use them.
Marty Jannetty and getting fired again
Marty Jannetty was getting fired again. It was the third time this month, and the tenth time this year. He'd been with the same company for over a year, but it seemed that no matter how hard he tried, he was always getting fired. He was sure that it was his fault, but he couldn't figure out what he was doing wrong.
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Post by bob on Feb 18, 2022 21:29:52 GMT -5
Chris Jericho and Lucy the dog
Chris Jericho was a wrestler who was known for his high-flying moves and his hardcore matches. He was also known for his controversial comments and his demanding attitude. Lucy the dog was a rescue dog who had a lot of energy and a big personality. She was always up for a game of fetch or a run around the block.
Sami Zayn and Tommy Wiseau
Tommy Wiseau is one of the most polarizing film directors of all time. His films, "The Room" and "The Disaster Artist", are cult classics for a reason. Wiseau is an enigmatic figure, known for his bizarre behavior and striking resemblance to Johnny Depp. His newest film, "The Hateful Eight", is set to be released this winter, and is sure to once again stir up controversy.
and once more because it completely ignored Sami
If there's one thing that Tommy Wiseau knows how to do, it's make a bad movie. And that's exactly what he did with "The Room," a film so bad, it's become a cult classic. But while Wiseau's latest effort is a trainwreck, Sami Zayn is a phenomenon. The former WWE superstar is now a global icon, and his star is only rising. Both Wiseau and Zayn are outsiders who have made it big despite their lack of formal training. And while their stories are different, they share one common theme: the power of perseverance.
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Post by bob on Feb 18, 2022 21:48:23 GMT -5
Ric Flair and brittle skin
Ric Flair had a reputation for having a brittle skin. He could be a real jerk to people who crossed him, and he wasn't afraid to show it. But even though he could be tough, there was something about Ric Flair that made people want to please him.
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Post by Hypnosis on Feb 18, 2022 22:33:57 GMT -5
Austin and Colten Gunn/Ass Boys:
Austin and Colten Gunn grew up together in a small town in Oklahoma. They were always close and spent every day together, playing in the park or shooting hoops in the driveway. When they turned eighteen, they both left to pursue their dreams of being rock stars. Colten went to Los Angeles and Austin stayed in Oklahoma, but they still kept in touch. When Austin got a call from Colten asking if he would come out to see him in L.A., he couldn't say no. When he arrived, he found out that Colten had started a band called Ass Boys. He was so proud of him and was happy to be a part of the band.
Jim Ross and BBQ Sauce:
Jim Ross was known for calling matches during the Monday Night Football era, and for his trademark "Y'all better watch out" catchphrase. He also famously created the BBQ sauce that is now a staple at many American BBQ restaurants.
Sabu and Brian Kendrick Embarrassment:
It was Sabu's favorite day of the year. December 1st. He loved the holiday season, loved the way the shops decorated for the season, loved the way the townspeople were so friendly. Sabu loved everything about December 1st. But this year, something was different. Brian Kendrick was in town. Sabu had never seen Brian so embarrassed. He was walking around town like a little kid, not knowing what to do with himself. Sabu couldn't help but tease him, calling him Brian the Bumbling Bomber. It was too much for Brian, and he finally just broke down in tears in the middle of the street. Sabu felt bad for him, and he went over to comfort him.
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Post by bob on Feb 18, 2022 22:51:57 GMT -5
Paul Bearer and tooth brush
Paul Bearer was known for his tooth brush. It was said that he could brush his teeth so fast that he could make a beam of light shoot out of his toothbrush. Many people believed that he had some sort of magical power and that the tooth brush was actually a part of his body.
pine and Danhausen
The pine trees were a sight to see, standing tall and proud in the forest. They were a symbol of strength and stability, and their needles were a bright green. Danhausen loved the way they looked, and he especially loved the way they smelled.
Adam Cole and baby
Adam Cole had always been a competitive person. When it came to sports, he was the best at anything he tried. He was the captain of the varsity soccer team and the starting quarterback on the football team. He was always the one in the front row, cheering for his team. He was also the captain of the debate team and was sure he would be the next president of the school. But there was one thing Adam was not good at: babies. He had always been afraid of them, and he was even more afraid of being a father. But when he met the beautiful and caring Allison, he knew he had to change his ways. Allison was pregnant, and Adam was determined to be the best father he could be.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Feb 18, 2022 23:55:17 GMT -5
Danhausen/Swearing
The family of Danhausen had always been strict about their language. They never swore, and they always tried to keep their children from swearing, too. But when their youngest, Tommy, was just starting to learn to swear, he started experimenting. He would say things that he knew his parents wouldn't like, but he was young and rebellious, and he enjoyed testing them. One day, Tommy swore at his little sister. His parents were so upset that Tommy had sworn at his sister that they grounded him for a week. Tommy was embarrassed, but he also realized that he liked swearing.
