Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Sept 7, 2022 2:28:15 GMT -5
WALK. TO. THE. RIGHT. It is not that hard and makes things easy for everyone.
Also, wait for the other passengers to get off before you go on. If you end up having to wait for a seat, suck it up.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Sept 7, 2022 2:42:32 GMT -5
WALK. TO. THE. RIGHT. It is not that hard and makes things easy for everyone. Wait for the other passengers to get off before you go on. If you end up having to wait for a seat, suck it up. Old people should play in the NBA. There's no way around them. They don't even see you, but they know to move to their left, then right, the left, then left, then middle.... |
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Sept 7, 2022 3:19:00 GMT -5
People who walk down the street while staring at their phones. Apologies if anyone here does that but seriously folks, your social media feed is not that important. Put the damn phone away and pay attention to where you’re going.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 7, 2022 6:13:30 GMT -5
I AM CONDUCTING MY BUSINESS IN PUBLIC ON A CELL PHONE YA'LL NEED TO STFU AND LET ME TALK LOUDLY
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 7, 2022 6:47:35 GMT -5
The cashier doesn’t want to hear your life story and neither do I.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Sept 7, 2022 6:56:46 GMT -5
People who either dont know headphones exist or think everyone wants to hear their wank music.
f*** off
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BlackoutCreature
Grimlock
The Ultimate Popcorntunist!
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Sept 7, 2022 7:16:04 GMT -5
Also, wait for the other passengers to get off before you go on. If you end up having to wait for a seat, suck it up. When you get on the subway, go right or go left. There's no seats in that direction? Sorry, you lose, try again next time. Don't stand in front of the doorway and do a lengthy reconnaissance of the entire train looking for available seats while blocking everybody behind you from getting on the train. Mailboxes are not lunch tables. Some people actually have to put mail in them and don't want to wait five minutes for you to move your burger out of the way. If you're standing at a street corner waiting for the signal to cross with a half dozen other people, that's not the time to light up a cigarette and let the smoke blow into everybody else waiting. In fact, if you're smoking while walking, walk straight forward. Stop zigzagging on the sidewalk letting your smoke blow everywhere and not giving the chance for the people walking behind you to walk out of the way so they don't have to smell it. And no, just because something isn't marked with a price or is marked with the incorrect price doesn't mean you get it for free. If you're saying it as a joke it's not funny. If you're serious you're an asshole. |
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Dan Royal
AC Slater
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Post by Dan Royal on Sept 7, 2022 7:27:43 GMT -5
People who either dont know headphones exist or think everyone wants to hear their wank music. f*** off Agreed, Also I work with pretty much all men. These are grown ass adult men and they spend half their time watching tiktok with no headphones. So I got to hear the stupid random annoying sounds from these so-called "Funny" videos all day. |
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Sept 7, 2022 10:40:03 GMT -5
Similar to people waiting for passengers to get off people that stand in front of lifts when they open. You know somebody might get out the lift right?
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 7, 2022 11:24:36 GMT -5
People on video calls who say "hey, say hello to my friend!" even if I don't even know their friend.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Sept 7, 2022 11:25:12 GMT -5
"Oh I've not seen you in so long, let us talk in a doorway or hallway so we block the path for everyone else."
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 7, 2022 12:19:17 GMT -5
Don't spit on the damn street. Either you go somewhere where you can unload your throat's contents, or swallow it. Especially in this day and age.
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by XIII on Sept 7, 2022 12:26:18 GMT -5
I go to the library to write and just about everyday there’s either someone talking loudly on their phone or a group of old people carrying on like it’s New Year’s Eve. Shut the f*** up people, we’re at the library!
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Sept 7, 2022 12:47:01 GMT -5
Don't. Walk. So. Damn. Close. To Me.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Sept 7, 2022 13:35:03 GMT -5
As a cyclist, I get pissed about the following:
People biking in the car lanes. You're supposed to bike either in a bike lane, on the shoulder or failing that, hug the curb. Driving in the car lane holds up traffic and puts you and several other people on danger.
People parking their cars in bike lanes and forcing me to bike around it, this endangering myself by having to bike in the street, even for a moment.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 7, 2022 13:45:35 GMT -5
People that clap when the plane lands.
The only exception to this rule is when there was some wack ass shit happening during the flight. (massive delays, crazy karen passengers, screaming kids, shitty weather, horrible turbulence, etc)
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ayumidah
Wade Wilson
Don't bother pretending I seem fine, I like that I'm a mess
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Post by ayumidah on Sept 8, 2022 1:48:33 GMT -5
The person last week who was standing in front of the candy I wanted, spending what felt like ten minutes picking up and putting down every. damn. package. of. gum, on the shelf. IT'S JUST TRIDENT, PICK ONE AND GO
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