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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Aug 1, 2022 8:46:59 GMT -5
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Mochi Lone Wolf
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Aug 1, 2022 16:07:16 GMT -5
I replayed this moment and Ken Anderson’s response at least s hundred times after it happened.
Took years off my life laughing.
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Mochi Lone Wolf
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Aug 1, 2022 16:11:20 GMT -5
I honestly don’t know which Tito moment is more unintentionally hilarious. This, or his awful trash talking to Chael Sonnen complete with the juice box.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
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Post by chazraps on Aug 2, 2022 2:20:11 GMT -5
Still wild this wasn't even nominated for the Gooker that year.
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Post by Chiral on Aug 2, 2022 2:24:04 GMT -5
IDENTITY REVEALED?
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Post by Defrebel - White Pony on Aug 2, 2022 2:27:21 GMT -5
Still wild this wasn't even nominated for the Gooker that year. Seriously how the hell? One of the absolute most defining moments of f***ery in 2013 not involving Big Show crying his eyes out. |
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Post by Defrebel - White Pony on Aug 2, 2022 2:32:51 GMT -5
The fact that Rampage Jackson vs. Tito Ortiz literally never happened in any capacity and still hasn't is probably my favorite part about this whole incident 9 years later.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Aug 2, 2022 3:18:09 GMT -5
Still wild this wasn't even nominated for the Gooker that year. Seriously how the hell? One of the absolute most defining moments of f***ery in 2013 not involving Big Show crying his eyes out. Looking the nominations that year were really weak. Among them were Cesaro yodeling, Khali and Jinder snakecalling Santino's cobra, the existence of Total Divas, and the existence of Miz. |
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 2, 2022 3:22:17 GMT -5
Seriously how the hell? One of the absolute most defining moments of f***ery in 2013 not involving Big Show crying his eyes out. Looking the nominations that year were really weak. Among them were Cesaro yodeling, Khali and Jinder snakecalling Santino's cobra, the existence of Total Divas, and the existence of Miz. Yeah, I think that was the year the Gooker as a concept kinda shit the bed, to be honest. |
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Magnus the Magnificent
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didn't want one.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Aug 2, 2022 8:49:39 GMT -5
*scratches head*
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Aug 2, 2022 14:04:04 GMT -5
Still wild this wasn't even nominated for the Gooker that year. Seriously how the hell? One of the absolute most defining moments of f***ery in 2013 not involving Big Show crying his eyes out. Big Show VS The Authority wasn’t even nominated either. |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Aug 2, 2022 14:14:08 GMT -5
Seriously how the hell? One of the absolute most defining moments of f***ery in 2013 not involving Big Show crying his eyes out. Looking the nominations that year were really weak. Among them were Cesaro yodeling, Khali and Jinder snakecalling Santino's cobra, the existence of Total Divas, and the existence of Miz. Huh? I don’t even remember what Miz was doing in 2013. What, was he up to Bradshaw style terror backstage or something? |
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 2, 2022 14:18:22 GMT -5
Looking the nominations that year were really weak. Among them were Cesaro yodeling, Khali and Jinder snakecalling Santino's cobra, the existence of Total Divas, and the existence of Miz. Huh? I don’t even remember what Miz was doing in 2013. What, was he up to Bradshaw style terror backstage or something? Nope, some people just really had a hate boner for him. That's basically it. |
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Aug 2, 2022 14:18:24 GMT -5
Looking the nominations that year were really weak. Among them were Cesaro yodeling, Khali and Jinder snakecalling Santino's cobra, the existence of Total Divas, and the existence of Miz. Huh? I don’t even remember what Miz was doing in 2013. What, was he up to Bradshaw style terror backstage or something? I think that was during his face run but like, it wasn't that bad. |
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Post by Defrebel - White Pony on Aug 2, 2022 15:02:41 GMT -5
