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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jul 7, 2022 22:40:03 GMT -5
Is it too much to set fire to someone one as the dread pirate Roberts during the ceremony?
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jul 8, 2022 1:21:46 GMT -5
Mawaige....
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Jul 8, 2022 7:37:25 GMT -5
this sounds like it has an easy solution: grown an extra finger and kill the best man's father, suck almost all the life out of the groom until he can't walk, and kidnap the bride
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jul 8, 2022 8:03:58 GMT -5
Inconceivable!
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jul 8, 2022 8:28:36 GMT -5
this sounds like it has an easy solution: grown an extra finger and kill the best man's father, suck almost all the life out of the groom until he can't walk, and kidnap the bride You know how long it takes to grow a finger. Plus I was explicitly told no murder |
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jul 8, 2022 8:58:33 GMT -5
this sounds like it has an easy solution: grown an extra finger and kill the best man's father, suck almost all the life out of the groom until he can't walk, and kidnap the bride You know how long it takes to grow a finger. Plus I was explicitly told no murder What if you make it so someone is only *mostly* dead? |
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 8, 2022 11:07:52 GMT -5
this sounds like it has an easy solution: grown an extra finger and kill the best man's father, suck almost all the life out of the groom until he can't walk, and kidnap the bride You know how long it takes to grow a finger. Plus I was explicitly told no murder They can't possibly have actually said murder Can we try and arrange a manslaughter kind of situation |
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 8, 2022 11:11:38 GMT -5
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
F***ing love that movie. Love everything about that movie.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Jul 8, 2022 13:57:37 GMT -5
So, joke's aside, the wedding in The Princess Bride was just an incredibly traditional Catholic wedding. It's like the most boring possible ceremony you could ever ask for, why would anybody request it? And that's ignoring the fact that it's being held under duress.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jul 8, 2022 16:30:36 GMT -5
So, joke's aside, the wedding in The Princess Bride was just an incredibly traditional Catholic wedding. It's like the most boring possible ceremony you could ever ask for, why would anybody request it? And that's ignoring the fact that it's being held under duress. I think it's just me doing the voice and dressed up |
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Post by bibboid on Jul 8, 2022 23:48:07 GMT -5
You could always have an albino bring out the rings in a wheelbarrow.
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