malloc
Mephisto
asian cookbook
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Post by malloc on Oct 13, 2022 7:08:05 GMT -5
a billionaire heiress owns the intellectual property to the male beard Explain this one, who's beard does Stephanie own? |
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Oct 13, 2022 7:29:48 GMT -5
A rich guy went around making immature dick jokes long after he should have grown up, then got an executive job by marrying the boss's daughter.
No wait... that makes perfect sense in real life.
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Post by tntchamp on Oct 13, 2022 8:29:44 GMT -5
A guy named Sid eliminates his opponent from a match fair and square. Said guy then out of spite cost Sid the match and then get offered a title match afterwards and Sid is out of line to be mad at him.
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Posts: 18,440
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Post by XIII on Oct 13, 2022 9:26:43 GMT -5
A former Cobb County Correctional Officer that is now apparently a member of a SWAT Team had a fight with a guy that was the property of three women who forced him to take Vigara beforehand and after the fight he used his nightstick to club the other man’s erection.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Oct 13, 2022 9:46:34 GMT -5
I, Hulk Hogan, have a question to answer your question.
As you, Hulk Hogan, travel to WRESTLEMANIA by conventional means, the normals you travel with experience malfunctions.
As you realize ALL THAT IS LEFT is total self-destruction, do you, Hulk Hogan, show self-pity? DO YOU, Hulk Hogan, try to reason why?
Do you, Hulk Hogan, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear than you?
Or do you, Hulk Hogan, kick the doors out? Kick the cockpit door down. Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice so that you can face the challenge.
Dispose of them, Hulk Hogan. Assume the controls, Hulk Hogan. SHOVE THAT CONTROL INTO A NOSEDIVE, HULK HOGAN!
Push yourself to total self-dstruction. As you realize, Hulk Hogan, you are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown.
Ah, smell it, warriors. Do you, Hulk Hogan, look for a place to hide? Or do you, Hulk Hogan, face the challenge that may be more powerful than EVEN YOU ARE, HULK HOGAN!
You, Hulk Hogan, must self-destruct so that you will know, Hulk Hogan, who is…The Chose One.
FOR HULK HOGAN, I am not the Chosen One…that you speak of. I am not. I, Hulk Hogan, am the only one.
*skronk*
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67 more
King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Oct 13, 2022 10:59:20 GMT -5
a billionaire heiress owns the intellectual property to the male beard Explain this one, who's beard does Stephanie own? Not Stephanie, Dixie, and everyone's. |
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Oct 13, 2022 15:03:35 GMT -5
I, Hulk Hogan, have a question to answer your question. As you, Hulk Hogan, travel to WRESTLEMANIA by conventional means, the normals you travel with experience malfunctions. As you realize ALL THAT IS LEFT is total self-destruction, do you, Hulk Hogan, show self-pity? DO YOU, Hulk Hogan, try to reason why? Do you, Hulk Hogan, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear than you? Or do you, Hulk Hogan, kick the doors out? Kick the cockpit door down. Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice so that you can face the challenge. Dispose of them, Hulk Hogan. Assume the controls, Hulk Hogan. SHOVE THAT CONTROL INTO A NOSEDIVE, HULK HOGAN! Push yourself to total self-dstruction. As you realize, Hulk Hogan, you are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown. Ah, smell it, warriors. Do you, Hulk Hogan, look for a place to hide? Or do you, Hulk Hogan, face the challenge that may be more powerful than EVEN YOU ARE, HULK HOGAN! You, Hulk Hogan, must self-destruct so that you will know, Hulk Hogan, who is…The Chose One. FOR HULK HOGAN, I am not the Chosen One…that you speak of. I am not. I, Hulk Hogan, am the only one. *skronk* Ho-Kogan |
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Post by Main Eventer on Oct 13, 2022 15:24:32 GMT -5
Scott Hall, who portrayed the character Razor Ramon in the WWF, never competed in a Royal Rumble match.
Razor Ramon competed in one Royal Rumble match.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Oct 13, 2022 16:07:34 GMT -5
There's a non-euclidean math equation that explains why Scott Steiner won't lose at Sacrifice
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Rubix Cube Johnny
Team Rocket
hopelessly trying to open a can of soup with a golf club
Posts: 996
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Post by Rubix Cube Johnny on Oct 13, 2022 16:38:12 GMT -5
Employee who electrocuted CEO's son's testicles with car battery keeps job.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
Posts: 41,920
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Oct 13, 2022 17:12:10 GMT -5
A former Cobb County Correctional Officer that is now apparently a member of a SWAT Team had a fight with a guy that was the property of three women who forced him to take Vigara beforehand and after the fight he used his nightstick to club the other man’s erection. That same SWAT Team member kidnapped a guy’s pet dog, killed it and fed it to him. The guy is so outraged he challenges him to a wrestling match….inside two cages!!! With “attack” dogs surrounding the two cages. |
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Oct 13, 2022 17:25:17 GMT -5
Gigantic Ugandan tribesman competes in American wrestling matches despite no known passport, work visa and lack of English language skills, not to mention shoes.
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Posts: 18,440
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Post by XIII on Oct 13, 2022 17:29:05 GMT -5
Two for one:
Two former bikers with Nazi tattoos put on suits and take the names of an old amateur wrestler and an old French-Canadian homosexual. They are joined by a black man that takes the name of his former employers idiot son.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Oct 13, 2022 17:41:07 GMT -5
A Saddam Hussein lookalike who used to portray a Native American helped guide an Iraqi sympathizer (who portrayed an Army Seargent, when in actuality he's never been in the Army) to the world title in a match against a steroid abuser who wears face paint and tassels
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Posts: 18,440
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Post by XIII on Oct 13, 2022 18:42:09 GMT -5
An Olympic weightlifter gets a septuagenarian pregnant and even though the father is a black man the old lady gives birth to a white hand.
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
Posts: 21,170
Member is Online
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Post by agent817 on Oct 13, 2022 20:00:35 GMT -5
A former Cobb County Correctional Officer that is now apparently a member of a SWAT Team had a fight with a guy that was the property of three women who forced him to take Vigara beforehand and after the fight he used his nightstick to club the other man’s erection. That same SWAT Team member kidnapped a guy’s pet dog, killed it and fed it to him. The guy is so outraged he challenges him to a wrestling match….inside two cages!!! With “attack” dogs surrounding the two cages. And the two "attack" dogs having to go to the bathroom, as well as were more interested in mating. |
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Oct 13, 2022 20:15:07 GMT -5
Steve Austin pees mustard
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Oct 14, 2022 2:28:42 GMT -5
Earl Hebner.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Oct 16, 2022 1:56:51 GMT -5
Gigantic Ugandan tribesman competes in American wrestling matches despite no known passport, work visa and lack of English language skills, not to mention shoes. And develops a passion for bowling after befriending a former pimp-turned-Reverend. |
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 16, 2022 4:49:47 GMT -5
Two half-brothers have long-standing tension over the death of their parents. One brother teams up with his birth father, an acquaintance of his brother's, and digs up the corpses of the parents. He sets one corpse on fire and slams his brother onto the other dead body. The two never speak of this again come a year later, and in fact often enjoy a warm professional and personal relationship as siblings.
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