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Post by DSR on Feb 20, 2022 2:51:41 GMT -5
Kevin Nash and Fire Island
Kevin Nash was a legend on the wrestling circuit and was always one step ahead of the competition. He was known for his high-flying maneuvers and his blazing firebrand personality. Nash traveled to Fire Island to relax and clear his head, but he quickly realized that the island was a magnet for trouble. Nash was harassed by locals who wanted to test his legendary strength and agility. Nash was eventually forced to defend himself against the island's thugs and he emerged victorious, setting an example for the other tourists to follow.
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Post by tagteammatchplaya on Feb 20, 2022 11:51:53 GMT -5
Madcap Moss and Jokes
In the madcap world of Moss, anything is possible. Jokes are a big part of life, and everyone tells them, even the grumpy old moss giants. One day, a moss giant named Grumpy heard a very funny joke and couldn't stop laughing. He laughed so hard, he fell over!
Riddick Moss and Caprisun
Riddick Moss was born on the streets of Butcher Bay, a desolate planet where life is a fight for survival. But Riddick was different. He was the son of a Butcher, and he had a talent for survival. When Riddick was just a boy, he ran away from Butcher Bay and found himself on Caprisun, a planet ruled by a cruel emperor. Riddick made a name for himself as a hunter and hunter-gatherer on Caprisun, and eventually he became the most feared man on the planet. But Riddick never forgot his roots. He always kept his eyes open for a chance to return to Butcher Bay and help his people.
Brodus Clay and Calling His Momma
Brodus Clay stood in the middle of the ring, waiting for his opponent. He surveyed the crowd, looking for his mother, but she was nowhere to be found. He had always been close with his mother, and he missed her more than he could say. He had called her earlier that day, but her phone had just been turned off. He was worried about her, but he knew she was tough. She would be okay. The bell rang, and the fight began. Brodus Clay fought with all he had, but he was no match for his opponent. He was knocked down in the first round, and he knew it was all over. He looked up as his mother came down the aisle to the ring. She had always been a strong woman, and she had never given up on him. She hugged him tightly, and he knew he was safe now.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Feb 20, 2022 14:38:17 GMT -5
Bobby Heenan/Weasel Suits
Bobby Heenan was a professional wrestler and commentator who was known for his wit and sharp insults. Heenan's trademark was wearing a weasel suit, which he often used to sneak up on opponents and ambush them.
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Post by tagteammatchplaya on Feb 21, 2022 19:13:19 GMT -5
Cody Rhodes and Roads
Cody Rhodes had always been an outsider. He had always been different from the other kids at school, and he had always been different from the other boys on the road. Cody had always known that he was different, but he had never known why. He didn't know what it was that made him special. until one day, he found out. Cody found out that he was a road Warrior.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Feb 21, 2022 19:49:58 GMT -5
Orange Cassidy and Boredom:
Orange Cassidy was bored. He was bored of his life, bored of the people he knew, and bored of the things he did. He was bored of everything. Cassidy decided to do something he had never done before. He decided to go on a walk.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Feb 21, 2022 23:33:55 GMT -5
Scarlett Bordeaux & Nude Beach
Scarlett was walking on the beach when she saw a man in a bathing suit. She was fascinated by the way he looked and felt and decided to take a picture of him.
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Post by bob on Feb 22, 2022 21:44:40 GMT -5
Issaac Yankem DDS and teeth
Issaac Yankem DDS was a small, independent dental practice that was known for its high-quality dental work. But on a recent Saturday, the business was raided by the police. They found evidence that the practice was charging patients too much for dental work, and they were also investigating whether the practice was cheating patients on their teeth tests.
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Post by Hypnosis on Feb 22, 2022 22:46:49 GMT -5
Jerry Lawler and kissing Bret Hart's foot:
Jerry Lawler was the life and soul of the Wrestling Federation. No one knew what it was like to be without him. Bret Hart, the then-national wrestler, was one of the few people who knew. The two had a deep and abiding friendship that spanned more than 10 years. On one occasion, Bret asked Jerry if he wanted to kiss his foot. Jerry couldn't help but be touched by the offer, and they kissed each other's feet.
Nikkita Lyons and Groupie:
Nikkita Lyons was the life of any groupie. She was always up for a good time, and would often find herself at the clubs and bars with her friends. She loved nothing more than getting close to people, and she loved the feeling of being in a group. She was always drawn to the strong, independent women, and was always eager to make new friends.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Feb 23, 2022 1:26:25 GMT -5
Dominic Mysterio and The actual worst
Ivar and Demi from The Bachlorette
Nattie and Pot Brownies
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2022 9:55:09 GMT -5
Vince McMahon and not knowing what a burrito is
Vince McMahon was shaking his head as he walked into the Back Room of the World Wrestling Federation. He had been working on a new project for weeks and he was not happy with the results. "What is this?" He asked himself, as he looked at the unfinished product. "It's a burrito," McMahon thought to himself, "I've been eating them for years now and I still don't know what they are."
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Post by FHgrad99 on Feb 24, 2022 8:38:21 GMT -5
I put in Vince Russo and Swerves but it didn't come back with anything that involved a swerve but the story it came up with was funny enough to post.
After months of planning, Vince Russo and his team had set their sights on taking down The New York Times. With the help of old friend and business partner, the late Bob Hope, they had everything they needed to pull off the perfect job. But on that fateful day in October, everything changed when an unexpected caller terminated their call. Just as they were about to publish their first article targeting The New York Times, the unthinkable happened- their biggest client, the late Bob Hope, died. Since then, the team has been struggling to find a new source of revenue. Vince has even contemplated quitting the business entirely, but with the help of old friend and business partner, the late Bob Hope, he's determined to continue the fight.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2022 1:32:12 GMT -5
Finn Balor and falling off the top rope Finn Balor was known for being one of the best wrestlers in the world. He was one of the few people who could do things on the ground and in the air that no one else could. He was the best. But one day, he fell off the top rope and died.