Finlay/Shillelagh
Finlay looked down at the shillelagh that lay in his hand, its wood smooth and shining under the light of the setting sun. He had always been fascinated by the story of Shillelagh, the Celtic god of war, and the weapon had always held a special place in his heart. Now, as he looked at it, he felt a sense of peace and calm wash over him, as if the shillelagh were a part of him, something that had always been there waiting for him.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2022 2:14:00 GMT -5
Tony Khan and smoking weed
Tony Khan was enjoying a peaceful evening smoking weed in his backyard when he heard a loud noise coming from his neighbor's house. He assumed they were just having a party until he saw a bright light and then everything went black.
CM Punk and his diet soda
CM Punk was always a rebel. When he was young, he refused to wear a dress to school, and when his parents tried to force him into one, he ran away. Punk's diet soda preference was also frowned upon by his parents. They thought that he was wasting his money on something that wasn't nutritious. Punk was determined to prove them wrong, and he did. He became a successful professional wrestler, and he's even managed to maintain his diet soda habit throughout his career.
Malakai Black and his 666 cats
Though he never spoke of it, everyone in the small town knew that Malakai Black, the eccentric cat lover, had 666 cats. Some said it was because he was a witch, others said it was because he was a devil. No one really knew for sure, but everyone knew that Malakai was strange.
Aleister Black and moody
In the dark of night, Aleister Black steps out of the shadows and into the life of a new student at the prestigious Oxford University. He's new, and different, and definitely not the average student. But Aleister is nothing if not ambitious, and he's determined to make a name for himself on campus. Aleister quickly becomes known as the moody kid, always seeming to be in a dark mood. He doesn't really socialize with anyone, preferring to spend his time in the library or alone in his room. But even Aleister can't keep his dark secrets forever. One day, he's caught in the act of summoning a demon, and he's immediately expelled from Oxford. Back in the shadows, Aleister revels in his newfound freedom. He can finally do whatever he wants, and he's not afraid to show it. He's gained a reputation as one of the most dangerous mages in the world, and he's not about to let anyone stop him from achieving his goals.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Feb 19, 2022 10:10:50 GMT -5
Finn Balor and Top Rope
NXT and ITS LIKE THAT
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Post by bob on Feb 19, 2022 18:58:57 GMT -5
Jim Cornette and yelling at clouds
Jim Cornette never could resist a good fight, and when he was young, he would often yell at the clouds, hoping they would listen and give him a good rainstorm. He always thought it was funny how the clouds would never listen, but it just made him more determined to yell at them.
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Post by tagteammatchplaya on Feb 19, 2022 21:08:43 GMT -5
Happy Corbin and Happy Meal
Corbin was always a happy child. He loved to smile and laugh, and he never stopped being happy even when he was struggling. One day, when Corbin was just entering kindergarten, his teacher told the class about a special program at the school where children could get a free Happy Meal if they brought in a certificate proving they were happy. From then on, Corbin was always looking for ways to make himself happy. He would get his certificate every day and bring it to school, and he would even ask his parents for free Happy Meals when he got home from school. Corbin's happiness was infectious, and soon the whole family was happy too.
Carlito and Broccoli
When Carlito was younger, he was always the one who got picked on. No one wanted to play with him, and he didn't have any friends. But then one day, he met a broccoli. The broccoli was different from all the other vegetables that Carlito had grown up with. It was tall and green, and it had a strong flavor that made Carlito want to eat it. From then on, Carlito became determined to be the best at everything. He started practicing martial arts, and then he started boxing. He was determined to become the number one fighter in the world. And eventually, he did.
The Undertaker and Toilet
The Undertaker was known for his dark, brooding personality and his ability to bury his opponents alive. One day, he was challenged to a match by a wrestler known as Toilet. The Undertaker accepted, but warned Toilet that he would end his career if he lost. The match was a grueling contest, but eventually the Undertaker emerged victorious.
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Post by bob on Feb 19, 2022 22:26:27 GMT -5
Carlito and apples
Carlito was always a troublemaker. He was always looking for a fight, and he loved nothing more than taking down other boys. But things changed when he started working at the apple farm. There, he met the sweetest girl in the world, Apple. She was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen, and he quickly fell in love with her. Carlito never guessed that Apple felt the same way about him.
Curry Man and Christopher Daniels
Christopher Daniels was known as the Curry Man. He was a popular street vendor in the city of Philadelphia, selling his famous spicy Indian cuisine to anyone who would buy it. Daniels was a friendly and outgoing man, and his customers loved being able to buy his food by the can or bowl.
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