Who in WWE can get a haircut

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Per fightful this comes apparently from an internal e-mail in WWE and this is who is permitted to get a haircut.

Raw: AJ Styles, Bobby Lashley, Cody Rhodes, Damien Priest, Dolph Ziggler, Edge, Finn Balor, Kevin Owens, Miz, Randy Orton, Riddle, Seth Rollins

Smackdown: Drew McIntyre, Happy Corbin, Jey Uso, Jimmy Uso, Kofi Kingston, Madcap Moss, Paul Heyman, Ricochet, Roman Reigns, Sami Zayn, Sheamus, Xavier Woods

How many times must we tell you bobby shave those damn sideburns.

[CMWaters]

Imagine the shock on everyone's faces if Styles ended up coming out on Raw one night looking like:

[häšhtå.gdālėÿ]

NO MORE HAIRCUTS FOR MACE

[Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV]

Lashley does have some pretty crazy haircuts

[CMWaters]

Also, notice that's just the male roster.

Wonder if there's a separate list for the female roster.

I mean besides Becky since she changed up her look on TV thanks to that.

[Hypnosis]

Bobby Lashley

[Mozenrath]

I get that, due to video games, toys, and other merch, they don't want guys chopping all their hair off without warning, but there has got to be a better way of handling it than this.

[welshpenguin]

Thankfully VEER & Mustafa Ali aren’t allowed to cut their glorious locks 😋 let’s hope AJ doesn’t cut his! I’m surprised Roman would be allowed to cut his! Maybe anything too radical & he would have to get the okay. Also I did LOL at Lashley’s name being on the list

[chrom]

Since when has Lashley ever had hair?

[Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃]

May 14, 2022 18:58:57 GMT -5 CMWaters said:

Imagine the shock on everyone's faces if Styles ended up coming out on Raw one night looking like:

We don’t want none apparently.

[bob]

[DrBackflipsHoffman]

feels like a poisoned chalice this one because for years I hoped that Shawn Michaels would shave his head and cut about with some dignity but then he did it and jesus god man holy hell

[fw91]

I mean, doesn't everyone need hair cuts even to maintain their current look?

[DrBackflipsHoffman]

new rule - no haircut for 7 years or immediate dismissal

[floundertime]

But where do they stand on Cameron Grimes?

[bob]

Who will finally get a haircut

[rnrk supports BLM]

So would Ali get his release if he just came in one day sporting a pompadour?

[Bang Bang Bart]

The idea of Lashley asking for a haircut despite being bald amuses me a lot.

[Bo Rida]

Is there a "not" missing from the OP?

Imagine Roman, Seth, Drew, Sheamus, Riddle etc all turning up bald one week.

They should have a rule that Cody isn't allowed to change his appearance without approval, he can't be trusted.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Actually read the thing itself… It’s not necessarily “Who can get haircuts in general”, it’s who can get them AT the TV tapings themselves.

That’s not to say there might not be a “No cut” list, I’m just clarifying the specific article. Might make for funny jokes for a little while, I guess.