Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 8, 2022 7:18:40 GMT -5
I'm just glad it wasn't because one of you guys was trying to invest in an upcoming Steven Seagal movie, in hopes that it would be his comeback.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Dec 8, 2022 8:07:09 GMT -5
well I was 5p short when I went shopping, someone happily lent me 10p instead.. they remembered me the next week and demanded I give them 20p but I had to borrow it from someone else they knew as they would only take money they had.. and well it continued from there.
some how I've ended up owning two thirds of the mob, I'm not sure how the hell that happened.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Dec 8, 2022 8:14:21 GMT -5
I made bad investments in strip malls.
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 8, 2022 8:17:45 GMT -5
I don't. You do.
I took out $250K bets out in each and every one of your names that the Sabres would lose last night.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 8, 2022 11:04:55 GMT -5
I actually owe money to Greenpeace in order to pay off my mafia debts.
And let me tell you, those Greenpeace hippies will break the windows out of your car.
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Post by Mr Mario Mario on Dec 8, 2022 15:09:36 GMT -5
I blame We Hate Movies being a pro-mafia podcast. Made me think the mafia was on the up and up
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Dec 9, 2022 4:29:39 GMT -5
Because the Mafia are c***s.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 9, 2022 4:31:31 GMT -5
I was going to have the Don absolve my debt to the mafia at his daughters wedding. But instead I used my one request to have sex with the bride.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 9, 2022 16:27:40 GMT -5
you know those 10 thousand dollar sex robot dolls? it turns out if you buy an army of them, you DON'T get a discount. it adds up quickly.
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Post by Triangle Lancer on Dec 9, 2022 19:21:25 GMT -5
You didn't see nothin'
Here's $100 for keeping the ice cubes cold.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2022 19:25:21 GMT -5
Weed is more expensive than it should be.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Dec 9, 2022 21:46:23 GMT -5
Look do you know how hard it is to find a bottle of Chartreuse Green around here? You gotta know a guy who knows a guy. (No seriously, I've been trying all year and my state won't allow you to ship it in directly. Damn taunting Curiada ads!) My company distributes Chartreuse in 44-46 states….it’s hard to find because Chartreuse themselves can’t keep up with the demand! lol
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Fade
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Fade on Dec 9, 2022 22:23:17 GMT -5
It involves mangoes
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Post by bibboid on Dec 10, 2022 15:44:16 GMT -5
I have a true story that is a little off topic but sort of fits in here.
Back in the 90’s when I lived in New Jersey, a buddy and I were out clubbing. He saw a hot blond and went to talk to her and I followed as his wingman to distract her less attractive friend. My buddy annoyed the blond so much that she left but the friend and I were having a good conversation so she stayed. Eventually we shifted to another bar closer to home where we shot some pool and threw some darts. I sort of half noticed that the bartender wasn’t charging us for drinks but just wrote it off to having a good night. At some point she said something funny and I gave her a hug, and she responded by kissing me. We ended up going outside and sitting on the hood of my car and making out for about half an hour. She told me I should probably take her home before we did something stupid. When I pulled up in front of her house there was a guy on her front porch who took three steps toward my car before she climbed out (which seemed a little odd). I went back to the bar where the bartender gave me another free beer and said “You’d better be careful. That is Johnny’s daughter.” I went home soon after.
The next day some other friends came by and heard the story of my night. They clarified that I had not been hanging out with ‘Johnny’s’ daughter but instead with ‘Gianni’s’ daughter. He was the local capo for that section of New Jersey. That’s why the bodyguard was on the porch. That’s why the bartender in the mafia owned bar was not charging for her drinks. I never called her but I did run into her in the bar about a week later. We chatted a bit but that was the end of it.
So long story short (too late) I don’t owe money to the mafia but I almost was owned by them all the same.
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Dec 10, 2022 18:10:06 GMT -5
Who do you think finances the student loan industry? If not the mafia, why does it behave like that is the case?
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 12, 2022 18:08:40 GMT -5
Look do you know how hard it is to find a bottle of Chartreuse Green around here? You gotta know a guy who knows a guy. (No seriously, I've been trying all year and my state won't allow you to ship it in directly. Damn taunting Curiada ads!) My company distributes Chartreuse in 44-46 states….it’s hard to find because Chartreuse themselves can’t keep up with the demand! lol I posted in the happy thread but I finally found some! The monks that make it have to get their shit together!
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Post by saneiac on Dec 12, 2022 18:25:11 GMT -5
You know what, FAN? When the son of the deposed King of Nigeria e-mails you directly asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! OK?
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 12, 2022 20:23:03 GMT -5
Because I needed to hire TWO separate hitmen, one for Tones and one for I to get rid of that god damn Dance Monkey song! So not to put too fine of a point on it, but you’re welcome FAN.
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