schma
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Post by schma on Feb 26, 2022 10:40:49 GMT -5
What?? I have no idea what this is supposed to mean or convey in any way It is a reference to how many people will react to non-traditional couples being portrayed in media. "I'm OK with gay people, but not when they flaunt it in my face." Or even their reaction in real life where they 'have no problem with gay people' as long as they don't do anything romantic in public.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2022 10:55:55 GMT -5
I love cracking jokes about it with the rest of you, but I'm not actually going to watch this. Give me Seth & Becky instead. Seth does not break kayfabe, is constantly planning dastardly deeds on his child’s daycare provider and friends until Becky, in her role as a stereotypical Irish housewife, waffles him with a frying pan at the end of every episode. Principal: "Mr. Rollins, the reason I asked you to come in today is because Roux threatened to rip out one of her classmates' eyes." Seth:
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Post by Chiral on Feb 28, 2022 15:34:43 GMT -5
WHO'S WATCHING LET'S GO
-15 seconds in and they're talking about sex (shocking I know) -the reality show drama is "is Carmella cool with moving" -you see you can't have closet space in the city and Mella does not approve -now Carmella wants a bigger closet -then they look at houses and Carmella jokes about banging Santa -they talk about having sex in every room of every house they look at in front of the realtors -they find a house they like but it's too small and that's episode 1
wait is this just all out immediately there's 4 episodes oh dear did they split an hour long pilot that USA/Peacock didn't pick up into 4 vids?
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Post by Zombie Mod on Feb 28, 2022 15:38:49 GMT -5
this is going to haunt my suggested youtube videos more than that simon gotch enzo video isnt it?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2022 15:39:01 GMT -5
WHO'S WATCHING LET'S GO -15 seconds in and they're talking about sex (shocking I know) -the reality show drama is "is Carmella cool with moving" -you see you can't have closet space in the city and Mella does not approve -now Carmella wants a bigger closet -then they look at houses and Carmella jokes about banging Santa -they talk about having sex in every room of every house they look at in front of the realtors -they find a house they like but it's too small and that's episode 1 wait is this just all out immediately there's 4 episodes oh dear did they split an hour long pilot that USA/Peacock didn't pick up into 4 vids? Thank you for your service, my friend.
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Post by Chiral on Feb 28, 2022 15:44:56 GMT -5
-Corey breaks Carmella's belt -OH THEIR DOG IS REALLY CUTE that's the highlight so far -This isn't full sitcom style like Miz and Mrs. (which legit is really more of a family sitcom than a reality show and that's entirely for its benefit); this has more that Rhodes to the Top vibe where it's just kinda...yep it's them hanging out, it has the reality show structure of like "here's a problem, they talk about the problem, come to an understanding." While Miz and Mrs. is like "Miz feels neglected by his dad so he takes him to a swan boat racing contest, in the b-plot Maryse stumbles into a brony convention" sitcom format. -now the box of sex toys and a cheese grater hath fallen over, exposing the tawdry objects to their friend or the mover or whoever that is -Corey apologizes, that's episode 2
WAIT THAT'S IT SO FAR there's gotta be more right?!?! was it a half hour pilot they just chucked on here?! they wouldn't promote this so much just to randomly upload 2 episodes and that's it right?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2022 15:58:06 GMT -5
Lol, this sounds even crappier than I thought it'd be. I almost want to watch it now.
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Feb 28, 2022 16:04:38 GMT -5
*watches first episode* Carmella: Did you s*** your own d*** in the shower? *stops video* ...That's enough for today.
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Post by edgestar on Feb 28, 2022 16:26:09 GMT -5
-Corey breaks Carmella's belt -OH THEIR DOG IS REALLY CUTE that's the highlight so far -This isn't full sitcom style like Miz and Mrs. (which legit is really more of a family sitcom than a reality show and that's entirely for its benefit); this has more that Rhodes to the Top vibe where it's just kinda...yep it's them hanging out, it has the reality show structure of like "here's a problem, they talk about the problem, come to an understanding." While Miz and Mrs. is like "Miz feels neglected by his dad so he takes him to a swan boat racing contest, in the b-plot Maryse stumbles into a brony convention" sitcom format. -now the box of sex toys and a cheese grater hath fallen over, exposing the tawdry objects to their friend or the mover or whoever that is -Corey apologizes, that's episode 2 WAIT THAT'S IT SO FAR there's gotta be more right?!?! was it a half hour pilot they just chucked on here?! they wouldn't promote this so much just to randomly upload 2 episodes and that's it right? Sex toys and a cheese grater. I wasn't hungry. But, you deserve a medal, or something. You're doing the work of saints.
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Post by edgestar on Feb 28, 2022 16:27:51 GMT -5
WHO'S WATCHING LET'S GO -15 seconds in and they're talking about sex (shocking I know) -the reality show drama is "is Carmella cool with moving" -you see you can't have closet space in the city and Mella does not approve -now Carmella wants a bigger closet -then they look at houses and Carmella jokes about banging Santa -they talk about having sex in every room of every house they look at in front of the realtors -they find a house they like but it's too small and that's episode 1 wait is this just all out immediately there's 4 episodes oh dear did they split an hour long pilot that USA/Peacock didn't pick up into 4 vids? Thank you for your service, my friend. Quality posy. I scream laughed. 🤣
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2022 16:33:57 GMT -5
2 minutes in. I wanna f***ing die.
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Post by edgestar on Feb 28, 2022 16:36:28 GMT -5
2 minutes in. I wanna f***ing die. So, turn off Venereal Disease: The Series, and stay with us!!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2022 16:39:47 GMT -5
Everyone after Chiral has braved literal hell watching this.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2022 16:41:23 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2022 17:07:45 GMT -5
Who knew Carmella was a fan for Fukigen Death. Carmella is a smart woman....partially she still dates Graves...so close to perfection.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2022 17:16:40 GMT -5
A few thoughts after watching that last episode:
-Carmella's a bit annoying, but it's at least in a fun Shotzi kind of way and not a Nattie on Total Divas way. So that's a positive. -Corey is kinda just... there, which for him is actually an improvement. -Corey and Carmella are one of the least sexy good looking couples I've ever seen. I think they're just trying too hard. 😂
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Post by I'm A Pop Sensation on Feb 28, 2022 17:33:42 GMT -5
Why does this make me want to off myself? I swear this needs to be what they air when someone is trying to torture someone making their eyes stretched out and everything. STOP IT! STOP IT! PLEASE I BEG YOU!!
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aguileraszn
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Post by aguileraszn on Feb 28, 2022 18:50:59 GMT -5
Praise 5000x to the brave soul who tortured his very being watching this, so we don not have to.
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on Feb 28, 2022 20:10:38 GMT -5
So... does Carmella have to pee during this?
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Post by agent817 on Mar 18, 2022 0:32:55 GMT -5
Praise 5000x to the brave soul who tortured his very being watching this, so we don not have to. Well, you can praise me for this. I actually watched five episodes of this and really... It's not as bad as one would expect. There was actually a lot less sex talk in the episodes than one would initially perceive. The first couple of episodes were about house-hunting. There was also one with Corey and Carmella going to the gym. Oh, and the most recent episode had Carmella's father (who was a jobber at one point as it was mentioned and footage was shown) appear at a party that the couple threw. It might not be everyone's cup of tea, but it's not that bad. Plus, the episodes are really short, like approximately 10 minutes long.
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