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Post by Hypnosis on Feb 25, 2022 12:12:08 GMT -5
Malakai Black and Shovel:
Malakai Black had long forgotten the time when he had to shovel snow from his family's house. He had stopped shoveling after he had become a father, and the thought of it now made his heart ache. But now, he couldn't stop thinking about it. He had never shoveled so much snow, and it was all over the ground. He had to shovel it all the way to the house, and then he had to clean it up. It was so tedious, and he was so tired.
Claudio Castagnoli and Eddie Kingston:
Claudio Castagnoli was a criminal mastermind. He was known for his creative and innovative crimes, and for his ruthless tactics. But even Castagnoli had to face competition from Eddie Kingston, a streetwise and enterprising criminal. Castagnoli and Kingston had a rivalry that went back years. Their crimes were usually committed in unison, but sometimes they would cross paths with each other. Kingston was always a threat, no matter how small the crime. But even if Kingston couldn't beat Castagnoli at his own game, he could always outsmart him. He was shrewd and quick-witted, and he had a knack for outsmarting his opponents. One day, Castagnoli was out of ideas for a new crime. He needed a new plan, and he needed someone to help him develop it. He turned to Kingston, and said, "I need you to help me get a new idea." Kingston was hesitant at first, but Castagnoli was persistent. He showed Kingston how to develop a new plan, and then he gave him the go-ahead. Kingston was excited to help Castagnoli, and he was able to outsmart him
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2022 20:32:39 GMT -5
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Post by FHgrad99 on Feb 26, 2022 7:46:10 GMT -5
Matt Hardy/Chair of Wheels
As Matt Hardy stepped into the large, dark room, his stomach churned. It had been a long time since he'd been in this particular building, and he couldn't help but remember the night he won the World Heavyweight Championship from Brock Lesnar. It was a night that will live in infamy, and Matt Hardy couldn't help but feel like a winner. But as he walked up to the chair of Wheels, all he could think of was the money that was going to be put in his account. It felt like a dream, and for a moment, Matt Hardy was content to just exist in this moment. But then, the door opened, and Hardy's manager, James Ellsworth, walked in. "Hey Matt, I saw that you're here," Ellsworth said. "I'm here, what's up?" "I've been hearing that you're looking for a new manager." "I don't know, what do you think?" "I think it's time for you to find someone that can help you succeed. Someone who can help you get back to the level you were at before Brock Lesnar came into your life." "
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2022 14:30:16 GMT -5
Shawn Stasiak and Planet Stasiak
Planet Stasiak was a harsh place. The atmosphere was poisoned by the radioactive dust that constantly whipped across the surface. The only thing that helped to make life bearable was the sporadic rain, which turned the dirt into a slimy mess that was easy to grip. Shawn Stasiak, though, found solace in the dark. He spent his days exploring the dark and intricate tunnels that led to the never ending subterranean chambers. The rain never came, and the dark always felt warm and inviting.
Shotzi and her enemy Robert Stone
Shotzi was not the type of person to back down from a fight, even if her enemy was a powerful man. She had faced down many enemies in her life, and she was not afraid of Robert Stone, the man who had seeked to destroy her.
Carmella and being obsessed with Rhea
Carmella had always been fascinated by Rhea. She would watch her from afar, studying her every move, her every breath. She would even go as far as to build a model of her out of clay, watching as she breathed life into it.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2022 18:46:42 GMT -5
Mark Calaway and snakeskin pants Mark Calaway had always been fascinated by snakeskin pants. He would watch them in the store, and the way they clung to the bodies of the women was something that he could never resist. One day, he decided to buy some. When he got home, he put them on and started to walk around the house. He had never felt so alive before. He felt like he could do anything. The next day, he went to the store and saw the same woman buying some snakeskin pants. He walked up to her and said, "I want to buy some, too." She looked at him and then away. "No, you don't," she said. "You can't buy them." Mark was confused, but he decided to take her advice. He went home and put the pants on, but they didn't fit. He tried them on again and this time they fit perfectly. He was so happy that he decided to buy them all. He was sure that he would never want to go back to living without them.
Austin Aries and being really short As Austin Aries walked down the street, he couldn't help but notice the stares and whispers. He was being really short. It was starting to irritate him.
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Post by bob on Mar 3, 2022 8:15:38 GMT -5
Tony Khan and Ring of Honor
Tony Khan had always been a popular wrestler in Ring of Honor. He was known for his fast, powerful matches and his bright personality. But last year, something changed within the company. Khan's character was changed, and he was given a new gimmick called "The Mask Maker". The gimmick was a sadomasochistic take on the character of The Masked Man from the Marvel Comics series. It was a change that made Khan a popular favorite, but it also put him in danger.
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 3, 2022 8:28:13 GMT -5
Chris Jericho and Doink the Clown
Chris Jericho had always been a unique person. He was always up for a good time, even if it meant getting into some mischief. That was until recently. Increasingly, Chris seemed to be turning into Doink the Clown. He had started making noise in the locker room, throwing fits and acting out. Everybody was starting to get concerned.
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Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Mar 3, 2022 9:59:51 GMT -5
Tony Khan and Magic Powder
Tony Khan had always loved the magic of the powder. He would take it from the old men who would sell it to the kids in the street, or from the ladies who would give it to him in trade. He would sprinkle it on his hands and then use it to make things happen. He would make people see things that they never would have believed possible. Tony would be known as the magic powder man.
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