Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
Posts: 5,482
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Oct 11, 2022 12:28:16 GMT -5
A redneck southern cop and an African white guy has a black pimp for a manager.
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malloc
Mephisto
asian cookbook
Posts: 747
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Post by malloc on Oct 11, 2022 12:56:39 GMT -5
A Regency era dutchess was spanked by a Canadian Rockstar.
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dav
Hank Scorpio
Posts: 6,030
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Post by dav on Oct 11, 2022 13:16:49 GMT -5
An attempted murder victim encouraged his assailant to pose before a crowd.
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
Posts: 20,381
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Post by MiLB Fan on Oct 11, 2022 13:59:10 GMT -5
After Jesus nearly ended John Cena’s career by stabbing him in the kidney, Cena got his revenge by beating Jesus at Armageddon.
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Post by Aceorton on Oct 11, 2022 14:02:28 GMT -5
A guy had a talk show, but then he left and a different guy had a talk show, but then the first guy came back and didn't like that his talk show had been replaced with the other guy's talk show, so one week they each did their talk shows at the same time in front of the same audience and the first guy got jumped and got his leg messed up.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Oct 11, 2022 14:05:46 GMT -5
The Undertaker murdered his parents and severely burned his brother, who has no burns, and is widely beloved and respected.
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Posts: 18,440
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Post by XIII on Oct 11, 2022 14:28:18 GMT -5
Canadian wrestler was boring but then we found out he has a large penis.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Oct 11, 2022 14:33:05 GMT -5
I think there has been too many dusty finishes
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Post by Hypnosis on Oct 11, 2022 16:25:59 GMT -5
A serial killer is cheered by the crowd for torturing a reality TV star with a loving French-Canadian wife and two daughters.
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Post by sungod2020 on Oct 11, 2022 16:56:58 GMT -5
A millionaire and a tax accountant attempt to reinjure a barber who moonlights a male strippers face.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Oct 11, 2022 17:08:20 GMT -5
"That clothesline turned him inside out!"
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Timeless Hayterade
Dennis Stamp
Rhea's the Tribal Chief now. ACKNOWLEDGE MAMI!
Posts: 4,668
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Post by Timeless Hayterade on Oct 11, 2022 17:08:53 GMT -5
An undead zombie wizard became a human biker only to become the undead zombie wizard again.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Oct 11, 2022 17:25:45 GMT -5
A Hollywood celebrity who moonlights as a rapper cannot be seen by the wrestling audience.
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Post by Cyno on Oct 11, 2022 17:51:02 GMT -5
An omnipotent, omniscient, all-powerful being no-showed a match against a delusional billionaire.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Oct 11, 2022 20:26:11 GMT -5
The son-in-law of a business owner is fornicating with a corpse at a local funeral home to get back at a walking zombie’s brother who just happens to be the mayor of a Tennessee county after a lousy career as a dentist.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Oct 11, 2022 21:34:56 GMT -5
A truck driver enthusiastic and faux-Cuban immigrant hug a New England aristocrat (with a dodgy accent) and a male stripper inside of a cage on the last night on the job of the former pair.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Oct 11, 2022 21:45:13 GMT -5
A man at the top of his industry is bamboozled out of a coveted prize after a millionaire, already using a French giant as a pawn, conspires a plot that involves a man getting remarkable plastic surgery to look exactly like the official who can determine the outcome of a choreographed sport.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Oct 12, 2022 8:02:09 GMT -5
A man was a villain for stealing the wife of another man who forced her to marry him.
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tafkaga
Samurai Cop
the Dogfather
Posts: 2,108
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Post by tafkaga on Oct 12, 2022 10:19:03 GMT -5
The former champion concealed his identity and performed a series of stage magic tricks to earn a chance to regain his championship.
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Post by XaviersSS2015hair on Oct 12, 2022 10:39:25 GMT -5
A former UFC women's champion, who at one point was both highly feared and respected was defeated for her championship by a former Hooter's model.
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