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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Apr 16, 2022 15:49:36 GMT -5
I got an AI text generator to make names of finishing moves. The results were pretty good. (I'm using this if you want to play around yourself, though I'm already using paid google colab for other reasons, which makes it a lot easier) Anyway, there's some that seem like plausible finishing move names, even if sometimes they don't really fit the wrestler they're for. Kaz Hayashi: The Big Hot Hand Mike Awesome: Psycho Kulture Ricky Steamboat: The Barbarian Bomb Trish Stratus: Dancehall Flogger Triple H: The Texas Death March "Rowdy" Roddy Piper: Shoot to Kill Hiroshi Hase: Handicap Press Hulk Hogan: Unforgiven Triple H: The Undertaker's Tombstone Piledriver |
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Apr 16, 2022 15:52:22 GMT -5
Some are a little more mysterious, even verging on poetic:
Bill Goldberg: Death By Cabbage
Âge Luchas: The Gimmick
Shawn Michaels: Sheamus wins
Kazushi Sakuraba: Flock of Seagulls
Gagne: Vacuum Flush
Kenny Kendall: The Tumbling Figure
Kane: Slammer Slammer
John Cena: Post-match Hand Slap
The Smoking Gunns: The Crazy 88
Mr. Fuji: Captain Spaulding
Sting: Juicy Fruit
Matt Striker: A Sentence in Reverse
Shinsuke Nakamura: How Can I Not?
The Freebirds: Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid
The Rock: "I'm in the house now, ya'll!"
Randy Savage: A Bat
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Apr 16, 2022 15:53:12 GMT -5
...And a couple were even actually somehow perfect:
Roddy Piper: Piper's Pitfall
Steve Blackman: Steve Blackman's Finishing Move
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Apr 16, 2022 19:02:20 GMT -5
I then asked the AI to create a list of the greatest scandals of all time, stuff as bad as the Montreal Screwjob or HHH beating Booker T. The list was spine-tingling:
Vince McMahon's gluttony and making himself fat in the 1980s
The Brood defeats WCW All-Stars and is banned forever
Bischoff says Goldberg is not the same as Randy Orton and they want to make him the same as Randy Orton
The Undertaker kills himself
The Heenan Family's X-Factor fiasco
Kurt Angle is turned into a bear
Chris Jericho is shown at a Comic Con and is asked by a woman if he is famous
Hulk Hogan makes everyone think he's gay
Dr. Michael Sabella is hired to run the company
The time "The Animal" told Goldberg he was no longer "wrestling's animal"
The Rock tells his entire childhood story and Shawn Michaels compliments him and then gives him a card
Triple H's moonwalking
The Rock's penis
Everyone in the ring is taking steroids and steroids are in the show
Triple H eats a puke on live TV
The Miz does the awkward rub-wrestle
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Apr 17, 2022 22:36:33 GMT -5
I might just be amusing myself, here, which is fine, because I am amusing the f*** out of myself. I did one more and made...
AI generated CHIKARA King of Trios teams.
The Punisher Family
D-N-A.......... Punisher Ace.......... Punisher Biker
The Cult of Robocop
Grim Reaper.......... Robocop.......... Aaron Vann
The Ten-O-Men
Heisenberg.......... Louie "Dino Maniacal" Dinamite.......... Ivan Ooze
The Stone Army
Scott Armstrong.......... Don Muraco.......... Upside Down Bobby Lashley
The Loudest Crew in Town
Dub Brown.......... Roxanne Shante.......... $TEAM G-NET
The Vast Parrot Freefall Crew
Eddie 'Chubby' Brown.......... Rocco James.......... Tres 'The Spirit' Bolla
The Unicorn Hunters
Lizzy 1.......... Lizzy 2.......... Max Mertz
The Great Wave. The Power, The Speed. The Gung-Ho. The Earth Smashers
Curtis 'The Punisher' Lund.......... Slam 'n' Bash Tommy Boy.......... Count Rugen
The Impact-less Ones
Ultraman.......... Chicken Plucker.......... The Young Thrust
The Gutterfacez
Spaz.......... Check-Mate.......... Crimson Ramon
The Sticky Brothers
Purple Guy.......... Gentleman Dave.......... Speedy Gonzales
The Expendable Juggernauts of Canada
Juggernaut.......... Leatherneck.......... Big Bananas
His Royal Nuisances
The Masked Deathgrizzly.......... Doctor Juggalopes.......... Bangarang, The Hanged Man
The Conquistadors of the Iberian Peninsula
The Cut-Throat Kid.......... Annihilate.......... Spanish Inquisition
The Thunderkittens
Kevin Sullivan.......... Mark Henry.......... Koko B. Ware
The American Fistas
Bart Gossage.......... Silent Wolf.......... Heavenly Henry
The Ultra Subs
Momo Susano.......... Lactose Swamp Guy.......... Stripe-Maniac
(His Royal Nuisances wins, of course)
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