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Post by sungod2020 on Apr 1, 2022 12:06:18 GMT -5
The rules are simple. You take any random two wrestlers from any promotion and any era and pair them up together. The poster right after you gives a kayfabe reason why they formed a tag team and then comes up with another pair of random guys. Lets begin...
David Sammartino and Dink.
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Post by Aceorton on Apr 1, 2022 13:23:17 GMT -5
Worked-shoot angle. David wants to spite his father, who has spoken out about what a circus the WWF is, so he vows to stain the Sammartino family name by winning the tag team titles with a midget circus clown.
Rick Rude and Maven.
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Post by sungod2020 on Apr 1, 2022 18:07:01 GMT -5
Rude wants to take Maven under his wing as a veteran-rookie relationship, as well as teaching him his swagger with the ladies.
The Rock and Bastion Booger.
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Post by genwrestling on Apr 1, 2022 20:29:18 GMT -5
The Rock takes notice on Bastion Booger's appearance and takes him to try and change his style, but becomes an effective pairing in-ring wise.
Shinsuke Nakamura and Chris Jericho
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
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I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 1, 2022 20:35:16 GMT -5
Shinsuke appreciates him. (Also they both like yelling "COME ON" during matches. You can call them the Come On Connection.) Stacy Keibler & Paige
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on Apr 2, 2022 0:12:01 GMT -5
Stacy is trying to teach Paige thinking she is new. Paige tries telling her she literally wrestled more of her life than Stacy, to which she's told "Whatever Rookie"
Iron Sheik & Arn Anderson.
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Post by oxbaker on Apr 2, 2022 4:18:03 GMT -5
Arn is used to old men screaming at clouds from all his years with Ole so he just chuckles at Iron Sheik’s rants and says, ‘oK, whatever, now here’s what we’re going to do in this match.’ Sheik respects Arn no-selling his rants and nods and gets down to business. A perfect arrangement.
Tommy Rich and the Undertaker.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 2, 2022 10:07:08 GMT -5
The year is 1993 and Paul Bearer is interviewing heel Doink the Clown at the Funeral Parlor. Doink is being insulting to Bearer and eventually sprays water in his eyes. This provokes Undertaker to grab Doink in a choke by the neck. Doink manages to get out he is going to get something much worse in his eyes now. A fireball flies out from out of camera view. Undertaker immediately starts grabbing his face. Jerry Lawler then appears and piledrives Paul Bearer.
The next week Bearer is in a neck brace and Taker is wearing that mask he would later use when Yokozuna crushed his face. Bearer challenges Doink and Lawler to a tag match. However Bearer is not a wrestler so Taker will team with someone from Lawler’s past. Doink and Lawler invade the Parlor and start fighting Taker who is holding his own. Just when it looks like the heels have Taker beat Tommy Rich runs onscreen to help Taker.
The stage is now set for Lawler/Doink vs. Taker and Tommy Rich.
Anyway here’s my random team:
Demolition Ax and Odyssey Jones
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Post by sungod2020 on Apr 2, 2022 11:00:33 GMT -5
The year is 1993 and Paul Bearer is interviewing heel Doink the Clown at the Funeral Parlor. Doink is being insulting to Bearer and eventually sprays water in his eyes. This provokes Undertaker to grab Doink in a choke by the neck. Doink manages to get out he is going to get something much worse in his eyes now. A fireball flies out from out of camera view. Undertaker immediately starts grabbing his face. Jerry Lawler then appears and piledrives Paul Bearer. The next week Bearer is in a neck brace and Taker is wearing that mask he would later use when Yokozuna crushed his face. Bearer challenges Doink and Lawler to a tag match. However Bearer is not a wrestler so Taker will team with someone from Lawler’s past. Doink and Lawler invade the Parlor and start fighting Taker who is holding his own. Just when it looks like the heels have Taker beat Tommy Rich runs onscreen to help Taker. The stage is now set for Lawler/Doink vs. Taker and Tommy Rich. Anyway here’s my random team: Demolition Ax and Odyssey Jones Many people may not know this, but before he got into wrestling, Bill Eadie was a High School football coach. After he retired, he went back into doing that(this part is kayfabe) and it was in Jones' High School where he learned to play football. Ax then came out of retirement and help mentor the man he taught football to. Also, Jones secretly has an BDSM fetish. Eddie Guerrero and Happy Humphrey.
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Post by Aceorton on Apr 10, 2022 17:55:59 GMT -5
Happy Humphrey really, REALLY loves Eddie's "lie, cheat, steal" mantra and wants to be a part of it. Eddie is skeptical at first but finally agrees to show him his sneaky ways. Unfortunately, there's been a misunderstanding, and Happy, who is older and hard of hearing, believes it's "lie, EAT, steal," with an enormous feast every time they con their way to a victory. Once they start winning matches, this starts to be a problem for Eddie, who is looking constantly sluggish, can't fit into his normal gear and cannot perform some of his signature moves anymore. He and Happy win the belts at SummerSlam when Happy uses a dirty trick he learned from Eddie. But they lose the belts the very next night on RAW because Eddie is still in a food coma from the all-night taco party Happy forced him to partake in, allowing him to be rolled up and pinned easily.
