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Post by ISO Mid Thigh Pull on Oct 29, 2022 16:35:56 GMT -5
Who would f***ing win
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Oct 29, 2022 17:02:27 GMT -5
Aaron Rex wasn’t Simply The Greatest. Jordan wins on theme song alone.
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Post by government mule on Oct 29, 2022 17:11:21 GMT -5
you think you're special
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Post by Dub H on Oct 29, 2022 17:37:35 GMT -5
At least Orlando Jordan was actually bisexual no? I think he wins on that alone.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Oct 29, 2022 17:42:51 GMT -5
The paying audience would lose
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Oct 29, 2022 17:57:15 GMT -5
Squirting lotion all over myself in excitement for this dream match.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Oct 29, 2022 18:23:23 GMT -5
Aron Rex because he was only months removed from his inexplicable shoot fighter man push to the Impact Grand Championship.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2022 19:15:24 GMT -5
Squirting lotion all over myself in excitement for this dream match. I'm wearing pictures of their faces on my nipples. |
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 29, 2022 19:22:50 GMT -5
Who gives a shit lol
"The WWE held me down, had terrible writing and didn't let me use my totally awesome ideas!" And his totally awesome idea was that. THAT! Like holy shit dude was clueless.
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Oct 29, 2022 20:20:31 GMT -5
I think the idea of Bisexual Supervillain sounds awesome, and has some serious legs under it, but Orlando Jordan's ain't it.
If Rhea Riplay was bi, she would be the best Bisexual Supervillain right now.
f*** Orlando Jordan.
Also f*** Aron Rex.
Out of a cannon.
f*** them out of a cannon.
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Post by jimmyjames on Oct 30, 2022 5:28:23 GMT -5
Certainly not the audience.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Oct 30, 2022 9:03:31 GMT -5
Rex was disgusting and played by a straight guy
At least Jordan is actually bi, even if he set single handedly set our representation back by years
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Post by rainandlava on Oct 30, 2022 14:15:48 GMT -5
Honestly, remembering both gimmicks gave me a bad hankering for falling asleep to block it out...
But since we're talking about it...I'd say Orlando Jordan wins by only inches, but that's not saying much considering both wrestlers were below average in the ring and were mostly memorable for their gimmicks.
In Jordan's case, his character was every "Depraved Bisexual" stereotype in the book (such as hugging a Rob Terry cut-out or trying to seduce SoCal Val, for instance), but the one silver lining is that he at least was legit bisexual. Sandow's Liberace cosplay gimmick was the last of Sandow's already dwindling popularity pretty much dying off. And as someone mentioned already, Sandow's heterosexual, which made the whole thing a subtle level of bad.
Both were among some of the worst of LOLTNA, but Orlando at least had being legit in his orientation on his side. It's just a shame he & IMPACT thought making him a stereotype was the way to go.
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Post by MrElijah on Oct 30, 2022 14:20:51 GMT -5
Aron Rex because he was only months removed from his inexplicable shoot fighter man push to the Impact Grand Championship. "We have Eddie Edwards who's pretty good at this technical wrestling thing for this new MMA inspired shoot belt!!" "Nah, let's put it on Sandow." Like what the f***? |
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Post by pinja on Oct 30, 2022 14:36:17 GMT -5
Running an errand or Lando. YOU decide!
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Oct 30, 2022 15:34:49 GMT -5
Aron wouldn't be able to hold him down if he was this slippery:  |
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Oct 30, 2022 15:40:32 GMT -5
Rex was disgusting and played by a straight guy At least Jordan is actually bi, even if he set single handedly set our representation back by years Yeah that's kinda the real answer. Jordan's "I want to do my queer freak shit" gimmick was so trashy even Vince McMahon didn't want to touch it. Vince McMahon. But his queer freak shit was like. His own real queer freak shit. And there's an angle to it where what he did isn't necessarily reprehensible or impossible to be good; transgressive and very sexual art is a massive part of queer history. But that art is typically for audiences who understand it for what it is, and not put onto a show written by a homophobe. |
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Post by ISO Mid Thigh Pull on Oct 30, 2022 16:01:31 GMT -5
Rex was disgusting and played by a straight guy At least Jordan is actually bi, even if he set single handedly set our representation back by years Yeah that's kinda the real answer. Jordan's "I want to do my queer freak shit" gimmick was so trashy even Vince McMahon didn't want to touch it. Vince McMahon. But his queer freak shit was like. His own real queer freak shit. And there's an angle to it where what he did isn't necessarily reprehensible or impossible to be good; transgressive and very sexual art is a massive part of queer history. But that art is typically for audiences who understand it for what it is, and not put onto a show written by a homophobe. Orlando Jordan's whole deal was genuinely ahead of its time but in order to rly realize that you have to ignore like every feud, match, and angle that he ever had because oh my god it's all so bad dude had a match with Samoa Joe where he was literally like okay we're touchin now and was rubbing up on Joe's absolutely way too tall TNA Jakks figure |
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Oct 30, 2022 17:12:35 GMT -5
Yeah that's kinda the real answer. Jordan's "I want to do my queer freak shit" gimmick was so trashy even Vince McMahon didn't want to touch it. Vince McMahon. But his queer freak shit was like. His own real queer freak shit. And there's an angle to it where what he did isn't necessarily reprehensible or impossible to be good; transgressive and very sexual art is a massive part of queer history. But that art is typically for audiences who understand it for what it is, and not put onto a show written by a homophobe. Orlando Jordan's whole deal was genuinely ahead of its time but in order to rly realize that you have to ignore like every feud, match, and angle that he ever had because oh my god it's all so bad dude had a match with Samoa Joe where he was literally like okay we're touchin now and was rubbing up on Joe's absolutely way too tall TNA Jakks figure Orlando Jordan was only like one or two notches above the private twitter side account of every trans girl I know. I get it. But. Time and a place. |
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Post by ISO Mid Thigh Pull on Oct 30, 2022 17:13:45 GMT -5
Orlando Jordan's whole deal was genuinely ahead of its time but in order to rly realize that you have to ignore like every feud, match, and angle that he ever had because oh my god it's all so bad dude had a match with Samoa Joe where he was literally like okay we're touchin now and was rubbing up on Joe's absolutely way too tall TNA Jakks figure Orlando Jordan was only like one or two notches above the private twitter side account of every trans girl I know. I get it. But. Time and a place. TNA paid to have a massive bisexual sign manufactured and used it like twice I hope it was expensive as f*** |
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