fg
Unicron
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Post by fg on Jun 29, 2022 21:31:05 GMT -5
All right everyone. Stand back while I celebrate freedom. Son, hand me your matches.
Son: “Fresh out.”
Me: “No lighter. Okay, I will go inside and use the stove.”
(Goes inside and uses the stove. The wick on the illegal firecracker breaks and I get scared that I can get hurt. I ponder and put the firecracker in the fridge.)
Me: “The beer!”
(I go into the fridge, get the firecracker which is somehow still lit and put into the dishwasher that is LOADED with dishes and the dishwasher explodes. Black liquid emanates from the sink and I whistle and walk away.)
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Jun 29, 2022 21:44:53 GMT -5
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ayumidah
Wade Wilson
Don't bother pretending I seem fine, I like that I'm a mess
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Post by ayumidah on Jun 29, 2022 22:28:54 GMT -5
Neighbors have been doing fireworks in their driveway right next to my bedroom for like a month now.
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Jun 29, 2022 22:58:52 GMT -5
Those elephants that jumped over the fence for 50 cents should be coming down from the sky soon.
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r.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bye
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Post by r. on Jun 29, 2022 23:11:11 GMT -5
Fireworks, The answer to the problem of too many fingers in Florida. [Seriously, Be safe]
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jul 1, 2022 2:09:39 GMT -5
Yeah let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of old harper, a couple of those panty shields, some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas. Nah, make it two.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jul 1, 2022 8:17:50 GMT -5
The stars of 4Kids will sing the National Anthem:
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 1, 2022 10:07:44 GMT -5
John Adams can’t write the declaration. They’ll run their pens right through it, he’s obnoxious and disliked, you know that!
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Post by Cyno on Jul 1, 2022 10:54:12 GMT -5
My mom's French so we have to celebrate Bastille Day.
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