Fandango and George "The Animal" Steele.
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Post by sungod2020 on Apr 10, 2022 18:32:55 GMT -5
Steele wanted to learn to dance moves to impress Elizabeth.
Nick Bockwinkel and New Jack.
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Post by GodzillaIsMyMonster on Apr 10, 2022 19:05:24 GMT -5
Steele wanted to learn to dance moves to impress Elizabeth. Nick Bockwinkel and New Jack. Nick Bockwinkel tries to clean up New Jacks "thuggish" way. Jack respects him because Nick spit fire in the Wrestle Rock Rumble. Hulk Hogan & Kenta Kobashi.
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Post by oxbaker on Apr 10, 2022 19:11:06 GMT -5
Steele wanted to learn to dance moves to impress Elizabeth. Nick Bockwinkel and New Jack. Nick Bockwinkel tries to clean up New Jacks "thuggish" way. Jack respects him because Nick spit fire in the Wrestle Rock Rumble. Hulk Hogan & Kenta Kobashi. Duh. Two technicians who were massively over in Japan decide to invade Puerto Rico to take on the Colons and win their promotion in a Pure Rules match. Andre the Giant and Sky Low Low.
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Post by Aceorton on Apr 10, 2022 19:53:40 GMT -5
Andre beats Murdoch and Adonis in a handicap match for the titles. After the match, he feels something in his boot and takes it off, and discovers Sky Low Low was in there the whole time, so he gives him one of the belts. [/heenan]
Bad News Brown and Triple H.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 10, 2022 20:09:56 GMT -5
Andre beats Murdoch and Adonis in a handicap match for the titles. After the match, he feels something in his boot and takes it off, and discovers Sky Low Low was in there the whole time, so he gives him one of the belts. [/heenan] Bad News Brown and Triple H. In the build up to the King of the Ring 1997, the commentators hype up how HHH has never faced a wrestler with a background like Ahmed Johnson’s. Ahmed says that too if you can understand his promos. Anyway, to build anticipation for the show the semi-finalists are put in a tag match. The odd pair of Ahmed Johnson and Mankind come out. HHH then comes out, but Jerry Lawler, the other semi-finalist, is still just sitting on commentary. HHH then gets on the mic and tells Jerry he can stay seated right there. He’s giving him the night off from wrestling. Instead HHH has thought about what everybody has been saying. How HHH has never had an opponent like Ahmed Johnson. So he found someone who comes from tougher streets than even Ahmed. A guy who is real bad news. Bad News Brown comes out and the commentators make a big deal of it, but the crowd probably musters a mild, “WTF” response. As the match starts Brown immediately gives HHH a ghetto blaster. Brown storms out and trash talks to the camera about how a honky from Connecticut never should have trusted him. Lawler makes one of those wink at the camera jokes like, “Yeah Vince, you shouldn’t have trusted him.” Ahmed then picks up HHH and gives him a pearl river plunge. Ahmed pops up and starts yelling to the crowd when suddenly Mankind puts the mandible claw on his own partner. The ref has had enough and throws the match out as Ahmed kicks Mankind in the gut to get out of it and the two start to brawl. Better buy King of the Ring 1997 to see how the rest of this plays out! Anyway, Hakushi and Mason Ryan
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Post by oxbaker on Apr 10, 2022 20:25:35 GMT -5
Andre beats Murdoch and Adonis in a handicap match for the titles. After the match, he feels something in his boot and takes it off, and discovers Sky Low Low was in there the whole time, so he gives him one of the belts. [/heenan] Bad News Brown and Triple H. In the build up to the King of the Ring 1997, the commentators hype up how HHH has never faced a wrestler with a background like Ahmed Johnson’s. Ahmed says that too if you can understand his promos. Anyway, to build anticipation for the show the semi-finalists are put in a tag match. The odd pair of Ahmed Johnson and Mankind come out. HHH then comes out, but Jerry Lawler, the other semi-finalist, is still just sitting on commentary. HHH then gets on the mic and tells Jerry he can stay seated right there. He’s giving him the night off from wrestling. Instead HHH has thought about what everybody has been saying. How HHH has never had an opponent like Ahmed Johnson. So he found someone who comes from tougher streets than even Ahmed. A guy who is real bad news. Bad News Brown comes out and the commentators make a big deal of it, but the crowd probably musters a mild, “WTF” response. As the match starts Brown immediately gives HHH a ghetto blaster. Brown storms out and trash talks to the camera about how a honky from Connecticut never should have trusted him. Lawler makes one of those wink at the camera jokes like, “Yeah Vince, you shouldn’t have trusted him.” Ahmed then picks up HHH and gives him a pearl river plunge. Ahmed pops up and starts yelling to the crowd when suddenly Mankind puts the mandible claw on his own partner. The ref has had enough and throws the match out as Ahmed kicks Mankind in the gut to get out of it and the two start to brawl. Better buy King of the Ring 1997 to see how the rest of this plays out! Anyway, Hakushi and Mason Ryan Hakushi is a huge Guardians of the Galaxy fan, going back to reading the comic books as a Young Boy, and once spotted Mason Ryan at an Inoki Genome Federation show. The image stuck in his mind until he saw the GotG movie and is convinced the man he saw is playing Drax the Destroyer. He tracks down Ryan at a Cirque de Soleil show and offers over a huge contract to Ryan to become his tag team partner, never realizing he is not Dave Bautista. Ryan immediately signs and the binding 10-year deal is in force when Hakushi realizes his mistake … but he’s stuck with the contract so decides to make the best of it so they set off to AAA to compete as luchas. Mr. Kennedy (Kennedy) and El Dandy.
