If Wrestlers Were Like Family Members

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Hulk Hogan: The grandpa who can’t really do much these days. On the surface his old faulty memory seems harmless enough, but keep conversation light. Otherwise he gets into casual racism WAY too easily.

Brock Lesnar: The divorced dad. He shows up, treats everyone to a great time, and is full of excitement. Yet, the second something better comes up he disappears like a thief in the night.

CM Punk: The opinionated son that will give everyone at Thanksgiving an earful if you don’t agree with him. He’s argumentative enough that you forget he’s not a teenager and is actually 43.

Anyone else got some?

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Scott Steiner: Narcissistic ex-husband who shows up in front of the house in his sports car and honks the horn until the kids come out for his weekend custody rights, then stands on the lawn and unintelligibly screams at his ex-wife because she got a hair cut and calls her a cow before getting back in his car and peeling out with the kids inside.

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Hulk Hogan - racist grandpa

Ric Flair - inappropriate grandpa

[Big BosskMan]

Arn Anderson: the cool Uncle who will let you sneak a cold beer from the fridge in the garage while he's minding the turkey deep fryer, but only on the condition that you keep an eye out for your Aunt while he slyly sips a bourbon, neat, despite having told his wife he'd behave this Thanksgiving.

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Apr 1, 2022 13:27:08 GMT -5 @therealoblivion said:

Hulk Hogan - racist grandpa

Ric Flair - inappropriate grandpa

Nursing Home Attendant: Mr. Flair put your penis away. You’re being inappropriate.

Flair: What? where am I? I’m old and confused.

This isn’t a joke. This is a glimpse five years into the future.

[I'm Team Bayley and Indi]

Dan Severn is the Uncle you wish you could grow a mustache like, but your facial hair could never quite get there

[tafkaga]

Paul Orndorff is your old fashioned ex military vet grampa who refuses to engage on any subject that isn't masculine. He never smiles or laughs, is utterly clueless about pop culture, and goes on uncomfortable tirades against "Brocko Bama" and the welfare state on Christmas morning while the kids are opening their gifts from Santa.

[Mid-Carder]

Darby Allin is the moody teenager who keeps his hoody up indoors and storms off during a board game because nobody understands him.

[sungod2020]

In recent years, Kevin Nash and Chris Jericho have been coming off as the "cool dad" type.

[SmashTV]

Harvey Wippleman is the obnoxious, irritating but self-unaware uncle that you try to avoid talking to at family gatherings.

[thegatewaydrug]

Keith Lee looks like the over-achieving older sibling who would say grace in iambic pentameter.

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AJ Styles: that cousin that you get along with for the most part as long as he doesn't start talking about his controversial opinions.

Chris Benoit: relative that the family pretends he doesn't exist, and when you ask why when you get older, you'll learn they had a good reason too.


Mick Foley: basically a quirky goofy dad who you learn was far more badass than expected.

[auph10imitated]

Sunny: Drunk Aunt
Mae Young: Drunk Grandma

[Heartbreaker]

Natalya: The really annoying drunk aunt with 50 cats.

Teddy Hart: The batshit insane uncle on meth with 100 cats.

[Cvslfc123]

Bret Hart- The uncle who's only just started coming back to family gatherings after falling out with your dad 25 years ago.

Stone Cold- The uncle who gets drunk and violent at every gathering.

[government mule]

Shane McMahon is the estranged half-brother that reappears every few years to borrow money from daddy for the latest hair-brained scheme that is guaranteed to make money.