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Post by DiBiase is Good on Jan 29, 2007 14:03:18 GMT -5
We've done this before, but anyone know any lyrics that sound similar to the actual version?
I'll start the ball rolling "Tonight I Celebrate my love for you" will always be "Tonight I sellotape my glove on you".
I also had a friend who genuinely believed that the lyric "Strike a Pose" in Vogue was actually "Strike a post".
And my personal fave, in the song "I'll be there" by the Jackson 5. The actual lyric is "We must bring salvation back". My friend used to sing "We must bring starvation back". Yes love, that's what needs to make a comeback, starvation.
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Post by invaderdave on Jan 29, 2007 14:04:32 GMT -5
I still think the line from You Should Be Dancing (What'cha doing on your back) sounds more like "Chew it in your butt".
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 29, 2007 14:08:00 GMT -5
I used to think that "Secret Agent man" was 'Secret ASIAN Man"
Have a Bond-looking guy walk in wearing a tux, pulls off his face to reveal a Chinese man.
"HA HA, I fool you, I Asian!"
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Post by The"threadicidal"bristolspapa on Jan 29, 2007 14:09:47 GMT -5
"Whoa Nipsey Russell." as opposed to "Roam if you want to." I don't hear it in the song, but I've heard someone say it.
Can't remember who does this, but I thought the lyrics to this song were "I'm not talkin' 'bout the linens, and I don't want to waste your time. And When the cold wind blows..." The real lyric is "I'm not talkin about movin' in."
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 29, 2007 14:39:51 GMT -5
In Purple Haze, I'm sure I'm not the only one who has encountered people who are convinced Jimi says "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" instead of "Excuse me while I kiss they sky."
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Post by Doomrider on Jan 29, 2007 14:44:16 GMT -5
Seal's "Kiss From A Rose" song from Batman 3...never were sure if they said "Kiss From a Rose on the grave" or "on the gray"
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Jan 29, 2007 14:45:01 GMT -5
"Whoa Nipsey Russell." as opposed to "Roam if you want to." I don't hear it in the song, but I've heard someone say it. Can't remember who does this, but I thought the lyrics to this song were "I'm not talkin' 'bout the linens, and I don't want to waste your time. And When the cold wind blows..." The real lyric is "I'm not talkin about movin' in." Doesn't Samuel L Jackson sing the lyrics incorrectly in The Long Kiss Goodnight?
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jan 29, 2007 14:55:37 GMT -5
"Twenty, twenty, twenty four hours to gooooo" "I want a piece of date bread"
("I want to be sedated"? Man, I felt silly.)
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Post by Wolfpack Bitch on Jan 29, 2007 16:57:12 GMT -5
A group of us spent a weekend on a mountain in Georgia singing "Hold me close now Tony Danza" instead of Tiny Dancer.. Elton John I think
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 29, 2007 16:58:49 GMT -5
Guns N' Roses "You Could Be Mine"
What I heard-- "You can take the biggest sofa, but it's more than I can stand" Actual Lyrics-- "You can take the pity so far, but it's more than I can stand"
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Post by Tonto Goldstein on Jan 29, 2007 17:01:37 GMT -5
not trying to be a racist here, but I always thought that John Fogerty was singing "Beat a n****r, tap your feet" in the classic CCR song, and could never understand why they'd allow that to be played on the radio.
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Post by Franchise on Jan 29, 2007 17:08:03 GMT -5
In Purple Haze, I'm sure I'm not the only one who has encountered people who are convinced Jimi says "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" instead of "Excuse me while I kiss they sky." Yep. I'm with ya. EDIT: I also thought "I feel stupid and contagious" from Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" was "I'm a stupid angry teenager" for a while when I was younger.
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Post by Shy Guy on Jan 29, 2007 17:08:54 GMT -5
In Purple Haze, I'm sure I'm not the only one who has encountered people who are convinced Jimi says "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" instead of "Excuse me while I kiss they sky." my mom brings that up CONSTANTLY.
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Post by V3rtigo on Jan 29, 2007 17:10:29 GMT -5
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Post by Franchise on Jan 29, 2007 17:10:32 GMT -5
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Post by wrath on Jan 29, 2007 17:11:54 GMT -5
Pretty much any damn Falloutboy song. Dood needs to learn how to annunciate. Like that one song..
"We're goin' downtown in rah rah ree ree ruh"?? No idea what he's saying.
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Post by tommyvercetti on Jan 29, 2007 17:13:35 GMT -5
'Dont go out tonight, Its bound to take your life Theres a bathroom on the right"
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Ronnie Garvin, you idiot! I like steak, not soup, Ronnie Garvin!
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Post by Franchise on Jan 29, 2007 17:15:56 GMT -5
Pretty much any damn Falloutboy song. Dood needs to learn how to annunciate. Like that one song.. "We're goin' downtown in rah rah ree ree ruh"?? No idea what he's saying. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWSkvxulH-I
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Jan 29, 2007 17:25:04 GMT -5
In Weird Al's two songs, "Smells like Nirvana" and "Dare to be Stupid" it appears like he curses.
Nirvana:
What is heard: Boy, this oughta wax your parents. What is actually said: Boy, this oughta bug your parents.
Stupid:
What is heard: You can just give up the s-word. What is actually said: You can just give up the ship. (Funny side note: in the music video, he actually subtitles this part).
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Post by American Nightmare on Jan 29, 2007 17:40:45 GMT -5
i kno its misheard, but i swear the guy actually sings in "Blinded by the Light"
"revved up like a douche"
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