You get one Austin Dream Match

[Beets by Schrute]

Vince and a Saudi Prince will throw lots of money for Austin to do one more bout. So who’s locking horns with him?

[Deleted]

Oh it has to be CM Punk. No question.

[Lizuka #BLM]

I'd probably pass on the offer even without the Saudi element honestly.

[Deleted]

Roman Reigns, duh!!!

Serious answer: CM Punk or (if I can only pick a WWE guy) Seth Rollins

[Cvslfc123]

Brock Lesnar- because it would mean for once he would have to use other moves that aren't German Suplexes.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Punk and Austin would bang out at least a three star match somehow even in present day at the rate Punk's wrestling. There's be bells and whistles, but they'd make it entertaining as hell and the buildup would probably be legendary

[rnrk supports BLM]

It's time to finally get that win back. Strap match against Savio Vega.

[Zen411]

I wouldn't want stone cold to go to Saudi. Bowing to them goes against his character. No thanks. If he does another which I hope doesn't happen it should be summerslam or mania.

[Matt]

Hogan if on this idea he won’t explode when Austin touches him.

[Super Duper Dragunov]

Anyone.

As long as he f***ing puts someone over.

And it doesn't end with him giving them a stunner and pouring beer on them anyway.

[whatamaneuver]

Recent years have shown how much you can work around serious limitations for single events. So at WrestleMania 39, I'd have a 'Mount Rushmore 4-Way Retirement Match'...

Ric Flair vs Hulk Hogan vs Steve Austin vs John Cena.

People will roll their eyes, but I'm totally serious. Best of the territories vs Best of the '80s vs Best of the '90s vs Best of the 21st century. Having four in there would cover up many of the obvious weaknesses and I wouldn't want anything complicated or even with any psychology really. Short match where everyone gets a couple of their classic spots before retiring for good.

- Flair chops all three, then low blows Austin and puts him in the Figure 4
- Figure 4 interrupted by Cena hitting the 5 knuckle shuffle on them both. As Flair gets up, Cena hits him with then flying shoulder block
- Cena celebrates straight into a Hogan punch and then bodyslam
- Austin then hits Hulk with a Thesz Press, but Hogan no sells it, hulks up and punches Austin three times
- Austin catches the third punch, spins Hogan around and hits him with a Stunner for the win

10 minutes for entrances, 3 minutes for the match, 2 minutes for post-match celebrations. It would get 1 star from Meltzer, but it would be a fun 15 minutes and a nice way to wrap up some amazing careers once and for all.

[Germansuplex]

Snitsky

[mcstoklasa]

Brock in a no holds barred Brawl around the arena (Austin 1999 ppv style) match so Steve doesn't have to get suplexed

[mcstoklasa]

Apr 4, 2022 7:26:56 GMT -5 Super Duper Dragunov said:

Anyone.

As long as he f***ing puts someone over.

And it doesn't end with him giving them a stunner and pouring beer on them anyway.

You're not moaning about him burying someone already?

[mcstoklasa]

Apr 4, 2022 8:52:59 GMT -5 whatamaneuver said:

Recent years have shown how much you can work around serious limitations for single events. So at WrestleMania 39, I'd have a 'Mount Rushmore 4-Way Retirement Match'...

Ric Flair vs Hulk Hogan vs Steve Austin vs John Cena.

People will roll their eyes, but I'm totally serious. Best of the territories vs Best of the '80s vs Best of the '90s vs Best of the 21st century. Having four in there would cover up many of the obvious weaknesses and I wouldn't want anything complicated or even with any psychology really. Short match where everyone gets a couple of their classic spots before retiring for good.

- Flair chops all three, then low blows Austin and puts him in the Figure 4
- Figure 4 interrupted by Cena hitting the 5 knuckle shuffle on them both. As Flair gets up, Cena hits him with then flying shoulder block
- Cena celebrates straight into a Hogan punch and then bodyslam
- Austin then hits Hulk with a Thesz Press, but Hogan no sells it, hulks up and punches Austin three times
- Austin catches the third punch, spins Hogan around and hits him with a Stunner for the win

10 minutes for entrances, 3 minutes for the match, 2 minutes for post-match celebrations. It would get 1 star from Meltzer, but it would be a fun 15 minutes and a nice way to wrap up some amazing careers once and for all.

I'm sorry man but Flair and Hogan are just way too old.

Austin is already too old, but he can make it work, the others are on a different level.

