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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jun 30, 2022 7:50:55 GMT -5
There was never a school project. I sabotaged the whole thing.
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Desi
Dennis Stamp
Do Not Approve
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Post by Desi on Jun 30, 2022 8:23:44 GMT -5
I go out shopping in my pajamas, weather permitting.
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Post by DSR on Jun 30, 2022 14:57:27 GMT -5
I went and saw The Master Of Disguise in the cinema. I saw it at the drive-in. And then again last week when the thrift store had the DVD for a buck!
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Rubix Cube Johnny
Team Rocket
hopelessly trying to open a can of soup with a golf club
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Post by Rubix Cube Johnny on Jun 30, 2022 15:26:59 GMT -5
I invented comic sans font
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 30, 2022 15:36:15 GMT -5
I am the guy who goes to take a shit in the restroom of the doctor's office.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 30, 2022 17:42:52 GMT -5
I invented comic sans font Oh yeah? I invented Papyrus font.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jun 30, 2022 20:57:46 GMT -5
I wrote the finale to How I Met Your Mother
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Jun 30, 2022 21:06:12 GMT -5
I dug my key into the side of his pretty, little souped-up four-wheel drive/carved my name into his leather seats.
I took a Lousiville slugger to both headlights/slashed a hole in all four tires.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Jun 30, 2022 21:07:03 GMT -5
I went and saw The Master Of Disguise in the cinema. So did I. *shudders* Question is…did we commit the atrocities or did Dana Carvey?
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jul 1, 2022 4:53:41 GMT -5
I admit it! I am the Lindborg baby! Wah! Wah!
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on Jul 1, 2022 5:20:57 GMT -5
I admit it! I am the Lindborg baby! Wah! Wah! Are you trying to stall us or are you just senile?
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jul 1, 2022 6:02:08 GMT -5
James Arnold Taylor was sick. I was in the Square Enix studios recording the Aah Hah Haaah Haah for Final Fantasy X that day.
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john84
Fry's dog Seymour
Proud Father of 3 :)
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Post by john84 on Jul 1, 2022 13:47:23 GMT -5
I go out shopping in my pajamas, weather permitting. You'd be surprised at how many customers I get doing the exact same thing
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jul 1, 2022 15:17:44 GMT -5
I’ve eaten pizza crust first without any cheese inside the crust.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jul 1, 2022 15:21:12 GMT -5
I’ve eaten pizza crust first without any cheese inside the crust.
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Brittsburgh
Mike the Goon
On extended hiatus indefinitely
Posts: 40
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Post by Brittsburgh on Jul 1, 2022 15:43:27 GMT -5
Yes, it was me who chased the cop down the street with a rubber duck. When I looked at my rap sheet for the incident It claimed I was being done for an offensive weapon It’s not my fault he has a fear of birds
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jul 1, 2022 17:39:58 GMT -5
I recorded a baseball game with the implied oral consent, not express written consent of Major League Baseball.
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john84
Fry's dog Seymour
Proud Father of 3 :)
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Post by john84 on Jul 1, 2022 18:25:12 GMT -5
Alright, alright I admit it. I sold a rubber duck. I also hung up a mat on a washing line and beat it with a broom stick on a Sunday.
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Brittsburgh
Mike the Goon
On extended hiatus indefinitely
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Post by Brittsburgh on Jul 1, 2022 18:34:55 GMT -5
Alright, alright I admit it. I sold a rubber duck. I also hung up a mat on a washing line and beat it with a broom stick on a Sunday. Ah, so that’s where I got that rubber duck from. I would keep that on the down low mate as the cops are still looking for the perpetrator of that incident.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Jul 1, 2022 18:38:20 GMT -5
I invented comic sans font Oh yeah? I invented Papyrus font. Well, to be fair, I know someone who would thank you for that one.
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