Huh? I don’t even remember what Miz was doing in 2013. What, was he up to Bradshaw style terror backstage or something? Nope, some people just really had a hate boner for him. That's basically it. As someone that loves Miz now but proudly drank the f*** Mike juice in 2013, I remember there was a rly vague house show accident between him and Punk after Miz had just turned where I *think* Punk got injured that made Miz a substantially bigger enemy to smarkier fans than he already had been. Absolutely absurd to remember people unironically acting like Miz tried to intentionally injure Punk. Then after that, Miz wins the IC Title and is tapping out guys like Cesaro, Wade Barrett, Cody Rhodes, Damian Sandow etc. on a weekly basis with his terrible Figure Four that Ric had personally gifted him. Pretty much the perfect storm of things to make ppl get irrationally mad when you don't let Brock Lesnar beat you to death with a couch without a fight. |
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chazraps
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Post by chazraps on Aug 2, 2022 15:06:12 GMT -5
Looking the nominations that year were really weak. Among them were Cesaro yodeling, Khali and Jinder snakecalling Santino's cobra, the existence of Total Divas, and the existence of Miz. Yeah, I think that was the year the Gooker as a concept kinda shit the bed, to be honest. J*st*n H*nry joined them as a contributing writer that year and they really veered off what the established tone of the site was. Starting with his homophobic Darren Young headlies post on the site that summer and his weak defenses of it in the comments. I hope he's grown as a person and realizes why that was such a misstep. |
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Post by Defrebel - White Pony on Aug 2, 2022 15:11:22 GMT -5
Seriously how the hell? One of the absolute most defining moments of f***ery in 2013 not involving Big Show crying his eyes out. Looking the nominations that year were really weak. Among them were Cesaro yodeling, Khali and Jinder snakecalling Santino's cobra, the existence of Total Divas, and the existence of Miz. Jesus christ lmao I think literally the only one of those nominations I'd agree with would be Cesaro yodeling, but not just for the yodeling. Cesaro before Real Americans took off would literally get a new Thing like every few months that did him no good whatsoever but was absolutely somebody's misguided attempt at giving him an edge. Dude had a beret and aviators one week, turned German another week (they swapped the flag in his tron to Germany I swear to god this happened), got a damn yodel another week. That sweet ass America jacket that got done totally dirty because Cesaro hardly ever won or defended his US Title while he had said jacket. |
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Post by XIII on Aug 2, 2022 15:12:43 GMT -5
It's that time of year again. Mr. Potato Head grows body, walks out, and nods. You’ve been warned. August 1. |
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 2, 2022 15:18:13 GMT -5
Looking the nominations that year were really weak. Among them were Cesaro yodeling, Khali and Jinder snakecalling Santino's cobra, the existence of Total Divas, and the existence of Miz. Jesus christ lmao I think literally the only one of those nominations I'd agree with would be Cesaro yodeling, but not just for the yodeling. Cesaro before Real Americans took off would literally get a new Thing like every few months that did him no good whatsoever but was absolutely somebody's misguided attempt at giving him an edge. Dude had a beret and aviators one week, turned German another week (they swapped the flag in his tron to Germany I swear to god this happened), got a damn yodel another week. That sweet ass America jacket that got done totally dirty because Cesaro hardly ever won or defended his US Title while he had said jacket. I still really like that remix he had of Dean Malenko's theme song, but yeah, that's like one of the only pre-Real Americans things he had that I could point to as being much good. |
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chazraps
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Post by chazraps on Aug 2, 2022 15:21:34 GMT -5
Seriously how the hell? One of the absolute most defining moments of f***ery in 2013 not involving Big Show crying his eyes out. Looking the nominations that year were really weak. Among them were Cesaro yodeling, Khali and Jinder snakecalling Santino's cobra, the existence of Total Divas, and the existence of Miz. Imagine hating on 'Total Divas,' which introduced WWE to an entirely absent demographic and revitalized the seed planting for mainstream interest. I know hindsight is 20/20, but that was some real unwashed neckbeard shut-in proto-incel shit. |
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