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Post by greyfmdan on Feb 9, 2022 17:26:09 GMT -5
As an IBS sufferer, I suppose I will never work a high-ranking job for Vince McMahon.
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Post by msc on Feb 9, 2022 17:33:13 GMT -5
I've got this as lyrics in my mind now to Shake Your Head by Was Not Was.
You can't poop on Vince's private jet, You can't recite the 'E's alphabet...
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Post by tagteammatchplaya on Feb 9, 2022 17:41:24 GMT -5
Man, They won't release Ali, So now he's trying every way of getting released
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Post by ChitownKnight on Feb 9, 2022 17:52:46 GMT -5
Man 2022 has been an awesome year for news lmao
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Post by The Rick Jericho on Feb 9, 2022 18:35:24 GMT -5
It could be worse.
Freddie could've got fingered....
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Feb 9, 2022 18:53:06 GMT -5
Vince has problems, what if the person had to use it or shit their pants? Would he tell them to just shit in their pants? Gotta keep the bathroom looking pristine, pal.
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Post by Mecca on Feb 9, 2022 18:59:25 GMT -5
It could be worse. Freddie could've got fingered.... Good thing he wasn't on the plane ride from hell.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Feb 9, 2022 19:06:52 GMT -5
Some days the WWE forum is a wrestler turns our to be a Holocaust denier
Some days the WWE forum is no poops because Vince gets mad
Some days that's the same day
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Feb 9, 2022 19:17:12 GMT -5
Man, They won't release Ali, So now he's trying every way of getting released
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Post by schizo on Feb 9, 2022 19:36:51 GMT -5
It could be worse. Freddie could've got fingered.... Maybe he asked Vince “Daddy would you like some sausage?”
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Post by jason1980s on Feb 9, 2022 19:45:33 GMT -5
Have there every been any stories about Vince and belching/burping? That's about the last 'funny' body function left on the list Todd Pettingill tells a story of, on his first day or job interview, he was in a stall next to someone stinking up the bathroom. He told them to light a match and it turned out to be Vince and he thought Todd's comment was funny.
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Post by Feyrhausen on Feb 9, 2022 19:49:17 GMT -5
Isnt it common practice not to shit on tour buses and the like? I would assume this is the same thing.
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Post by fg on Feb 9, 2022 22:31:23 GMT -5
Man, They won't release Ali, So now he's trying every way of getting released (Ali is in a car outside of WWE HQ and has a rope tied to his car and on the other end of the rope is a WWE Championship.) Ali (into loudspeaker): “ATTENTION MCMAHON AND KHAN AND OTHER FRONT OFFICE MORONS, YOUR TITLES MEAN NOTHING. THEY ALL STINK. THIS IS MUSTAFA ALI. I FEAR NO REPRAISSAL. EXTENSION 5-1-7-0.”
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Feb 9, 2022 23:22:10 GMT -5
STORY TIME!
Back in the day, The Big Show used to poop in Vince's private bathrooms and then leave it there without flushing. It didn't take long for Vince to figure out who the culprit was, considering how massive the doodoo was. Fast forward a little bit and Big Show is being booked to wrestle The Great Khali on house shows. After a couple of these Big Show's confused as to why he's wrestling Khali (as it's a pain in the ass to wrestle him, especially on a daily basis) so he asks Vince "Hey Vince I get the whole giant vs giant thing but are we like going to India or something? Where's this heading?" And Vince replies "ARE YOU GONNA QUIT SHITTING IN MY TOILET?" To which Big Show said "Oh...yes sir!" and Vince changed the card back to what it was.
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Post by Abadebe on Feb 9, 2022 23:26:02 GMT -5
Isnt it common practice not to shit on tour buses and the like? I would assume this is the same thing. You're probably right, but this ruins the "Vince is a crazy person" narrative so don't expect much attention.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2022 23:35:50 GMT -5
Isnt it common practice not to shit on tour buses and the like? I would assume this is the same thing. Yeah especially if it was the Boss' private plane...I would imagine that the private plane was not used for extremely long trips so it very well could have been ground rules that were set...I am still on the side of Vince was messing with people though as I find that funnier
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Feb 9, 2022 23:43:18 GMT -5
Isnt it common practice not to shit on tour buses and the like? I would assume this is the same thing. You're probably right, but this ruins the "Vince is a crazy person" narrative so don't expect much attention. Even if we take it at the face value of 'you don't poop on private jets as a rule', having Michael Hayes going around interrogating people and taking this with the utmost seriousness still makes Vince a crazy person.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Feb 10, 2022 0:20:34 GMT -5
Guys... I wanna take a dump on Vince's plane so bad right now.
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Post by Sparvid on Feb 10, 2022 1:37:23 GMT -5
"And you can't poop on the plane! I won't allow it!"
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 10, 2022 4:34:04 GMT -5
Isnt it common practice not to shit on tour buses and the like? I would assume this is the same thing. Yeah especially if it was the Boss' private plane...I would imagine that the private plane was not used for extremely long trips so it very well could have been ground rules that were set...I am still on the side of Vince was messing with people though as I find that funnier You also don't shit in the dressing room. Not sure wrestler's can follow that rule, they can't exactly go out to the public ones, but yeah, if you're in a dressing room for hockey, no shitting in the dressing room.
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