Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Aug 13, 2022 18:18:08 GMT -5
As long as he can walk, what exactly can’t Honky do at like 65 that he couldn’t at 30? It’s dressing like Fat Elvis and bashing a guy with a gimmick guitar.
Now, who is fool enough to pay for it?
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Post by XaviersSS2015hair on Aug 14, 2022 1:07:50 GMT -5
The Elvis movie just came out so of course Honky wants one more payday while the iron's still hot. Who would he face though? Warrior's gone. So is Savage. Hogan's just as old and beat up. Plus, if Hogan has one left in him, he should save that for his own retirement match. Billy Gunn could work story-wise, but as a main event? Jake Roberts maybe? But that's just as problematic as Hogan if not moreso bc Jake. Some former IC champ claiming they were the best. How about Jericho? Doesn't he still hold the record for most IC title reigns? Plus you could play up the rock star stuff. How many people actually remember there's a history between Billy Gunn and HTM? Not enough to make a dime on a PPV headlined by those two.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Aug 14, 2022 1:13:18 GMT -5
As long as he can walk, what exactly can’t Honky do at like 65 that he couldn’t at 30? It’s dressing like Fat Elvis and bashing a guy with a gimmick guitar. Now, who is fool enough to pay for it? he can pretend to play the guitar and he can probably hit the neckbreaker... maybe... but yeah...
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Aug 14, 2022 18:52:59 GMT -5
As long as he can walk, what exactly can’t Honky do at like 65 that he couldn’t at 30? It’s dressing like Fat Elvis and bashing a guy with a gimmick guitar. Now, who is fool enough to pay for it? he can pretend to play the guitar and he can probably hit the neckbreaker... maybe... but yeah... Well, that’s everything, isn’t it? Even in his prime.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Aug 14, 2022 22:06:06 GMT -5
Gonna be honest, given the workrate Honkey has always had even in his prime, he can do this easily... like, three spots tops, Shake Rattle and Roll, done.
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