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Post by mystermystery on Jul 22, 2022 13:16:57 GMT -5
Because. Just because.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2022 13:49:44 GMT -5
The original Jaws is a classic, but 3D and Revenge are two of my favorite "so bad they're good" films.
2 is just a retread of the first film without Hooper and Quint, the two best characters from the first film. Replacing them with a bunch of awful interchangeable and insufferable after-school special kids screaming the whole time. Only the last 15 minutes are worth watching as the electric wiring killing Jaws is one of the best scenes in the series.
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Post by SmashTV on Jul 22, 2022 14:13:15 GMT -5
The original Jaws is a classic, but 3D and Revenge are two of my favorite "so bad they're good" films. ‘I’ve never seen Jaws 4, but it is, by all accounts, terrible. I have, however, seen the house that it paid for, which is fantastic.’ Michael Caine |
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Post by mystermystery on Jul 22, 2022 14:16:08 GMT -5
The original Jaws is a classic, but 3D and Revenge are two of my favorite "so bad they're good" films. ‘I’ve never seen Jaws 4, but it is, by all accounts, terrible. I have, however, seen the house that it paid for, which is fantastic.’ Michael Caine With it being the 35th Anniversary of Jaws: The Revenge, someone should try and get a screening with Michael Caine as the special guest. I mean, it would 195% have to be a charity situation (If anything, so he could say "I've now seen Jaws 4 and it is, by all accounts, terrible. I have, however, seen the amount of money raised for ____, which is fantastic."). It's a silly pipe dream of nonsense, but it's my kind of nonsense pipe dream. |
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 22, 2022 16:33:29 GMT -5
Jaws 3 is a good movie.
Even Jaws 4 has its moments.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jul 23, 2022 1:13:46 GMT -5
I really thought the shark in Jaws Revenge just didn't like eating black people. I'm not sure if that made the shark more racist or less racist.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 23, 2022 1:46:11 GMT -5
I really thought the shark in Jaws Revenge just didn't like eating black people. I'm not sure if that made the shark more racist or less racist. The shark was simply defending the Caribbean sea from obnoxious white American tourists. He mistakenly ate Mario Van Peebles, but when he realised Mario was black, he apologised then regurgitated him. He was also going to eat Michael Caine, but stopped when he remembered that Michael is British. |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jul 23, 2022 2:12:57 GMT -5
I really thought the shark in Jaws Revenge just didn't like eating black people. I'm not sure if that made the shark more racist or less racist. The shark was simply defending the Caribbean sea from obnoxious white American tourists. He mistakenly ate Mario Van Peebles, but when he realised Mario was black, he apologised then regurgitated him. He was also going to eat Michael Caine, but stopped when he remembered that Michael is British. Why does the shark hate us all so much?  |
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 23, 2022 3:41:14 GMT -5
“I told ya mon, we don’t crap out.”
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Post by mystermystery on Jul 24, 2022 21:22:05 GMT -5
The moment Dennis Quaid admitted to a drug use budget for Jaws 3D which could theoretically explain where costs for some effects disappeared...
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 24, 2022 22:27:24 GMT -5
It's time for a new Jaws movie.
Use the old blueprint. Go back to Amity Island. New shark starts attacking. Dickheads go out on boats to film it for their social media accounts. A few of them never return.
Some people deny the shark even exists. It's a false flag!
A marine scientist deduces that warming seas and overfishing are causing great white populations to migrate. This is why the sharks in I, II and IV came to Amity.
The local police chief is Mike Brody's daughter, following her grandfather's footsteps. With an eccentric sea captain, they have to stop the shark.
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Post by Duke Cameron on Jul 25, 2022 1:29:37 GMT -5
About the only things I like about Jaws 3-D are the dolphins. I’m pretty sure that at least one of them is still alive.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Jul 25, 2022 7:04:01 GMT -5
The original Jaws is one of my all time favourite movies..One of the very few I can watch over and over again without getting bored.
The 2nd was fine but nothing special.
The last 2 are guilty pleasures for me..Whilst not good movies, I still get some entertainment out of them.
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