Hogan is totally immobile by this point. Flair looks like shit.

[salz4life]

Ted Arcidi

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

Apr 4, 2022 10:13:38 GMT -5 mcstoklasa said:

Apr 4, 2022 7:26:56 GMT -5 Super Duper Dragunov said:

Anyone.

As long as he f***ing puts someone over.

And it doesn't end with him giving them a stunner and pouring beer on them anyway.

You're not moaning about him burying someone already?

What's up with the hyper toxicity? They're allowed to have an opinion without being told they're moaning.

[Nosnorb]

Apr 4, 2022 8:52:59 GMT -5 whatamaneuver said:

Recent years have shown how much you can work around serious limitations for single events. So at WrestleMania 39, I'd have a 'Mount Rushmore 4-Way Retirement Match'...

Ric Flair vs Hulk Hogan vs Steve Austin vs John Cena.

People will roll their eyes, but I'm totally serious. Best of the territories vs Best of the '80s vs Best of the '90s vs Best of the 21st century. Having four in there would cover up many of the obvious weaknesses and I wouldn't want anything complicated or even with any psychology really. Short match where everyone gets a couple of their classic spots before retiring for good.

- Flair chops all three, then low blows Austin and puts him in the Figure 4
- Figure 4 interrupted by Cena hitting the 5 knuckle shuffle on them both. As Flair gets up, Cena hits him with then flying shoulder block
- Cena celebrates straight into a Hogan punch and then bodyslam
- Austin then hits Hulk with a Thesz Press, but Hogan no sells it, hulks up and punches Austin three times
- Austin catches the third punch, spins Hogan around and hits him with a Stunner for the win

10 minutes for entrances, 3 minutes for the match, 2 minutes for post-match celebrations. It would get 1 star from Meltzer, but it would be a fun 15 minutes and a nice way to wrap up some amazing careers once and for all.

Seeing Hogan and Flair wrestle in TNA over 10 years ago was truly horrifying. There is absolutely no f***ing way those two should be anywhere near a wrestling ring.

And holy shit, the idea Hogan taking a Thesz press from Austin is legit frightening. There were two very good reasons why Austin didn't perform the move in Jerry World, and Hogan taking a back bump would probably shatter whats left of his spine.

[häšhtå.gdālėÿ]

None. Last night was a perfect sendoff. He can come back for beer baths and Stunners, but we don’t need anymore matches.

[whatamaneuver]

Apr 4, 2022 10:35:48 GMT -5 Nosnorb said:

Apr 4, 2022 8:52:59 GMT -5 whatamaneuver said:

Recent years have shown how much you can work around serious limitations for single events. So at WrestleMania 39, I'd have a 'Mount Rushmore 4-Way Retirement Match'...

Ric Flair vs Hulk Hogan vs Steve Austin vs John Cena.

People will roll their eyes, but I'm totally serious. Best of the territories vs Best of the '80s vs Best of the '90s vs Best of the 21st century. Having four in there would cover up many of the obvious weaknesses and I wouldn't want anything complicated or even with any psychology really. Short match where everyone gets a couple of their classic spots before retiring for good.

- Flair chops all three, then low blows Austin and puts him in the Figure 4
- Figure 4 interrupted by Cena hitting the 5 knuckle shuffle on them both. As Flair gets up, Cena hits him with then flying shoulder block
- Cena celebrates straight into a Hogan punch and then bodyslam
- Austin then hits Hulk with a Thesz Press, but Hogan no sells it, hulks up and punches Austin three times
- Austin catches the third punch, spins Hogan around and hits him with a Stunner for the win

10 minutes for entrances, 3 minutes for the match, 2 minutes for post-match celebrations. It would get 1 star from Meltzer, but it would be a fun 15 minutes and a nice way to wrap up some amazing careers once and for all.

Seeing Hogan and Flair wrestle in TNA over 10 years ago was truly horrifying. There is absolutely no f***ing way those two should be anywhere near a wrestling ring.

And holy shit, the idea Hogan taking a Thesz press from Austin is legit frightening. There were two very good reasons why Austin didn't perform the move in Jerry World, and Hogan taking a back bump would probably shatter whats left of his spine.

Ha yeah fair enough, a Thesz Press on Hogan wouldn't be smart.

But it's a playfight, and there's a difference between doing a couple of basically cheap pop spots and working a full time schedule.

Vastly experienced pros would be able to find a way to do (some of) their signature bits. Make that rookie Cena take any bumps!