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Post by Hypnosis on Apr 10, 2022 21:39:20 GMT -5
In the build up to the King of the Ring 1997, the commentators hype up how HHH has never faced a wrestler with a background like Ahmed Johnson’s. Ahmed says that too if you can understand his promos. Anyway, to build anticipation for the show the semi-finalists are put in a tag match. The odd pair of Ahmed Johnson and Mankind come out. HHH then comes out, but Jerry Lawler, the other semi-finalist, is still just sitting on commentary. HHH then gets on the mic and tells Jerry he can stay seated right there. He’s giving him the night off from wrestling. Instead HHH has thought about what everybody has been saying. How HHH has never had an opponent like Ahmed Johnson. So he found someone who comes from tougher streets than even Ahmed. A guy who is real bad news. Bad News Brown comes out and the commentators make a big deal of it, but the crowd probably musters a mild, “WTF” response. As the match starts Brown immediately gives HHH a ghetto blaster. Brown storms out and trash talks to the camera about how a honky from Connecticut never should have trusted him. Lawler makes one of those wink at the camera jokes like, “Yeah Vince, you shouldn’t have trusted him.” Ahmed then picks up HHH and gives him a pearl river plunge. Ahmed pops up and starts yelling to the crowd when suddenly Mankind puts the mandible claw on his own partner. The ref has had enough and throws the match out as Ahmed kicks Mankind in the gut to get out of it and the two start to brawl. Better buy King of the Ring 1997 to see how the rest of this plays out! Anyway, Hakushi and Mason Ryan Hakushi is a huge Guardians of the Galaxy fan, going back to reading the comic books as a Young Boy, and once spotted Mason Ryan at an Inoki Genome Federation show. The image stuck in his mind until he saw the GotG movie and is convinced the man he saw is playing Drax the Destroyer. He tracks down Ryan at a Cirque de Soleil show and offers over a huge contract to Ryan to become his tag team partner, never realizing he is not Dave Bautista. Ryan immediately signs and the binding 10-year deal is in force when Hakushi realizes his mistake … but he’s stuck with the contract so decides to make the best of it so they set off to AAA to compete as luchas. Mr. Kennedy (Kennedy) and El Dandy. Kennedy shows up to the ring to do his introduction, then announces El Dandy as his new tag partner. Dandy does a ring introduction of himself in Spanish, which impresses Kennedy. Bret Hart is shown in the crowd with a tear in his eye. Abadon and Tiffany Stratton.
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Post by genwrestling on Apr 11, 2022 21:48:21 GMT -5
Stratton is scared off Abadon's antics and actions, but reluctantly but successfully tries to recruit her as a tag team upon seeing her in-ring prowess
Riddle and The Hurricane
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Apr 11, 2022 22:16:07 GMT -5
Matt Riddle is a huge boyband fan and upon stumbling upon the Hurricane's secret identity - 'Sugar' Shane Helms of 3 Count - he blackmails Helms to start a tag team, lest the secret gets out. True toxic fandom! What's up wit that? Anyway, Riddle christens himself 'Bro-Man' and somewhere, Robert Stone cries a single tear and pumps a single fist.
Next up: Max Caster and Dory Funk Jr.
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Post by ronnie2hotty on Apr 12, 2022 5:50:33 GMT -5
Max starts dropping censored F-bombs during his raps. The censorship is a beep with a picture of Dory's head over Max's mouth. After six weeks of this, Dory becomes an honorary member of the Acclaimed, complete with oversized gold chain.
Paul White and Malakai Black
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