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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 22, 2022 5:39:01 GMT -5
I cheated with a Game Genie when I speed ran Punch Out and TMNT Arcade on the NES as a kid.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 28,928
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Post by Sephiroth on Jun 22, 2022 6:49:16 GMT -5
I once tried to kill the world’s greatest lover. Then I remembered suicide is illegal.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 22, 2022 7:43:31 GMT -5
I was the firestarter.
A terrific firestarter.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jun 22, 2022 8:04:37 GMT -5
I wear Crocs
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on Jun 22, 2022 8:09:01 GMT -5
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Jun 22, 2022 8:09:48 GMT -5
I programmed all washing machines to eat every 5th left sock You were never bitten by a zombie but you have bitten people to blend in amongst the horde. When in Rome... and all that. |
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Post by sabretooth on Jun 22, 2022 8:40:33 GMT -5
I was turned into a newt.
I got better.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Jun 22, 2022 10:02:46 GMT -5
I'm causing all of us to yell!
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 22, 2022 10:05:08 GMT -5
I'm causing all of us to yell! I don’t know what we’re yelling about! |
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Post by DSR on Jun 22, 2022 11:44:49 GMT -5
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
Posts: 12,469
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jun 22, 2022 12:37:56 GMT -5
One time, at band camp...
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john84
Fry's dog Seymour
Proud Father of 3 :)
Posts: 23,166
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Post by john84 on Jun 22, 2022 12:39:56 GMT -5
I once bought a Donkey, a bee and a honeycomb into a bar...
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Post by Larryhausen on Jun 22, 2022 13:15:10 GMT -5
I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?
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champchumpchange
Don Corleone
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall.
Posts: 1,682
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Post by champchumpchange on Jun 22, 2022 14:17:40 GMT -5
I put the milk in the bowl before the cereal.
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Post by Larryhausen on Jun 22, 2022 15:01:52 GMT -5
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2022 15:24:35 GMT -5
Fine, I’ll admit it. I was young and naive at the time. Never thought it would be a big deal.
I let the dogs out
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
Posts: 21,233
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Post by agent817 on Jun 22, 2022 16:06:06 GMT -5
I smelled some marijuana smoke in Vietnam!
I was the one who cancelled Star Trek!
I left my Porsche keys inside Mrs. Glick!
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jun 22, 2022 16:08:16 GMT -5
Same, but I have TWO pair of them. One's my slumming it pair, while one pair is my fancy pair that go well with khakis. |
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Post by rainandlava on Jun 24, 2022 14:16:05 GMT -5
I forced myself to read the entire original web novel version of the awfulness that is Rising Of The Shield Hero.
To this day, I regret binging it all at once...and yet, it helped me realize more problematic stuff in media nowadays.
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Post by Malibu Stacy on Jun 25, 2022 2:07:09 GMT -5
I find it sexy when a guy speaks with a Southern drawl
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