Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 11, 2022 14:25:36 GMT -5
Dear friends, it is with great sadness and with a heavy heart that I come bearing this abhorrent news: Hallmark Channel has cancelled the Kitten Bowl.
They decided that 67 new Christmas movies starring a mix of the same dozen people with 4 total plotlines were more vital to their network survival than having 2 hours of fuzzy wuzzy kitty cats playing with lazers in a pretend football game.
Heartless bastards.
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Post by Cyno on Feb 11, 2022 14:35:00 GMT -5
The kittens were all rescues from animal shelters too. The Kitten Bowl went a long way to getting a lot of them adopted.
Assholes.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2022 14:35:46 GMT -5
Dick move Hallmark dick move.
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Feb 11, 2022 14:38:21 GMT -5
Shit, I bet so much money on the game this year!
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Post by wildojinx on Feb 11, 2022 14:43:22 GMT -5
Does the Puppy Bowl still have the Kitten halftime show at least?
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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 11, 2022 14:50:28 GMT -5
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 11, 2022 14:51:02 GMT -5
Does the Puppy Bowl still have the Kitten halftime show at least? Yes |
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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 11, 2022 14:51:25 GMT -5
Dear friends, it is with great sadness and with a heavy heart that I come bearing this abhorrent news: Hallmark Channel has cancelled the Kitten Bowl. They decided that 67 new Christmas movies starring a mix of the same dozen people with 4 total plotlines were more vital to their network survival than having 2 hours of fuzzy wuzzy kitty cats playing with lazers in a pretend football game. Heartless bastards. I offer this in solace: |
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Feb 11, 2022 15:36:29 GMT -5
The good news is that it’ll be back next year, albeit with a different name and on a different channel. It’s coming to GAC Family as the Great American Rescue Bowl. variety.com/2022/tv/news/kitten-bowl-moves-to-gac-media-hallmark-1235178306/amp/For those who are wondering, “what the heck is GAC Family?” it’s the rebranded Great American Country channel now owned by, coincidentally, the former CEO of Hallmark Channel parent company Crown Media. He also bought the former Ride TV and renamed it GAC Living. |
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Post by Terry McConkey on Feb 11, 2022 16:01:53 GMT -5
This sucks. I don't care for the puppy bowl but then again, cats are more of my jam.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 11, 2022 16:08:11 GMT -5
To add insult to injury, the kittens that were going to be participating will now instead be eaten by Melissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2022 16:39:32 GMT -5
To add insult to injury, the kittens that were going to be participating will now instead be eaten by Melissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez Even Salem. Clarissa eats it all. |
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Feb 11, 2022 17:07:18 GMT -5
*Say Something I Won't Give Up on You starts playing*
"They ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you are fine, but you're not really fine."
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