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Post by ChitownKnight on Nov 28, 2022 0:38:44 GMT -5
Ok I know he’s a jackass and a lot of people are not gonna want him back (which I understand) but as a fan I want to see him return as a mega heel and fued with the elite and have one last run before hanging it up and going Bezerk again lol. Him returning to AEW is the more interesting option than wwe imo. So in this hypothetical situation where Punk makes amends, how would you book his return?
I say have Punk return at Revolution and cost the Elite the trios titles. Punk then cuts a promo against the elite and the fans cementing his heel turn. He Allie’s himself with FTR and they take on the Elite at double or nothing. Punk then has matches against Joe, Bryan, and maybe Jericho on random Dynamites. Punk can have a civil war against the elite and they can do Team Punk vs Team Elite. At All Out 2023, he takes on Kenny Omega in a loser leaves town match. Omega wins and Punk is run out of AEW. I think that would be a good way to end his career.
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 28, 2022 1:13:34 GMT -5
Under duress.
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Post by Derk! on Nov 28, 2022 2:05:18 GMT -5
"I have to go now, my planet needs me"
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Nov 28, 2022 2:56:41 GMT -5
Job clean in one minute to Colt, then Kenny, then each of the Bucks, then Nak, then Cutler, then Callis
Then a local jobber doing an impression of Miz
In Chicago
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Post by Bo Rida on Nov 28, 2022 2:59:03 GMT -5
Joins Chaos Project as SerPepsiCo.
Luther throws him about and moans about having to work with children who don't believe they can learn anything from their elders despite losing every match and never making it in Japan.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Nov 28, 2022 3:27:01 GMT -5
Job clean in one minute to Colt, then Kenny, then each of the Bucks, then Nak, then Cutler, then Callis Then a local jobber doing an impression of Miz In Chicago Hell, pay the Miz himself for one night |
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Post by Hurbster on Nov 28, 2022 4:21:38 GMT -5
Lose to Jade.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Nov 28, 2022 4:57:15 GMT -5
I am not exactly sure what OP expected when they created this thread, but if it wasn't 90 percent "He jobs out immediately" or meme responses... I'm sorry lol
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Post by Glitch on Nov 28, 2022 5:31:34 GMT -5
Punk comes back and delivers a promo in the ring, a minute in he is interrupted by a masked wrestler coming down. The wrestler lays out punk with a clothesline and uses his foot to push punk out of the ring from beneath the lower rope. The masked wrestler takes off his mask to reveal it is Marko Stunt. The crowd cheers as the wrestler they've wanted to see come back finally returns. Excalibur even says "The Return you have all been waiting for!"
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Nov 28, 2022 6:44:45 GMT -5
Job clean in one minute to Colt, then Kenny, then each of the Bucks, then Nak, then Cutler, then Callis Then a local jobber doing an impression of Miz In Chicago Hell, pay the Miz himself for one night It isn't worth his time |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2022 9:09:21 GMT -5
Job clean in one minute to Colt, then Kenny, then each of the Bucks, then Nak, then Cutler, then Callis Then a local jobber doing an impression of Miz In Chicago Hell, pay the Miz himself for one night MJF: Nice scarf. Miz: Thank you. *Punk confused yet pissed that he is working with pricks.* |
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Nov 28, 2022 9:19:16 GMT -5
Yeah, if he was coming back I'd let his matches be competitive but I'd job him out for awhile to see how he reacts.
He whines, he's clearly the same person and can't be trusted with a top level program.
Might also be necessary to see how durable he is, as he's had a pretty shit track record so far and you just can't trust a super injury prone guy with title programs.
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Nov 28, 2022 9:47:02 GMT -5
I'd legit book a Fun-Time Phil I'm Sorry Tour 2023 and just have him booked in protracted apology segments where he attempts to make amends but can't help saying stupid shit.
Just a reminder that Punk is the guy that got super-butthurt about Chikara having a parody character of him - he literally cannot help himself if he feels he has a bone to pick, so you may as well just troll him.
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Post by Nosnorb on Nov 28, 2022 9:47:06 GMT -5
Punk gets kidnapped by Ninjas. The end.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 28, 2022 9:49:56 GMT -5
Out of a shower. The scrum was only a dream.
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Post by Bo Rida on Nov 28, 2022 10:07:47 GMT -5
Alternate idea, he joins the dark order as 54 to try to replace 10 as -1's favourite wrestler. Except -1 hates him.
He literally has to work with children.
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Post by chronocross on Nov 28, 2022 10:28:02 GMT -5
Gets squashed by Michael Nakazawa in shorter time than he lost to Moxley on Dynamite.
Then as he leaves the ring, he gets jumped by -1 up the rampway and gets a stretcher job.
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Nov 28, 2022 10:31:56 GMT -5
I'll give this a shot, why not. This is assuming he'd be ready to go around February:
January 2023: CM Punk posts a genuine apology online for his behavior, that he's taken time off to get his mental health right, etc.
February 2023: CM Punk returns at Revolution and teams with FTR to beat Death Triangle (or another top level Trios team) in a Trios match.
February to May 2023: Punk and FTR build steam in the Trios division
May 2023: CM Punk and FTR vs. Kenny Omega and the Young Bucks for the Trios Titles at Double or Nothing 2023. The Elite win clean.
May to September 2023: Punk mixes it up with midcard babyfaces/heels like he did during his first run.
September 2023: Dynamite Grand Slam - Kenny Omega vs. CM Punk. Omega defeats Punk clean.
October 2023: Kenny Omega vs. CM Punk 2 at All Out. CM Punk wins. The Young Bucks are pissed at Kenny because he forces them to stay backstage.
February 2024: CM Punk vs. Kenny Omega 3 - Kenny Omega beats Punk clean. After the match, The Young Bucks turn on Kenny. Punk and Kenny go into an unlikely alliance to feud with the Young Bucks.
A lot would have to happen. Like, a lot, but it'd be fun.
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Nov 28, 2022 10:45:59 GMT -5
Gotta go where the money is and have him booked in a program against The Elite.
Have Punk interfere in the final match between Death Triangle and Elite costing them the titles.
Do a few matches between Punk/FTR and Kenny/The Bucks, mix it up with singles, 2 on 2, a big 3 way match with the Elite mostly taking L-s
Eventually Punk's attitude becomes too much even for FTR to take and they leave him
I'd end it with him getting beat in his last match by Hangman Page at whatever the next PPV would be
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Post by celtics543 on Nov 28, 2022 11:06:08 GMT -5
He's not going to come back and job. He believes he was in the right, why would he put over guys who he thinks were in the wrong?
I just don't see anyway he comes back. He's already got his money, he hates the Elite, and he's clearly in awful head space.
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